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Before I call bullshit on this one, here's my (somewhat educated) guess at what probably comprised Nat's failed erverdose cocktail:
1x can of beer (12 oz. 4.5% alcohol by volume)
4x 100mg Quetiapine
2x 20mg Paroxetine (or other SSRI)
3x 60mg Prednisone
2x 600mg Gabapentin
3x 400mg Ibuprofen
(The Ibuprofen and Prednisone could have given him a bit of a tummy ache and the "minimal internal bleeding." The rest of the cocktail is just a recipe for a nice little nap.)
Having said that, I'm calling bullshit on this one.
"Doctors think they got it all and I'm good."
Only someone who has never actually overdosed on anything would say something as retarded as this. Doctors don't "think they get it all," even in the unlikely event that they actually pumped his stomach*. They just pour a little saline in there, pump it back out and follow up with some activated charcoal.
*as a general rule, doctors don't pump people's stomachs anymore unless they have very recently ingested toxins--as in, less than an hour before being admitted.
"I'm told I'll 'fully' recover in about a week."
Any overdose that would take a week to recover from would be one that puts you in a coma or virtually/actually kills you. Since Nat was sent back home immediately, there was clearly no serious organ damage and he clearly had not suffered serious toxic shock.
Lastly, if a terminally online tranny with a history of mental illness and failed suicide attempts is admitted to hospital after once again trying to kill himself over some petty Twitter drama, not even the NHS is just sending him on his merry way before he even shits out the charcoal. He'd have been sectioned if the doctors thought this, or either of the previous two "attempts" were genuine, and he'd have been locked up without his phone for at least a week. I mean sheeit, this guy I know, who only tried to kill himself once via an overdose, woke up two days later cuffed to a hospital bed and was confined to the nuthouse for six weeks.