Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

NachoFebrile said:
I vaguely know how Twitch works. I’m guessing this means Keffals is #3 in donating money to some stream whore? So hordes of mentally ill people on the internet are giving him money to lay it at the feet of some 6 on Twitch? Incredible
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I think it's 11 gift subs, so about $55? Not a big spender by any means, but he might also have donated in other ways. He probably wanted to get on the leaderboard. He might be on the bits leaderboard too (which is separate from the gift subs one), and if she has steamlabs/streamelements donation links, he's probably dropped the majority of any simping there.
 
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Man... Coop really fell off after winning the Dinslow Cup
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Apparently he transitioned into Squeak “Not a Real Bitch” Scolari, many such cases.
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Beautiful Border said:
Wasn't sure if I should post this here or in the general Breadtube thread, but leftist youtuber BadEmpanada (real name George Ganitis) made a video talking about Lucas, criticising him for... "making propaganda for the British colonial police force in Ireland"? Uh, okay. Could be the start of a potential slapfight between them.
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God, these people love listening to themselves talk. Fifty fucking minutes, and all he really says is:

1) Keffals doesn't hate the police enough. He had a photo taken with some gay Irish cop and they were looking friendly. This shows Keffals is a hypocrite who thinks only SOME cops are bastards (e.g. the ones who "swatted" him), but is willing to act as a propaganda tool for the imperialist police force occupying Northern Ireland.
2) Keffals criticized some Vietnamese streamer, but his criticism was retarded [true]. Vietnam is the best, death to the imperialist U.S.
 
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Punished Neco said:
I'm sorry Fren but when you keep using Marvel references I kind of have to do it
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lol. I’ll admit that I blew my load on the Marvel references. @Shaneequa apologies accepted but you were right.

Billy Bob Dick said:
I'mma have to go ahead and disagree with you there, Frank. A "30-year-old boxed wine mom" is still fuckable.
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Indeed they are. But, if we’re being honest, they’re not peak sexpot, which is the aspiration of all the AGP TiMs. Member, Keffals wants to be a “better” version than a Denims. Which, in this case, he failed miserably to execute.
 
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Brutality said:
Is a lack of creativity in the toolkit of the Troon? I swear 85% of the time when they make a new name it always starts with the same letter or sounds similar. At least Lucas was semi creative with his name
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
It’s either the laziest change or something that sounds like a stripper.
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Given the choice between lazy names and stripper names, the former is the better choice. "Annie" at least sounds like a normal name and a decent person until you encounter them in person. Stripper names end up being little more than a tell that the person with it should be avoided at all costs. As an example, one of the TLL people has used the following names: Scout Wolfcave, Tiffany St. Bunny, and Bunny St. Bunny -- none of which convey professionalism or someone who might be worth knowing. "Annie," "Lindsey," etc. give the person more of a fighting chance if they aren't insufferable (spoiler: they are most of the time).

Accept Only Substitutes said:
Found this word salad of an attempt at defining it:
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From my experience, nonbinary seems to represent someone who wants to dress and behave however they wish without regard for their biological gender. Someone I used to know drank enough SJW kool aid to become an anti-male/establishment lesbian, marry her wife, and now claims to be nonbinary and refers to her body as "nonbinary tits" so she can wear what seems to be male-styled outfits. I'm not sure why she just couldn't dress however she wanted without the fancy labels as she might have before she jumped on the SJW bandwagon, but 🤷‍♂️ .

Tetragrammaton said:
people who casually advertise their amazon wishlists then fill said lists with mainly weird fetish things and nothing of any real use or value will never not confuse and annoy me.
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The trend has predated Amazon wishlists. I once knew someone who had a geocities like webpage with a wishlist for their upcoming birthday. Nearly everything was pricey lingerie or intimate apparel -- the stuff that friends and family would be too creeped out to buy for someone merely a friend or relative. The advice that fetish and intimate items are stuff to be disclosed discreetly goes unheeded more and more.

AnOminous said:
It's almost disappointing that this retard is so fucking stupid he somehow can't manage not to dox himself within minutes.
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Most reasonable people, when told not to do something in the name of self-protection/preservation, usually take the advice. Kef and company loathe anyone telling them what to do or not do so they do whatever regardless of the consequences. Alternatively, I wouldn't be surprised if the self-dox was intended to make a new claim that "OMG, I'm not safe any more, please help me!" once it's been discovered online. As stated in the last few pages I caught up on, Kef has slowed up in terms of meaningful content and drama. Being able to claim they were doxed again would be a good way to grab attention again (at least for those that haven't yet seen the truth and subsequently distanced themselves from the drama).
 
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Dickens Cider said:
OT but if I really wanted to kill myself id draw a bath take some pills drink good scotch slowly put a bag over my head drop a bug zapper in and pull a trigger. Why take chances? If I somehow survived all that councilling sessions would be interesting but I’d know it wasn’t meant to be. That’s trying.
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That's the spirit! If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. Not that I'd want to encourage anyone to take the Express Bus to Wormtown but this guy I know strongly recommends quitting any SSRIs well beforehand, since they inhibit DMT uptake.

Anywho, back to our regularly scheduled program of laughing at retarded trannies.
 
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Pitbull Victim said:
~23:00 - When Lucas's dad finally kicked the bucket, the staff forgot to turn off the defibrillator so he did a bit of a Weekend At Bernie's to the horror of his family. Lucas considers this another example of Canada's shitty medical system (I thought leftists thought Canada had pretty good healthcare though?).
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Lucas is full of shit and clearly has no idea what a defibrillator is and why it's used (and why you wouldn't use one on a dying cancer patient).
 
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One87five0 said:
Luke retweets some retarded "diss rap" from an account with under 1200 followers.

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He's really stretching with this... Luke, you're not relevant anymore. Get used to it.

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Rate me whatever but I don't quite hate this. A bit too many syllables in some of the lines but if you fix that, the lyrics kinda sound like something Immortal Technique and Eminem would have come up with together in middle school after huffing a bunch of glue.
 
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repentance said:
Lucas is full of shit and clearly has no idea what a defibrillator is and why it's used (and why you wouldn't use one on a dying cancer patient).
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Did he literally say they had a live-wire up his dead dad’s ass, just sizzling like bacon dancing around for his amusement? How could anyone honestly believe that?
 
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cerulean hydra said:
I think it's 11 gift subs, so about $55? Not a big spender by any means, but he might also have donated in other ways. He probably wanted to get on the leaderboard. He might be on the bits leaderboard too (which is separate from the gift subs one), and if she has steamlabs/streamelements donation links, he's probably dropped the majority of any simping there.
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pretty much it just means out of all the people who have gifted subs he gifted the third most at 11 subs honestly its kinda funny he simps for denims shes essentially a more attractive shoeonhead. if i was her i would get far away from keffals especially since hes newly single and that axe wound aint gonna rub itself. he will most likely be looking for a replacement victim/fiancee
 
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