Which lolcow would you want to see a redemption arc for?

[Israellover1234]

The girl that's laying in bed next to me. I've been trying to kick this drunk bitch out for two weeks now.

Sorry to break it to you, but she's dead.

 

[AMHOLIO]

But why? Flase hope is false hope, anon. It is just remarkably sad when even internet strangers are beginning to give you advice in order to turn your sad, almost over life around.

There's no saving people who refuse to save themselves.

Oh, no reason, it's just a fun creative writing prompt.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Desmond (as in Desmond Is Amazing) gets my vote.
It is extremely unlikely but I would love if Wendy Lou was greeted on his 18th birthday by an empty room and a process server delivering a do not contact order, demands for all his social media passwords and whatever money he has he earned (yes, I'm sure she has already spent it on her self).

The kid never had a chance.
I don't care how much he liked playing dress up and wearing makeup (if he ever really did) none of those behaviors in a preschool aged child mean they are a homosexual.

A preschool kid's sexual preference should be "not yet".

If he really is gay I hope he meets a nice man , settles down and leaves the club scene and drag behind.
Personally I would love for him to "come out" as super straight, meet a nice girl, settle down and have a bunch of kids that he keeps away from his mom.

After all what would be a better form of teen rebellion when you have been raised as a "Gay Icon" and "The First Drag Kid" your entire life?

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Jazz Jennings. I hope he can somehow break ties with his abusive mother and come to terms with what has been done to him.

 

[Backinpogform]

The kids of any lolcow but especially family vloggers

 

[smartypants302]

Pixyteri, I have not followed them in a 10 years then yesterday I find she fell into trans trap and is pretending to be a man to cope. Comical to follow her weeboo cosplay 11 years ago but she clearly harmless and more then likely was sexual abused ( family member???). If she could of got some professional help and right medication she could have a good life with a partner, visit japan with that partner. Which would be her redemption arc and admitting she not Japanese.

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[human trash]

that weird bitch who has an obsession with the wogglebug. i want one of her cockroach movies to make her millions of dollars

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Maaaybe Amberlynn Reid.
Just get rid of the gross lesbians groping her tiddies, continue being Troll Queen Gorl

To a slightly larger (ha) extent, Foodie Beauty where at least Null takes her out to a place better than a crack house.

 

[Real Ariana Grande]

Jazz Jennings and Desmond both deserve to go Gypsy Rose on their horrible families. Would love to see that happen, perhaps they'd have a chance at normal lives when they get out of prison (or at least as normal as you can be after your mom had your dick chopped off).

I would also love to see Heather drop Zinnia Jones & get her boys somewhere safer, where they aren't being monitored by a creepy groomer.

Really, I'd root for anyone on this site to have redemption arc (the redemption arc for pedos and zoophiles is a bullet to the brain, obv).

 

[White_N]

Spoony. There is no reason for him to be miserable as he is, and he only needs to put forth a small amount of effort to become successful again.

 

[if the light takes us]

Boogie and LowTierGod are genuinely hilarious:

https://youtu.be/bbpHKMmhtyU

0:59 -> https://youtu.be/xMp65kCaqrk

https://youtu.be/1HA_b3Ns35Q

 

[Fools Idol]

But why? Flase hope is false hope, anon. It is just remarkably sad when even internet strangers are beginning to give you advice in order to turn your sad, almost over life around.

There's no saving people who refuse to save themselves.

You're not wrong but I think a lot of people just need a sense of closure. I'm a sucker for a happy ending, fuck I'll even take a bittersweet one but lolcow's don't really have any endings. Sure they die but while they're alive their existence is just the same groundhog day over and over again. Redemption for me isn't just about writing wrongs or overcoming your own nature, it's about adding a final chapter to their Internet story. I just want to see people move on with their lives.

Some people are too far gone. They've either committed acts that can never be forgiven or are so down the rabbit hole that it's probably for the best that they don't come to any revelation because it would destroy them. But I don't think that's true for most so called lolcows, people like DSP, Wings, Boogie, even Ethan Ralph all could be saved, but how do we save people who won't save themselves? I'll tell you when I find out.

 

[Burned CDs]

Sorry to break it to you, but she's dead.

This witch will never die.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Luna Slater loosing weight, quitting drugs and dropping Lurch would be nice Hallmark story but not gonna happen ever though, Tuna is gonna die like that.

Jessi Slaughter story was fucked up, i know she eventually opened an account here and told more of her side of things but she was still larping as trans or non binary or something. Hope she gets better

Lindsay Ellis will return one day to shit on trans people as a turbo karen that doesn't give a shit about the woke grift anymore, just wait and see. I don't care about redemption here, just think it would be funny.

 

[Backinpogform]

Sagittarius Shawty, purely for how hilarious a Trad story would be

 

[Dona Morte]

Callie or Spoony.
I can sympathize with Callie because of her mom's mental illness.
Spoony always kind of hit hard because of how genuinely talented he was.
Maybe Wingo? He legit is a shell of his former self.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

JustinRPG

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Josh aka KingcobraJFS I want him to stop drinking, stop using drugs and get on with his life when he was "Sober" he was a reasonably functional person I know he's done permanent damage to himself and his brain at this point and he can't go back to how he was before but he could be miles better hold down a part time low level job, have better friends and social circle he got caught up in that Fuck you I'm a rebble phase and never left and its kinda sad to see.

Desmond (as in Desmond Is Amazing) gets my vote.
It is extremely unlikely but I would love if Wendy Lou was greeted on his 18th birthday by an empty room and a process server delivering a do not contact order, demands for all his social media passwords and whatever money he has he earned (yes, I'm sure she has already spent it on her self).

The kid never had a chance.
I don't care how much he liked playing dress up and wearing makeup (if he ever really did) none of those behaviors in a preschool aged child mean they are a homosexual.

A preschool kid's sexual preference should be "not yet".

If he really is gay I hope he meets a nice man , settles down and leaves the club scene and drag behind.
Personally I would love for him to "come out" as super straight, meet a nice girl, settle down and have a bunch of kids that he keeps away from his mom.

After all what would be a better form of teen rebellion when you have been raised as a "Gay Icon" and "The First Drag Kid" your entire life?

I feel really sorry for that kid, more so than Jazz Jennings - he was forced into the Gay Club Sceen and exposed to some really horrifically scaring shit no kid should ever be aware of let alone see regularly. I think he was just a normal kid who's mum was the gender special looking for clout and used her child to live in the most vicarious and damaging way possible.

I can't recall the video now but he was getting interviewed by some other crag queen and he mimicked doing a waterfall of Ket, and there are pictures of him being close with some known nonces that really set me off.

At the moment I think he's not going to be normal and what we see now is going to be him going forward because he's been so warped - even if he does make a break from his mum it's never going to be the big and explosive one we'd like to see.

Pixyteri, I have not followed them in a 10 years then yesterday I find she fell into trans trap and is pretending to be a man to cope. Comical to follow her weeboo cosplay 11 years ago but she clearly harmless and more then likely was sexual abused ( family member???). If she could of got some professional help and right medication she could have a good life with a partner, visit japan with that partner. Which would be her redemption arc and admitting she not Japanese.

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I just think she was a lonely person who fell down the weeb hole and found some measure of what she felt was lacking in her life and clung onto it as hard as she could.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I've been wondering lately what Andrew Dobson has been up to ever since he vanished from the Internet. He's one where you can claim Schrödinger's redemption arc is in effect.

 

[Punning in the 90's]

In the same vein as DSP, I'd love to see Wings of Redemption redeem himself. Not even just for the pun, I think he still has the slightest chance to salvage what's left of his life through weight loss and an extensive attitude change.