Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Kookin]

 

[YaBoi]

New job arc... or rather excuses why he can't take the job arc
After recent whining META PC offered him a job:

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How do you think Boogie will vibe with the culture?

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Boogie accepted.

Boogie is not suited for a workplace. The refusal to sweep floors when he was a kitchenhand, the incessant phone use, the constant need to throw everyone under the bus on social media....he's the worst kind of employee. Lazy, toxic, unaccountable. Let's say the boss notices a fuck up and it's Boogie's fault. Does Boogie take responsibility or blame someone else? We know the answer. He'd also creep on the women.

I can see this as an arrangement that he makes some excuse to back out of (see: abandoned r/samandtolki AMA, DPP retreat, cruise with EDDF, Dick Show co-hosting duties, Storyfire duties etc etc)

 

[The Ugly One]

okay this is gonna be epic

Meta PCs are also ass and not going to be around long, markups are insane even by prebuilt standards

Damn, you weren't kidding. I priced out PC in one of their small cases with similar-priced parts as my NUC, and it came out at almost $500 more than I paid, and it's not like NUCs are budget PCs.

 

[The handsome tard]

This fat idiot is actually asking his audience to save his channel because he took a "mental break" after he said a bunch of racist and stupid shit
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Here's his academy award winning plea, notice how he deflects all blame and responsibility away from himself to his audience. Gotta love it lol
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Also look at how good he looks for only being 399.99 pounds:
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Feels like every youtuber, especially the ones that take the lolcow path, end up reaching the inevitable "finantial" problems saga. Their hay day has long since passed them, they arent as popular, not making as much money as the numbers they did during the good times they thought would last forever.

And what now they have to show for it? Trying to adapt into a world they either dont understand or/and have no respect for allowing them to go back being nobodies. In fact, that reminds me of Mr Metokur's speech on how a youtuber that cant handle fame goes through a hard time accepting that they are nobody once again. Boogie freally fits that description as many others do.

 

[Greatest Gonger]

This fat idiot is actually asking his audience to save his channel because he took a "mental break" after he said a bunch of racist and stupid shit
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Here's his academy award winning plea, notice how he deflects all blame and responsibility away from himself to his audience. Gotta love it lol
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Also look at how good he looks for only being 399.99 pounds:
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whenever I see big fat guys I think about that jiggle test joke from the simpsons where they slap homer's belly and time how long it takes to stop jiggling.

 

[AnOminous]

Boogie is not suited for a workplace.

Boogie is not suited to be alive.

Die, Boogie, die!

 

[xerxes]

Boogie is not suited for a workplace. The refusal to sweep floors when he was a kitchenhand, the incessant phone use, the constant need to throw everyone under the bus on social media....he's the worst kind of employee. Lazy, toxic, unaccountable. Let's say the boss notices a fuck up and it's Boogie's fault. Does Boogie take responsibility or blame someone else? We know the answer. He'd also creep on the women.

I can see this as an arrangement that he makes some excuse to back out of (see: abandoned r/samandtolki AMA, DPP retreat, cruise with EDDF, Dick Show co-hosting duties, Storyfire duties etc etc)

He will almost certainly find an excuse to avoid work. It actually makes me a bit Mad at the Internet as this will be yet another undeserved opportunity that the fatlord1488 will chuck away, just like he's done with all the others. He truly doesn't know how good he has it.

I also bet he doesn't have the first clue on how to assemble a PC lol. Has he ever even taken the panel off a PC and put a graphics card in? From what I understand he just uses the free shit he gets. Imagine his fat sausage fingers trying to put in an I/O shield lol.

 

[AnOminous]

Trying to adapt into a world they either dont understand or/and have no respect for allowing them to go back being nobodies.

It's so pathetic and one of the few reasons I'd even pretend to feel sorry for Boogie. Imagine thinking you're someone, this fucking illusion, when everybody is nobody.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Poor Boogie.
It must be difficult to never be responsible for your own actions.

 

[KERNEL DRIVER]

market crash really fucked boogie

The Destruction of Boogie2988 by Frank Hassle Killstream

Re-upload of the video by Frank Hassle, from the Killstream.Thank you for your service! https://gumroad.com/frankhasslehttps://www.unmedicated.clubhttps://tw...

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[Ultrapenguin]

Uh oh, looks like Boogie's totally owned the haters by proving that he's willing to get a job!

