DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Agent Proper]

Prebeg tweet up

ALWAYS A GOOD TIME TO GIVE ME MONEY

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Jaxx better have that gas money ready.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Was it really doordashed again this time?

Yes, he flat out said he delivered it. turns out the scammer was scamming, now this shawks me.

 

[Corpun]

This idiot actually wasted everyone's time on stream trying to catch a fucking stink bug to show to chat? Why does the extremely stupid shit happen when I am away. Hope the dumbass squishes it and complains the house smells.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Kill yourself you fucking retard.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Kill yourself you fucking retard.

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Jaxx, buddy, Phil won't fuck you. Just your wallet

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Kill yourself you fucking retard.

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Okay I understand how pignosis works, but is it really so strong that you start to see the same imaginary lag that Phil sees? At worst Phil encountered like 3 genuinely bad connections over that entire weekend. Every other time it was Phil doing 15 inputs per second as usual or gin brain.

 

[SPhobos]

Phil couldn't even annihilate fucking Iron rank players lmfao. But yeah I'm sure Capcom is gonna ditch the entire Drive system because Phil is too fucking retarded to understand it.

 

[UaineRunei]

Kill yourself you fucking retard.

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Again, it's not just Phil. If you worship anyone online that much you really need to consider ending it all.

It's just a video game Jaxx, relax.

 

[Dona Morte]

You guys are spoil sports.
I for one am enjoying this 3 way romantic arc:
Coffe boi v. Jaxx v. You look adorable SC guy.for Phil's affection.
Fight for your man guys.
Preferably with money.

 

[Where Am I Playing]

DA CHAMP IS HERE!

Also lol at those matches against Cammy, belphegor can't even play against a low tier sf2 characters. Endless excuses, declines rematches, runs to S tier characters and still loses. Gets perfected by Cammy while playing as Balrog After he got perfected, he calls on the hate army to send the footage to Capcom, wants a refund.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Scorn will be A Mixed Bag.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Scorn will be A Mixed Bag.

Don't be ridiculous, Scorn Will Save The Stream.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil just happens to be the most successful and most visible beggar in human history, and that is hilarious.

No, the government is.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I'm late but I heard he banned Black Lady Walking. Hilarious since the only reason BLW stayed was because Phil wanted to prove that observational humor is fine. One of the lamest chat members because after awhile the joke/troll attempt overstated its welcome.

Like a while ago Phil banned someone called the Wigger or something Wigger. He said "you should changed your name it's very offensive". Uhm... a wigger is a proffession. Like a hatter or tailor.

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

Kill yourself you fucking retard.

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LOL! What happened to "hanging out with his real life friends and can't attend the streams that often"? What happened Adam? Real life people don't want to hang around a retard who looks like he just moved into town from Mayberry? Inability to make it to shindigs because you don't have a car? Well, good job on going back to supporting Phil and "owning" us. Maybe after you give Phil another $350 or so, you mom can drive you to the store to pick up some hot pockets to eat while you watch DSP's streams.

Yo! Jaxx_Raxor is my favorite payfag. Looks like a chimp, acts like a simp and is a poster boy for the kind of guy I tell my daughter that I will shoot on sight if she brings him home.

 

[Free Jasper]

Jazz Raxxnor is easily my favourite payfag too.

He answers phones in a call centre for a living but gives his occupation as ‘Corporate Mercenary’.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Jazz Raxxnor is easily my favourite payfag too.

He answers phones in a call centre for a living but gives his occupation as ‘Corporate Mercenary’.

More of a state of mind, don't give a shit where I work or who pays me as long as that pay is the most I can get. Works for me, but I am also not a tier one service desk retard.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Jazz Raxxnor is easily my favourite payfag too.

He answers phones in a call centre for a living but gives his occupation as ‘Corporate Mercenary’.

That "corporate mercenary" line really sounds like a bullshit line they put in the job description or during training so that their job, which can be done by anyone who can pass the mirror test, sounds more important and glamorous than it is. Most people can tell that it's just fluff but the JaxxRaxxors and DSPs of the world actually buy into that crap. I remember when I was at uni and looked up jobs for a forklift operator one laughable job ad used some term like "applied logistics specialist" and the job description made it seem as if you're some superhero for having a forklift operator certificate. A piece of paper which you can get after a 3 day course in my country which is designed in such a way that even the dumbest, most inbred and recalcitrant gypsy can pass it.

 

[Free Jasper]

More of a state of mind, don't give a shit where I work or who pays me as long as that pay is the most I can get. Works for me, but I am also not a tier one service desk retard.

It wasn’t that self aware. Nor is he that skilled (sounds like you’re describing a contractor).

He uses the term because his company is like an outsourcing call centre company. Because it’s so cheap/poor quality he tends to get used by companies in financial difficulty and seems to think he’s ‘raiding’ weaker companies.

As Big Brown Schlub says, it feels like some corporate talk bullshit fed to try and motivate the minimum wage goons.

 

[Ching_Chong]

Jazz Raxxnor is easily my favourite payfag too.

He answers phones in a call centre for a living but gives his occupation as ‘Corporate Mercenary’.

Surprised the fag doesn't call himself a telephone terrorist from Wolf of Wall Street.