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Autism.
(I've been waiting years to finally do this, I'm so fucing happu right now,)
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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(I've been waiting years to finally do this, I'm so fucing happu right now,)
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HRTs gone cold, wondering why,
Cut my dick off at all,
Morning woods a faded memory,
Since I can’t feel my balls,
Even if I could, I would still be gay,
But this stinkhole is all,
That reminds me that I’m still a man,
disappoint my dad
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To be fair Canada's setting up child suicide appointments despite parents objections so I wouldn't put it past a leaf municipality to turn someone's corpse into a glorified hand puppet by virtue of malpractice.
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It's really funny how Lucas never gave a fuck about his looks until we called him out for just using black like a high school metalhead. Then he goes straight to Amazon and buys a new yellow outfit and a push-up bra, and brushes his hair for once. You know he religiously refreshes this thread the whole fucking day.
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What else would he be doing while the movers bring his shit into the new apartment? something productive?
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You can see the bra through the top. Better luck next time.
Um...
kiwifarms.net
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I love how this bulbous misshapen creature suddenly feels the need to post fake glamour shots, trying to flex like a hot sexy babe.
he really is so transparent (and entertaining.)
Thanks for the laughs, kefloppals.
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Not even a push up bra could make his moobs look passable. That photo was straight shopped. Forgive me, friends... his moobs and torso look nothing like that in the light of day. Proof:
Anyway, do we know who the other dude is? Has he killed himself out of pure shame? I would.
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Jesus fucking Christ. Are these from his Skye era or his femdom era? Either way, disgusting video.
Cows like him are really funny. I hate all the 'dear keffals...' posts but just knowing how obsessed he is with this thread makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
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Exactly, I 100% guarantee he’s reading this shit daily. We’re reaching Ethan Ralph levels of obsession and instant reaction.
That photoshopped picture he posted on Twitter did really well on his account. Unfortunately, the Kiwis know it’s a shop and proved it, and Lucas knows we know. That must drive him insane and ruin all the dopamine he’d be getting otherwise - knowing that everyone thinks he looks a certain way and is heaping praise on him, but it’s all a lie and he is actually an ogre.
Lucas couldn’t take down the site, and now everyone can look up the truth about his real hideous body anytime they want, LMFAO. And he can’t say shit about it because it would disturb his paypigs and embarrass him.
KIWI FARMS. Can you say it Lucas? Didn’t think so, pussy
I wonder what else we can make the Hunchback of Not-A-Dame do.
Or in Ethan Ralph’s case, Shartism. (I’ll see myself out)
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BWAHAHAHAHA! Goddamn yellow is an unflattering color on him. He looks like a fat block of cheese. Nice push up bra by the way Lucas. Trying to hide your saggy granny boobs I see, and Jesus son your hair is thinning and bad. Your five head is really showing in this photo. By the way Lucas, try wearing some make up and getting a stylist to style your hair. Your face is really saggy like that of a bloodhound and your hair still looks flat and greasy.
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If he wants real advice, I'd suggest him a haircut. Then again, his neck is weirdly long. Have you seen it?
Backinpogform
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Damn he still has a double chin with this neck?
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Stinkyboy
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Not even close to true
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Imagine using photoshop and doctoring your photo to hell, and you still can’t get the fucking extreme fuzz out of your hair. Seriously, this dude’s hair is fucked up even with a mountain of filters..
He strategically pulled the pants over his gut to hide it - notice the belly button covered. You can kind of see the fat billowing out under the pants.
Luke, if you don’t have a gut, take a pic with your whole midriff exposed. I don’t want to fucking see it, but I would like you to prove to your followers you don’t have a beer gut. Good luck with that.
You can clearly see the push-up bra or whatever, I don’t know shit about bras but this is fake. His disgusting moobs are just propped up in there. Plus it’s shopped and filtered. Fake tits. His followers are simping for a rack that doesn’t exist, sad.
Finally, he chose this angle to hide the hunchback. Holding the phone up and angling his body pushed the massive, lumpy back behind his frizzy fucking hair.
So yeah, TLDR he hid his gut with his pants, angled so you can’t see his hunchback, and hid his saggy moobs under a push-up bra. LMFAO. And of course photo-shopped it all to hell, and wore yellow so he’d stop being made fun of for being a greasy all-black goth. What a faggot, ladies and guntlemen.
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Credit to Lucas, a broken clock is right twice a day. Canadian health care is now largely comprised of giving you the option of throwing pills at your problem, leaving you in triage or a waiting list and hoping you survive long enough to get treated, or prrssuring you into the increasingly-frivolous assisted suicide program. Oh and our "free" system is the second most expensive on the planet because it's a bloated over-bureaucratic monstrosity.
'I can't do this anymore': How to fix Canada's nursing crisis
Without enough nurses, the entire health system would collapse. And they're fleeing the profession in droves. Read more about the crisis
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Looks like Lucas is entering the e-thot era
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He couldn't get DenimTV so he is going to become DenimTV.
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Credit to Lucas, a broken clock is right twice a day. Canadian health care is now largely comprised of giving you the option of throwing pills at your problem, leaving you in triage or a waiting list and hoping you survive long enough to get treated, or prrssuring you into the increasingly-frivolous assisted suicide program. Oh and our "free" system is the second most expensive on the planet.
'I can't do this anymore': How to fix Canada's nursing crisis
Without enough nurses, the entire health system would collapse. And they're fleeing the profession in droves. Read more about the crisisnationalpost.com
I swear to god, there will be a transgnder suicide assisted goverment program in Canada, and it will be hilarious.
But for now, they'll have to do it the Lisa way.