The problem is I think he might literally not know how to work a job or basic principles like that it doesn't matter how much you whine or make excuses, you still have to actually have a minimum amount of output, it isn't like the internet where you just have to manipulate people into giving you things.

Of course that's assuming he actually ever makes it to the working part and doesn't come up with a reason why it's impossible. But he tried you see. So you should give him credit. And also money too.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Poor Boogie.
It must be difficult to never be responsible for your own actions.

Hard to be responsible for your actions when you actually stuffed your face, received surgeries and gamble your own life away to actually believe your own lies, even while pretending that you’re still a victim in the end.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

The problem is I think he might literally not know how to work a job or basic principles like that it doesn't matter how much you whine or make excuses, you still have to actually have a minimum amount of output, it isn't like the internet where you just have to manipulate people into giving you things.

I mean, you can manipulate people into doing your job for you but you have to be a hot girl.

 

[ForTheHoard]

market crash really fucked boogie

The Destruction of Boogie2988 by Frank Hassle Killstream

Re-upload of the video by Frank Hassle, from the Killstream.Thank you for your service! https://gumroad.com/frankhasslehttps://www.unmedicated.clubhttps://tw...

youtu.be

I don't know what it is with e-celebs but a lot of them jumped ship close to the bottom. It does imply that most of them did little to no research on their investments and instead threw hundreds of thousands of dollars at bro advice. How can you have the much money and not have a financial advisor?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

We need a new poll going: Will Boogie go to work?

 

[Hammerstein]

We need a new poll going: Will Boogie go to work?

The only thing Boogie has done consistently is binge eating.

 

[M3453dst324]

We need a new poll going: Will Boogie go to work?

Before that we need the poll: Will Boogie sign his employment contract?
But before that one we need the poll: Will Boogie actually contact Meta PC?
And of course before that one we need the poll: Will Boogie remember that he said yes?

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Three endings to the Meta PC employment saga:​

The Lazy Ending - Boogie never tries to be employed
As so many others who wanted to help him had to learn - Alan from 'Any' Day Fitness, his friends, fans, etc - he will find an excuse to not even try. We all know he wouldn't work a single hour in earnest but maybe today he is too lazy to even try to grift Meta PC? He sends them DM saying he can't work for them due to poor mental health and asks them to keep it quiet due to trolls.

The Sobering Reality Ending - After a day Meta PC doesn't offer him job
While Boogie has one single true achievement in his life - gaslighting family, friends and, including his viewers, millions of people - maybe failing views are sign he lost his touch? After a day the owners agree he's a manipulative weirdo and say: sorry, we didn't 'vibe'.

The Draw My Life Ending - Boogie grifts Meta PC
As soon as Boogie is picked up from the airport he starts litany of times he was wronged. This is a beginning of a long, manipulative relationship. For some time they may even overlook Boogie slacking off but when the time to confront him comes Boogie will use his final weapon - suicide baiting. After the whole painful ordeal Boogie will say how he was abused, underpaid and led Meta PC workers to barricades.

 

[Slap47]

Three endings to the Meta PC employment saga:​

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The Lazy Ending - Boogie never tries to be employed
As so many others who wanted to help him had to learn - Alan from 'Any' Day Fitness, his friends, fans, etc - he will find an excuse to not even try. We all know he wouldn't work a single hour in earnest but maybe today he is too lazy to even try to grift Meta PC? He sends them DM saying he can't work for them due to poor mental health and asks them to keep it quiet due to trolls.


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The Sobering Reality Ending - After a day Meta PC doesn't offer him job
While Boogie has one single true achievement in his life - gaslighting family, friends and, including his viewers, millions of people - maybe failing views are sign he lost his touch? After a day the owners agree he's a manipulative weirdo and say: sorry, we didn't 'vibe'.


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The Draw My Life Ending - Boogie grifts Meta PC
As soon as Boogie is picked up from the airport he starts litany of times he was wronged. This is a beginning of a long, manipulative relationship. For some time they may even overlook Boogie slacking off but when the time to confront him comes Boogie will use his final weapon - suicide baiting. After the whole painful ordeal Boogie will say how he was abused, underpaid and led Meta PC workers to barricades.

Boogie will just suck at putting together PCs for consumers who actually want functioning computers.

 

[Punished Brent]

The fight with Ethan Ralph is inevitable.

Spoiler: Source

I saw it in a dream