He's always looked like that. It's just more and more obvious as he grows older and lives on a steady diet of fast food, frozen pizzas and ready meals because his soulmaid has said, "fuck it. I'm not cooking anymore" which could explain why she porked out so much.
It doesn't help that YouTube Snorts make it look like half his face is slowly sliding off him,
Don't forget the gin he drinks daily. That's whats made his jowels so fucking big and it'll only get worse.
He doesn't brush his teeth, so his mouth constantly tastes like ass. He's trying to get rid of the taste by swishing the water around.
The day that the Pigroach is visually indistinguishable in every respect from Wings and Reviewtech draws nearer.
Can't wait for the moment he complains his pajama pants elastic is too stretched and loose because the dumbfuck company didn't realize elastic wears down.
The shirt is real but some retards in the main thread did some x-ray trickery or some shit to highlight his moobs.
>my eyes are up here
Screencap of post so my frens don't have to visit facebook:
Unfortunately, Phil has plenty of body hair still, based on some of the shirts he leaves unbuttoned.
