Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[artilleryfroth]

There is something fucky going on with the site. When I tried to put a ‘like’ on @AnOminous comment above, I got an error message asking me “do you really want to apply this?” - what’s with that?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

ooh hoo, child. Listen to me closely: Things are going to get easier. That's right, child. See you may not have realized it when you started posting your ignorance, but Things are going to geT brighTer. Some day, when your head is much lighTer. We'll puT iT TogeTher and we'll geT iT all done, and we'll fly on the RAYS OF a BEAUTIFUL. SUN. CHILD.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

When I think about all the children Patrick Tomlinson personally murdered and chopped up and raped, I have zero fear standing up against him. Yeah, you heard me right. Patrick Tomlinson has personally murdered children. I just can't hold back the truth anymore. Patrick Tomlinson is one of the most vicious serial killers the planet's ever seen.

 

[Broadside]

That's no problem for fartbox Niki. Rumour has it that she's single-handedly responsible for lowering the gas prices in Milwaukee. All those high-fibre nigger farts stored in her vagina condensate overnight into liquid and then rapidly ferment into gasoline; sadly it's not pure gasoline, but a very dirty and smoky variant. In fact the smoky niggerfarts blasting out of Pat's mustang's exhaust pipe have created a permanent black smog over the neighbourhood, which environmentalists have attributed to the high rate of SIDs in Milwaukee's black community. In unrelated news, Patrick has a surplus of his renowned extra smoky pepperoni which he's graciously decided to donate to the local black community as a form of "reparations", how charitable!

How do you people think of this stuff?

 

[Table Country]

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So what band is Nikki into that Patrick isn't, to the point where he'd rather stay home to masturbate and commander all alone than attend the show with his wife?

Was he such a douche he told her "I hate that band and won't even pretend to tolerate them enough to go with you, so go by yourself bitch" or was it that Nikis friends she's seeing the show with said "you're more than welcome to hit up the show with us, but please, leave your douchebag buzzkill of a husband at home, when we're trying to hear the band he starts chomping about politics during every solo, and it's fucking annoying".

It could be U2. I'd end an entire relationship if it meant not having to see Bono.

 

[artilleryfroth]

It could be U2. I'd end an entire relationship if it meant not having to see Bono.

I think they had one song I liked. Fuck going to a concert.
But if my wife loved them enough to go to another town to see them, I’d make the effort to get off my fart couch and go with her. You do things for each other. I’d suck it up for my spouse. My spouse has also sucked up going to things that he didn’t want to.
Because that’s what you do when you are married.
You don’t spend the night tweeting about how your spouse doesn’t let you watch a very mainstream movie.

 

[JustStopDude]

I've worked with homeless heroin addicts who are stuck using their neck veins because their vascular system is in full collapse due to intravenous drug abuse and I don't think any of them were as addicted to drugs as Patrick is to attention on the internet.

The fact that he doesn't have friends and family intervening to try and save him from this just goes to show how utterly unlikeable he is.

 

[AnOminous]

I think they had one song I liked. Fuck going to a concert.

Pretty much every single they released was the same song.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Pretty much every single they released was the same song.

And that’s why I wouldn’t want to go to a concert of theirs. But it if was important to my husband, I’d take the hit, and he’d have to owe me.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

𝓗𝓪𝓶 𝓡𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓸
Patrick gave a 22-minute interview to "Rizzo & Jeff" out of Rochester's Radio 95.1 on the 7th

Google Podcasts link (22 minutes into the episode)

• Host exclusively calls him "Pat" lol
• Host learns mid-interview the trolls are O&A fans and he has personal history with the show
• 1.7 speculates that O&A fans may have never even heard of Norm before 2018
• Volunteers that Nikki's grandfather died in July, claims we knew and stalked his obitueary. I don't remember anyone mentioning this and it doesn't show up when I search this thread? But maybe I missed it. RIP

 

[TheGuntinator]

Hey remember when the limericks were funny? Me neither.

Ya know, now you mention it...

The concerning thing is, as I mentioned before with the whole being clearly and severely OCD/neurotic, he's probably fucking counted exactly how many times he's sent them that copypasta (I wouldn't put it past Pat to fucking type it out each time too)

Hey Pat, you listen to that radio snippet? Within a hot minute of seeing you, those people hated you. You are just fucking detestable bro, your arrogance and ineptitude seeps through the screen. You really need that Ayahuasca trip I was mentioning earlier.
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He does type it out, we know because he has made typos in his copypasta in the past.

There is something fucky going on with the site. When I tried to put a ‘like’ on @AnOminous comment above, I got an error message asking me “do you really want to apply this?” - what’s with that?

I think it's a sort of spam filter, if you're liking every post on the page.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it's a sort of spam filter, if you're liking every post on the page.

