Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

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Yeah like that would happen. He'd be caught immediately in that lie and would backpedal really quickly.
That doesn't stop him fro finding new ways to put his foot in his mouth. The real reason he'd never do it is that it's far too much effort compared to being sat on his arse being shit at Vidya or making excuses while watching YouTube videos.
 
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He powerwalks 30 minutes a day man, what do you mean?

I've said before I'd love to see Phil do an workout stream just to hear his tips and advice. Expertsidephil is always my favorite character and I think even the paralyzed dents would be able to correct his movements.
What are you talking about? We all saw how easily he crushed those push-ups. His form is completely correct, he did nothing wrong.
 
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That doesn't stop him fro finding new ways to put his foot in his mouth.
Yeah I know and that's the funny part. No matter what happens, Philbert always manages to make it worse when he explains it later.

What are you talking about? We all saw how easily he crushed those push-ups. His form is completely correct, he did nothing wrong.
I'd love to see him attempt to do 25 legit pushups with proper form. Hell just lift like he used to when he was a body builder and show us his form. Of course he won't because Dark Dave is a pussy.
 
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And Jesus wept.
 
So I tried to emulate his weird waddle walk and couldn't do it more than a minute.

In order to do it you have to force your chest forward in a way your shoulders are forced back in a very discomforting way. I wonder if this is the origin of his mysterious back pain because instead of fixing his posture and walk he just kept on trucking walking while straining his back some fucked up way.
 
While the Farms was down one of his Youtube Snort schedules produced a whole lot of Islamic Khantent
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Of course the Orchards goes down and people start to think they can go back to normal but nooooooo! Our autism is too strong to be contained!

And seriously this man does not look well. Although good job on showing a closeup if that patchy goatee though.
 
While the Farms was down one of his Youtube Snort schedules produced a whole lot of Islamic Khantent
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This look screams midlife crisis, the bad kind where you try to be young again and blow most of your retirement fund trying to convince zoomers your cool.

Phil doesn't have a fund or leave the house though, so I guess all he's got left is shorts?
 
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..is his left eye slipping off his face?

edit: not even a joke
his left eyebrow doesn't go as high
his left eye looks like it's sagging
and his the left side of his mouth doesn't match the right
 
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Did Phil have a stroke? Jesus. I swear I check out of the Phil Cinematic Universe for a couple of months, come back and he looks like he aged 20 years and suffered from some sort of neurological problem
 
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