Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Does Michael French of Retroblasting count as a lolcow? He chimps out regularly over criticism and always looks pissed in his videos.
 
Ghostse said:
They have to shit on and destroy everything from the OT so they can restart with Year Zero and some wolf-a-boos wainkfus.

They're going to get that lightning back in the bottle, just you watch.
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They could've just continued the Buzz Lightyear show and put more money onto it as a universe and as a franchise, and they'd be able to catch that lightning in a bottle, especially when that show had A LOT of fans.
 
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LORD IMPERATOR said:
They could've just continued the Buzz Lightyear show and put more money onto it as a universe and as a franchise, and they'd be able to catch that lightning in a bottle, especially when that show had A LOT of fans.
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Buzz Lightyear is a straight white cismale, very harem.
How is anyone black, asian, spic, or faggot going to relate? Everyone knows that one drop of melanin in your blood means you are too subhuman to exhibit empathy, so all the protagonists must be trans* lesbians of color

Also he's fighting aliens of color. Very colonialist, what we teaching our children? Not good lessons like this book for 4th graders with diagrams about how to suck a dick and do anal.
 
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Ghostse said:
Buzz Lightyear is a straight white cismale, very harem.
How is anyone black, asian, spic, or faggot going to relate? Everyone knows that one drop of melanin in your blood means you are too subhuman to exhibit empathy, so all the protagonists must be trans* lesbians of color
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He has a blue-skinned alien girl, a big, fat, alien cadet, and a robot that could be identified as nonbinary. How could they resist?
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Ghostse said:
Also he's fighting aliens of color. Very colonialist, what we teaching our children? Not good lessons like this book for 4th graders with diagrams about how to suck a dick and do anal.
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Most of the time, he's fighting some dude in a purple dress or yellow robots. Or some blue-skinned chad who ripped off the Galactic Alliance while pretending to be one of their best.
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LORD IMPERATOR said:
He has a blue-skinned alien girl, a big, fat, alien cadet, and a robot that could be identified as nonbinary. How could they resist?
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Most of the time, he's fighting some dude in a purple dress or yellow robots. Or some blue-skinned chad who ripped off the Galactic Alliance while pretending to be one of their best.
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Damn, I miss that show. Which makes me all the more sad that it’s been replaced by a shitty “official” version with lesbos and Chris Evans.
 
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TheAmbiguousLurker said:
You know, hearing about the Vader comics and developing Vader's struggle prior to ROTJ, I'm gonna be honest: I think this sort of development for Vader, while it may seem like a no brainer to do (build upon elements to fuel Vader turning on Palpatine), doesn't work for Vader and Luke's story.

The climax of ROTJ is Luke's unwavering faith in his feelings and familial bond in Vader sparking a sense of humanity that Vader had long since thought was dead. Vader spends the movie telling Luke, in a perfect display of the dark side's hold, that he's given up, that he serves Palpatine not out of loyalty or profit, but because he see's no other path. Anakin Skywalker is dead, all that's left is an instrument of destruction who lost all his humanity. He turns to the light because watching his son getting tortured while still pleading for his help makes him realise that his humanity is still there, even if faint, proving that Anakin Skywalker is alive and he wants to help his son.

All of these elements become far weaker when you change it from 'Luke creates cracks in Vader's armour, both figuratively and literally, exposing Anakin for the first time in years' to 'Luke manages to get through to Anakin after years of other people already making Vader question himself and face his still beating humanity multiple times'. Makes Luke's victory feel more like he just so happened to be the hundredth customer rather than him having a admirable strength of will and hope.
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The only insight into Vader's psyche I needed was amply provided in Shadows of the Empire and it was great
 
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XYZpdq Jr. said:
you have to remember that Jedi were fucking stupid
they thought "bring balance" when there was a fuckton of Jedi and two Sith would mean "we win"
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Stupid doesn't mean corrupt. You can have a genuinely good person who is still a few nuts short of a granola bar. Forrest Gump, for example, is a good and honorable man. But he's stupid as hell.
 
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XYZpdq Jr. said:
you have to remember that Jedi were fucking stupid
they thought "bring balance" when there was a fuckton of Jedi and two Sith would mean "we win"
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By the end of ROTJ there's 1 living Jedi and 0 Sith and the movie says the good guys won. When they say "balance" in the force, that's what I think they meant. Unfortunately they didn't make any sequels after ROTJ, so we have no idea how that turns out.
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Same problem with Rob Zombie's Halloween
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I think a majority of the fanbase would love if Darth Vader was more like Michael Meyers, a guy in a mask who doesn't say anything and goes around violently murdering innocent people, even if it's completely against his character. The Hollywood studio hacks would have 100% had young Anakin making paper masks and killing his older sister as a kid.
George is the only person to think to turn him into wide eyed 9 year old who liked racecars, knowing most people would hate it, and you know what? More power to him.
TheAmbiguousLurker said:
You know, hearing about the Vader comics and developing Vader's struggle prior to ROTJ, I'm gonna be honest: I think this sort of development for Vader, while it may seem like a no brainer to do (build upon elements to fuel Vader turning on Palpatine), doesn't work for Vader and Luke's story.

The climax of ROTJ is Luke's unwavering faith in his feelings and familial bond in Vader sparking a sense of humanity that Vader had long since thought was dead. Vader spends the movie telling Luke, in a perfect display of the dark side's hold, that he's given up, that he serves Palpatine not out of loyalty or profit, but because he see's no other path. Anakin Skywalker is dead, all that's left is an instrument of destruction who lost all his humanity. He turns to the light because watching his son getting tortured while still pleading for his help makes him realise that his humanity is still there, even if faint, proving that Anakin Skywalker is alive and he wants to help his son.

All of these elements become far weaker when you change it from 'Luke creates cracks in Vader's armour, both figuratively and literally, exposing Anakin for the first time in years' to 'Luke manages to get through to Anakin after years of other people already making Vader question himself and face his still beating humanity multiple times'. Makes Luke's victory feel more like he just so happened to be the hundredth customer rather than him having a admirable strength of will and hope.
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Thanks to Filoni's/Disney's retcons we know that none of the OT would have happened if Ahsoka just had sex with him once or twice after Padme died.

LORD IMPERATOR said:
He has a blue-skinned alien girl, a big, fat, alien cadet, and a robot that could be identified as nonbinary.
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I actually watched through Buzz Lightyear of Star Command earlier this year and I really liked it. Beats the shit out of that dumbass Lightyear movie anyways. It keeps proving how much more fun and interesting a cast of aliens in a sci-fi setting are than a bunch of boring fucking """diverse""" human beings. How lazy are these people when they have the entirely of space as a backdrop but all they can do is shove more humans everywhere?

btw XR (the robot) wasn't nonbinary, he was a red blooded ladies man.
 
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