It's what you get if you open it in a new tab like by hitting Control at the same time or accidentally right clicking. It's not actually an error, it's supposed to do that. It might just be the site acting flaky too.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@AnOminous Has Rekieta ever covered Tomlinson? I know Null dislikes Fatrick because he’s a fat attention whore who’s tried to sue him, but has the AIDS riddled lawyer looked into it?

Apostlegate, Nadolski + John Does here, and the 40K would be something I’d donate to so that Nick doesn’t prattle on about sexswings.

 

[artilleryfroth]

It's what you get if you open it in a new tab like by hitting Control at the same time or accidentally right clicking. It's not actually an error, it's supposed to do that. It might just be the site acting flaky too.

Didn’t do any of those things. Hoping the site is alright.

 

[misterduckford]

That's no problem for fartbox Niki. Rumour has it that she's single-handedly responsible for lowering the gas prices in Milwaukee. All those high-fibre nigger farts stored in her vagina condensate overnight into liquid and then rapidly ferment into gasoline; sadly it's not pure gasoline, but a very dirty and smoky variant. In fact the smoky niggerfarts blasting out of Pat's mustang's exhaust pipe have created a permanent black smog over the neighbourhood, which environmentalists have attributed to the high rate of SIDs in Milwaukee's black community. In unrelated news, Patrick has a surplus of his renowned extra smoky pepperoni which he's graciously decided to donate to the local black community as a form of "reparations", how charitable!

It all makes sense. He really does know how to play the long game. With the uptick in infant mortality, and the prohibitive cost of proper burial, that which much of the black community wouldn't be able to afford - the next logical leap would be to see if Fatrick has any mortuary or bereavement services or LLCs listed. It goes without saying that his bedside manner and use of "honey baby suckling child" shows how endearing he would be in that position. The fucker has outplayed us all. This could be where he's laundering all his finances so he doesn't have to pay Quasi. Bro - he has taken a free, abundant, natural resource it and piped it - through NIKI's plumbing - and the convoluted end game is a product that is tasty, smoky and in high demand. Has he seen There Will Be Blood?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

@AnOminous Has Rekieta ever covered Tomlinson? I know Null dislikes Fatrick because he’s a fat attention whore who’s tried to sue him, but has the AIDS riddled lawyer looked into it?

Apostlegate, Nadolski + John Does here, and the 40K would be something I’d donate to so that Nick doesn’t prattle on about sexswings.

I watched most of his streams this year and he was too busy grifting off Supreme Court decisions and shit like the Rittenhouse and Johnny Depp cases with like a dozen other lawyers to bother with Sloblinson's legal misadventures. He does occasionally gets superchats asking him to check out Fatrick though. Sucks too since he's had EVS and others in that sphere on his show and him doing a Fatrick stream would be hilarious.

 

[AnOminous]

Sucks too since he's had EVS and others in that sphere on his show and him doing a Fatrick stream would be hilarious.

If it weren't nool, seeing EVS riffing on why this guy is such a hilarious retard would be well worth a watch.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I watched most of his streams this year and he was too busy grifting off Supreme Court decisions and shit like the Rittenhouse and Johnny Depp cases with like a dozen other lawyers to bother with Sloblinson's legal misadventures. He does occasionally gets superchats asking him to check out Fatrick though. Sucks too since he's had EVS and others in that sphere on his show and him doing a Fatrick stream would be hilarious.

Would fun if he and Null had a little stream with Drex mocking Pat’s bitch tits. Null mentions the Tomlinson brand pepperoni now and then. It’d be like the old lawsuit streams where Null came on to talk about the maniacs who do vexatious litigation.

My fondest hope is that Fatrick might pull a Duncan and reach out (he won’t he’s a pussy ass bitch).

 

[Ophelia]

Pat better watch out,
Pat's going to cry
To a large amount
He's saying goodbye:

Jerry Jen is coming to town.

He's making a list
One day he will strike
He's going to take
Pat's gay motorbike

Jerry Jen is coming to town.

He knows when Pat is sleeping,
He knows when Pat's awake
'cause Pat tweets almost as much as
He drinks for goodness sake

"Wait for the knock",
"You're going to jail"
Patricks' threats are nothing but fail,

Jerry Jen is coming to town.

O and A and Kiwis
Will laugh until they're sick
As Jerry repo's Pat's gay car
His prized prosthetic dick

Pat's gonna sperg out
We'll laugh till we cry
Try chasing that clout
Without your wi-fi

Jerry Jen is coming to town.
Jerry Jen is coming to town.
Jerry Jen is coming to town.

This is my favorite one. Gets me into the xmas spirit. In October.

When I think about all the children Patrick Tomlinson personally murdered and chopped up and raped, I have zero fear standing up against him. Yeah, you heard me right. Patrick Tomlinson has personally murdered children. I just can't hold back the truth anymore. Patrick Tomlinson is one of the most vicious serial killers the planet's ever seen.

But what about his weight?

 

[James done did it]

Fuck you Rick, I am a real Norm fan. How dare he accuse us of not being real Norm fans.