Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

[Sicko Hunter]

Still my all time favorite screenshot of Phil. I went through in slow mode on Youtube and got his horrific bloated body drug out of the river face.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Still my all time favorite screenshot of Phil. I went through in slow mode on Youtube and got his horrific bloated body drug out of the river face.
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You know he always said he looked like Bill Murray well maybe Bill on his worst day but here he looks like a fatter, gassy Vincent Schiavelli.

 

[Corpun]

Still my all time favorite screenshot of Phil. I went through in slow mode on Youtube and got his horrific bloated body drug out of the river face.
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I think Phil is the only person in the world who looks awful in any possible second, even when he doesn't have some stroked out face.

 

[BlastMonk]

Phil lowering his camera for once showed how fucking weird his skinsuit is. First we get a really good look at how Phil is a flatfoot. I'm not sure if we was always like this or if hes so sedentary his foot lost the muscle to maintain its arch.

Second we see how fucked his palms are. I have no idea whats going on here, I've never seen a human palm look like that even on dying eldery family members. Saw people speculate his palms have lost all muscle so his palm is just loose skin? Fucking bizzare Pgils body really is a skinsuit. Also we get a good look at his stroke mouth at rest.

 

[RougeRed]

Phil lowering his camera for once showed how fucking weird his skinsuit is. First we get a really good look at how Phil is a flatfoot. I'm not sure if we was always like this or if hes so sedentary his foot lost the muscle to maintain its arch.
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Second we see how fucked his palms are. I have no idea whats going on here, I've never seen a human palm look like that even on dying eldery family members. Saw people speculate his palms have lost all muscle so his palm is just loose skin? Fucking bizzare Pgils body really is a skinsuit. Also we get a good look at his stroke mouth at rest.
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If my hands and/or feet looked anything like this, I would seek immediate medical advice. It really seems like he has some kind of genetic defect or something, because this shit looks so abnormal.

 

[myone]

Saw people speculate his palms have lost all muscle so his palm is just loose skin?

Maybe he's just super dehydrated. Anyone pay attention how many of those sips he takes per stream? If he's also indulging in the gin, it's drawing the water out too.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Phil lowering his camera for once showed how fucking weird his skinsuit is. First we get a really good look at how Phil is a flatfoot. I'm not sure if we was always like this or if hes so sedentary his foot lost the muscle to maintain its arch.
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Second we see how fucked his palms are. I have no idea whats going on here, I've never seen a human palm look like that even on dying eldery family members. Saw people speculate his palms have lost all muscle so his palm is just loose skin? Fucking bizzare Pgils body really is a skinsuit. Also we get a good look at his stroke mouth at rest.
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I am shocked Phil doesn’t have bloated feet

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I am shocked Phil doesn’t have bloated feet

I'm sure there's a bunch of other things bloated feet might be, but that would signal to me the series finale would be coming soon.

The fact that this triggered my 2011 Bob Chandler flashbacks is pretty bad for Phil.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Second we see how fucked his palms are. I have no idea whats going on here, I've never seen a human palm look like that even on dying eldery family members. Saw people speculate his palms have lost all muscle so his palm is just loose skin? Fucking bizzare Pgils body really is a skinsuit. Also we get a good look at his stroke mouth at rest.

Someone posted a pic of him during his usual stimming session of picking at his patchy beard where he stretched his cheek skin so far from his face it literally looked like he was wearing a skinsuit. Phil has some form of hyperelastic skin which according to google is indicative of some pretty nasty conditions, none of which he'll ever get checked out by an actual medical professional for of course.

 

[Whaler]

Anybody remember the "fake foot" shit that went around a few years back? The "foot" he showed during his Forza 3 stream was short and wide, this one is long and skinny. His body really is just completely fucked up.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Anybody remember the "fake foot" shit that went around a few years back? The "foot" he showed during his Forza 3 stream was short and wide, this one is long and skinny. His body really is just completely fucked up.

I dread to think what he'll look like in a decade if he even gets that far. He'll look like a feral ghoul from Fallout.

 

[Corpun]

Does anyone else feel like his legs are really atrophied. It looks like there's no basically no muscle on his legs, which given his inactivity does make sense. I'm not going to go back to his older vlogs to see if his legs look better but compared to myself, a fairly inactive person even I have legs that look like they have muscle.

This man will soon be unable to walk, not because of paralysis or a stroke, but because he simply cannot support his upper body.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This man will soon be unable to walk, not because of paralysis or a stroke, but because he simply cannot support his upper body.

lol no. There are millions of other fat lazy Americans who get little to no exercise and do not lose the ability to walk stop being dramatic.

 

[Corpun]

lol no. There are millions of other fat lazy Americans who get little to no exercise and do not lose the ability to walk stop being dramatic.

Let me dream of Phil using a mobility scooter to get around and bitching about his fat bitch of a wife breaking their industrial strength stair lift for the fifth time this month.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil having flat feet might offer some speculation into his potential health issues. The defect can lead to back issues for example, which would be a way funnier catalyst than all the bullshit he made up, like a car crash causing it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Phil lowering his camera for once showed how fucking weird his skinsuit is. First we get a really good look at how Phil is a flatfoot. I'm not sure if we was always like this or if hes so sedentary his foot lost the muscle to maintain its arch.
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Second we see how fucked his palms are. I have no idea whats going on here, I've never seen a human palm look like that even on dying eldery family members. Saw people speculate his palms have lost all muscle so his palm is just loose skin? Fucking bizzare Pgils body really is a skinsuit. Also we get a good look at his stroke mouth at rest.
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The longer this goes on the more fucked up and disgusting his body gets.

And of course a steady diet of gin and fast food are not helping matters.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Phil having flat feet might offer some speculation into his potential health issues. The defect can lead to back issues for example, which would be a way funnier catalyst than all the bullshit he made up, like a car crash causing it.

He doesn't have back issues, he has bLack issues. Well HAD issues. Seattle air cured him.

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[Iron Father]

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Stick arms.

 

[Whaler]

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Stick arms.

It's amazing how a human can have no shape and also the ugliest shape at the same time.

 

[Deus Exica]

I always had the theory that Phil was grown in a lab, he was some kind walrus mixed with human and roach DNA.