Hmmm...
Religious word salad, rambling, making gross meals again on video and checking out online dating matches.
He is building up to something here.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Religious word salad, rambling, making gross meals again on video and checking out online dating matches.
He is building up to something here.
Al from Dadeville
Please expect my motion for sanctions forthvoming.
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His brother saw one toasterbortion and got the authorities involved
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No shit, Lucas, that's illegal. Says right in the paperwork you fill out when you apply for food assistance, and you always get reminders of that fact.
WonderWino
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Lucas used the food card to do something he explicitly was not allowed to do with it, while using it to try to manipulate people into thinking he was a good person and then has the audacity to get pissy and play victim when he gets reported for it. Funny how lucas leaves out the other stuff he was doing with it. He wasn't just 'feeding the homeless' he was using it to buy candy and junk food to literally bait traps for underage girls in a very predatory fashion
Though i'm not convinced this actually happened. Lucas made his actions very public, complete with indisputable pictures he took himself of using his food card in illegal ways. Between giving away food he wasn't supposed to and using it to bait little girls there is no way he wouldn't have gotten in serious shit and had the card pulled for violations if his actions had in fact been reported by his brother. It would have been easy to provide enough evidence that they couldn't have ignored it, especially where predatory behavior was concerned. The fact his food card wasn't pulled tells me he was never reported for it. He very likely told lucas if he kept using it the way he was that it would be reported and then never did, and lucas took that to mean he had been reported. There is no way he'd still have his EBT if any member of his family had reported him for his violations with the amount of proof that could have been easily provided
That said, why am I not surprised he's using that hideous picture of himself as his profile image. He thinks it covers up how hideous he looks when all it does is make it obvious he's hiding something
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Looks to me like he just poured chowder on top until I read the picture description.
WonderWino
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Only lucas would think stuffing a roast with fucking mayo, bbq sauce and more meat is an intelligent thing to do. Nobody in their right mind would eat that
a moment of silence for the poor animal that gave its life for lucas to be able to create this food abomination is in order
Shit like this is exactly why he shouldn't have EBT and should have been forced to get some kind of job to eat
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Lucas treating extra Virgin (irony) olive oil on everything like it’s some kind of fancy seasoning is beautiful.
Olive oil has a pretty low smoking point, hence why his meat is all coming out dry and disgusting.
Olive oil has a pretty low smoking point, hence why his meat is all coming out dry and disgusting.
Spicboyskafan
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Jesus, why does everyone 10 years older than me act like this guy. they just inconvenience your day for their enjoyment.
WonderWino
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Yeah exactly. Not only does he know nothing about food safety he doesn't know anything about how to use basic ingredients properly or safely. I'm amazed he hasn't dumped olive oil all over something he's trying to cook in the oven or in the toaster oven in his shelter days and started a serious grease fire. Olive oil, especially extra virgin, isn't even supposed to be heated, its an oil you generally put on things or use as a dip or as part of a sauce, its not supposed to be used for actual cooking. Lucas is the kind of sped who should be watched like a child when using an oven and most ingredients that could make you sick. Plus i'm surprised that with all the speds at mallon place that he's even allowed to have things like oil and knives. You'd think they would want to keep things away from idiots like him who could burn the place down or spaz out with a sharp knife in his hand
That said, I can just imagine what gordon ramsay would say if he was ever tagged in his videos where he handles food unsafely like that raw chicken and such. I wouldn't be surprised if he actually got a response in the name of public safety saying not to do stupid shit like that before he makes a bunch of people sick. Though seeing him spaz out like this on lucas would be hilarious too
Lucas would never live it down. Its not like lucas would ever be able to say the guy doesn't know anything about food safety. That shit would haunt him for the rest of his life whenever he posted another food abortion
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What we’re witnessing is yet another turn in the cycle of Lucas.
He’s been a ‘prophet of atheism’ a few times in the last decade. This will likely last only a short while before he shifts to another Aspect of Lucas.
Al from Dadeville
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Not exactly a Wern update but SOFALAW has great toaster oven content
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You do be livin a life, Lucas. A life of fat-assery, autism, and hobo tendencies.
Has anyone else noticed his attempt at reeling in sooner baes by using slang vernacular like "Bussing' or "Gucci"?
The only people I hear using those words are under 30 and mostly black youth. Lucas sees it on the internet and adopts the language, like a primate copying another. He should be studied.
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Every one that isn't him. His bullshit victim complex is on a completely different level.
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He's really taking a gamble that his kidneys are going to agree with this statement.
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The latest in Lucas’s olive oil kick:
WonderWino
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At least he didn't add the popcorn to pasta, or soup
.....Yet
That said, shit like this just highlights how his sense of taste is not normal and very clearly isn't working properly. a normal person would never eat that. Posting shit like that just makes him come off looking mental. This is even more hilarious considering he not only doesn't realize this but thinks it makes him come off as some skilled chef
So, I wonder if he's going to stuff his next roast with that popcorn. With mayo, olive oil and mustard of course
That popcorn looks like he dug it out of the trash.
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Every food obsession he stumbles onto is absolutely loaded with fat and he just sits around all day. By the end of winter he's gonna be as morbidly obese as that old picture of him holding a guitar.
Aside from the ramen noodle horror shows it's almost like he's trying to make a conscious effort to eat healthier sometimes. However, eating healthy isn't going to do much if you're constantly gorging yourself. Maybe if he stopped eating so much every day he wouldn't have to survive off ramen the last week of the month.
Aside from the ramen noodle horror shows it's almost like he's trying to make a conscious effort to eat healthier sometimes. However, eating healthy isn't going to do much if you're constantly gorging yourself. Maybe if he stopped eating so much every day he wouldn't have to survive off ramen the last week of the month.