DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
If it isn't a boring chargeback saga (we've had so many saga's already with the same topic, get better writers!), it's a "house problem" he has and it specifically costs an $x amount which coincidentally goes with the amount he spends on mobile games. People who give him money seriously are dents if they can't connect the dots.
Wait, is there a new unexplained house problem or is he still talking about the dishwasher and resulting water damage on the hardwood floor?
 
Wait, is there a new unexplained house problem or is he still talking about the dishwasher and resulting water damage on the hardwood floor?
No new house problems, it’s just that now all of his beg narratives are either “Kat broke *insert appliance here*” or TWO GIANT BILLS!
 
I'm currently watching PoP's video of DSP vs NYChrisG. This is perfect. Notice how The Guy™️ cannot shut the fuck up while getting bodied again, and again, and again...

But I won't be able to hear the term "giant khambo" again in my life without having a seizure. :story:

Thanks mate.

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When you have $300 but someone takes, steals back $5 from that it negates 100% of the money. The only joy with having money is having all of it as soon as you lose some the money buff wears off
Broken math and money mechanics dood. Nothing we can do.
 
How can there be chargebacks if all the tips are verified?
It just goes to show that having a verified PayPal account doesn’t mean anything in regards to Phil. Sure he’s guaranteed to see personal information on a verified account, but this is the guy who told his fans to put in bullshit information if they were afraid. Big fucking shocker, the tip audits were a waste of everyone’s time.
 
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Three tweets in a row within 18 hours of him mentioning there's only one stream today (read: give me double the amount of tips for doing half the amount of "work").

Imagine the utter disrespect you must have for you audience to not trust them to remember simple shit for a couple of hours.
 
I'm currently watching PoP's video of DSP vs NYChrisG. This is perfect. Notice how The Guy™️ cannot shut the fuck up while getting bodied again, and again, and again...

But I won't be able to hear the term "giant khambo" again in my life without having a seizure. :story:

Thanks mate.

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Great fucking video. I’ve given him his flowers on here before but holy shit I watched one of @Piece of Peace ’s restreams last week and couldn’t believe the effort and production value of his streams. With all the little segments if something specific happens, really incredible shit and the juxtaposition of the low effort bile Phil puts out is hysterical.

Plus the Jaspers Angels shit is just awesome.
 
I like the part during the prestream where he said it would take hundreds to install black out curtains to his window. Would need "Custommade" for his oddly shaped weird windows, like his head.

He wants us to think he's down for doing things like this when he has:
  • a broken dishwasher
  • a broken shower
  • a broken toilet
  • a broken drawer
  • velcros coat hangers to walls
  • cant be bothered to attach his smoke alarm back up
  • seals his window with what looks like tape
But nah, gotta install some high future tech black out curtains. Hundreds he says. Just say you're too fuckin lazy dude.
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I like the part during the prestream where he said it would take hundreds to install black out curtains to his window. Would need "Custommade" for his oddly shaped weird windows, like his head.

He wants us to think he's down for doing things like this when he has:
  • a broken dishwasher
  • a broken shower
  • a broken toilet
  • a broken drawer
  • velcros coat hangers to walls
  • cant be bothered to attach his smoke alarm back up
  • seals his window with what looks like tape
But nah, gotta install some high future tech black out curtains. Hundreds he says. Just say you're too fuckin lazy dude.
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Those damn rare common sized windows!
 
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