DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Telemeter said:
Phil just happens to be the most successful and most visible beggar in human history, and that is hilarious.
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And this is why I don't take posts like these seriously

Phil's "successful begging" comes from fucking over everything and everyone he ever had close in terms of real friends, troo and ahnest spahnsors, and the ability to be a content creator that actually makes decent content by far

Phil is not successful in the least because his begging fuels the gayest Addictions of all time and when a sleight of hand in dissent or even a mere question where the muhnies go:

BANNED
BANNED
BANNED
BANNED
BANNED
GAHN, FOREFUR

And another victim of Phil's secluded and pussy lifestyle dominate the pure sociopathy he overarches onto the stream

Begging isn't meant to be a "success" because you're relying on simply the "ahnest donations" from their paycheck to Phil's addictions, rather than actual work and probably making much more than through contributions which are by a mile of fact, the most volatile income ever known

Look at the fluctuations in his memberships, and the huge gifted subs that no one wants to renew?

That to me shows he has zero organic growth deserving to him and the begging is faltering every day

It's not a conspiracy theory to know that a dead channel is a dead channel but even then when Think Before You Sleep quotes that in order to grow your channel you need to constantly break sub numbers is evidence more that Phil's tarded streams don't do any justice

It's been a long time since I've made a post like this but for someone who has literally came across the sinking ship that Phil is, it's not hard to piece together the fail after fail Phil brings onto himself
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Why would he pay it back? That's what Chapter 7 is for.
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As soon as he is able to I'm betting he will get as many credit cards as he possibly can when those predatory creditors come by. This tard put everything on those things all the time and has only been emboldened by his bankruptcy. Wouldn't be surprised if he used them for WWE Champions.
 
Hopefully the stink bug produces a solid arc. Those fuckers are so damn annoying and genuinely just a pest who loudly a retardedly they fly around. What phil dosent understand is his officewalls color scheme / house setup and the way it faces the sun is a perfect attractor for stinkbugs. They love to congregate and or are attracted to white/cream colored walls that face the sun.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
First, the HOA only covers the maintenance on outside of the building and the lawn. They did fix the spot in the roof that was leaking. In his green screen unboxing video, he says he is doing the unboxing instead of playing games because the roofers are too loud. You can also hear them pounding nails, so he wasn't lying that time.

Second, no he didn't beg for money. This was a different time. He just moved to Seattle. He had his whole future ahead of him. The worst thing that had happened to him at this point was a few fans being unhappy with Panda as mod. He was still in contact with Rambo. He still had money to burn on furniture and knick-knacks to fill his new condo. He had money and he had plans and he had his whole future ahead of him.

He was just like, "Huh, looks like some water damage. Guess I'll have to fix that eventually..."
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Don't forget the other worst thing that happened to him at that point: the blinds were totally fuckin BROKEN (thanks, previous owner assholes!) and they couldn't get them closed to go to sleep so DSP had to use a knife to cut the blind cords instead of just putting up a sheet or towel for the night and then had to get a custom blinds guy out to measure and then custom make blinds instead of going to a hardware store by himself
 
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Read the kissy faces DAVE.
Anyway the game he is playing has a pretty cool asthetic.
The only thing Dave thinks is "The Matrix", which was mechanical with a slight touch of bio.
This is bio mechanical Dave.
 
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Brownshirt Freshman said:
Never ceases to amaze me how he talks about having no money that he "needs" for his day off then shows up the next day bragging about the overpriced meal he got delivered from doordash.

Also can't get his costume because he waited until the last second. He had money the whole time but chose pulls instead and is now whining. He does this for every time sensitive event, he will never learn.
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Was it really doordashed again this time?

Just funny he mentioned a meal out with the wife and it turns out to be doordashed an they didn't leave the fuckin' house.
 
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Skippy Shortbottom said:
Was it really doordashed again this time?

Just funny he mentioned a meal out with the wife and it turns out to be doordashed an they didn't leave the fuckin' house.
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This basically proves the day off begging is a scam every time, right? With $87 in tips (unless we count the day before) he was able to afford restaurant food for two as well as whatever they needed for the house.
N0thingICanDo said:
He can't play a game that requires THINKING

Hand hold me wheelchairs!!!

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Of fucking course the game is UNIQUE. He uses that word so goddamn much that it doesn’t mean anything.
 
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An Avenging Bird said:
I guarantee Phil is panicked about being placed on that list of people with worst internet reputations.
Nothing puts him in crisis mode more than hordes of potential detractors finding out about him and invading his stream.
But Phil is absolute in his belief that snowflakes out there should not have safe spaces.
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At this point Phillip is completely desensitized to anything the detractors do, and I think he's realized if the paypigs haven't left yet they won't. It's made him complacent.

The one thing that I think can still make him sweat is the idea that the detractors might get to people who haven't heard of him before first, and he won't get the opportunity to "correct the record" (i.e. administer pignosis).

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Read the kissy faces DAVE.
Anyway the game he is playing has a pretty cool asthetic.
The only thing Dave thinks is "The Matrix", which was mechanical with a slight touch of bio.
This is bio mechanical Dave.
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It gets even creepier when you notice the LGBT flag next to their name. That begs (ha) the question: does this man want to make love to Phil? Is there a demographic of DSP fetishists out there? Is there Phil Burnell erotica?

I mean, I love Phil as much as the next guy here on the DSP fan forum, but, you know...not like that.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
You didn't think it was? lol I thought the pattern of faux day before distress was well established. Only thing missing today was a reeeeeeeemergency.
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The bank leaks made me think he essentially lives one day at a time aside from the YouTube paychecks. There is no reason to believe he saves any money whatsoever.
 
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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Most likely just a sock from a weirdo...they love larping and saying "wow you're so handsome Phil" just too either make Phil uncomfortable, or to stroke his narc ego.

Could be GothySenpai for all we know.
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I'd like to see Phil calling out that weirdo or whatever he is, for making him uncomfortable time-to-time.
"DOOD YOU'RE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE, DOOD!"
 
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