DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So G4 just announced it's shutting down effective today, another thing Piggy outlasted and who knows what his opinion on it will be? That aside fuck that show the moment it didn't tell that cockeyed no talent dyke to shut the fuck up cause that was the first and only nail in the coffin that mattered.
Edit: was G4 the place Dave tweeted at about bringing him on as a host cause he's "da reahlist controversial gamer out there?"

 

[LieLieFyre]

I ran it by an expert and the math checks out.
300$ - WWEC payments - chargeback = all the support is negated
And here we can see that the problem is the chargeback. No other thing that could be changed.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

So G4 just announced it's shutting down effective today, another thing Piggy outlasted and who knows what his opinion on it will be? That aside fuck that show the moment it didn't tell that cockeyed no talent dyke to shut the fuck up cause that was the first and only nail in the coffin that mattered.

Sucks for my boy Scott The Woz. I guess all his shit on G4 were basically reruns of his YT shit anyway.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Tbh, I still dont get how anyone can justify his shit about needing money for a day off. There's no way this man spends it all.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Tbh, I still dont get how anyone can justify his shit about needing money for a day off. There's no way this man spends it all.

I'm sure @TJGamebox would be more than happy to bring you up to speed on just how much Phil has spent, and would spend, on sweaty man JPEGs.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Let's hope he skips this lesson.
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I must know more.
There's a whole BLOG to read here

Princess Jade: About Your Princess

web.archive.org

From the link:

This seems too on the nose for Phil.

Phil enjoys findom and small penis humiliation?

 

[Chernabog3000]

The post copystrike pre late payday under threat of chargebacks and imminent utility bill being due day off. Sucks when it happens but you gotta really feel for The Guy here. What absolute terrible luck.

Really turning up the heat on the memory skills and critical thinking of these tards. Really frying what's left of them braincells that support him. It's impossible to keep up with that plot, better just donate.

I used to beleive the shit was like smoke and mirrors. Like he was in on some grand scheme where he was actually duping these dudes with confusional financial plots. These all his excuses and inconvices just buzzwords for his delusions and paranoia. Like he genuinely believes these things to be true. And there not just a ruse anymore. He's very unhinged. Hope he keeps getting $. Really enables his smoke takes and absolute shitbrained reasons for existing.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

From the link:
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This seems too on the nose for Phil.

Phil enjoys findom and small penis humiliation?

Being blackmailed by an e-thot would answer a lot of questions.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Sucks for my boy Scott The Woz. I guess all his shit on G4 were basically reruns of his YT shit anyway.

I’m sure he still got paid.

I worked on a project that got cancelled quickly but I was paid in full beforehand, more time for rocket league and working on my future jaw cancer via Copenhagen mint.

 

[detractorzer0]

I like the part during the prestream where he said it would take hundreds to install black out curtains to his window. Would need "Custommade" for his oddly shaped weird windows, like his head.

He wants us to think he's down for doing things like this when he has:

• a broken dishwasher
• a broken shower
• a broken toilet
• a broken drawer
• velcros coat hangers to walls
• cant be bothered to attach his smoke alarm back up
• seals his window with what looks like tape

But nah, gotta install some high future tech black out curtains. Hundreds he says. Just say you're too fuckin lazy dude.
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His stupidity actually gives me a headache.

 

[Kheapathic]

Being blackmailed by an e-thot would answer a lot of questions.

We already had that arc (it was fake). Also while I'm not gonna say Phil is 100% absolutely gay; something tells me his awkwardness with women (and love of spending money on other shit) would prevent him from giving money to a findom. I mean hell, Leanna was living with him, cooked, and could've been a source of sex. But she admitted Phil couldn't satisfy her, and he barely spent anything that wasn't food related on her.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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damn if it isnt a funny coincidence

Phail probably saw that da trollz say how he's a findom daddy to his whales (and he in turn is a Scopely paypig.) Plus he probably saw da trollz using findom lingo like paypig, cash slave, wallet rape etc. when referring to his "business model" so he looked up what it is and if it can aid him in fleecing the dents.

We already had that arc (it was fake). Also while I'm not gonna say Phil is 100% absolutely gay; something tells me his awkwardness with women (and love of spending money on other shit) would prevent him from giving money to a findom. I mean hell, Leanna was living with him, cooked, and could've been a source of sex. But she admitted Phil couldn't satisfy her, and he barely spent anything that wasn't food related on her.

Agreed, now if the findom he was looking up was a muscular man targeting homosexual men, then I'd believe he's some findom's paypig.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Dark's YouTube search history.
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This is something that will never stop triggering me, Phil is regressing in all aspects of life including his technology use, not only he is not learning but he is unlearning things, what kind of tard does a person have to be to use his video game console to browse the internet instead of a computer or his phone? Even the most boomer of boomers uses a laptop to browse the internet, if he was using it during streams only due to laziness it would be more understandable but he is using his xbox to search for things in his free time, he has been creating gaming content for 14 years and he is still more technically inept than a boomer.

I like the part during the prestream where he said it would take hundreds to install black out curtains to his window. Would need "Custommade" for his oddly shaped weird windows, like his head.

He wants us to think he's down for doing things like this when he has:

• a broken dishwasher
• a broken shower
• a broken toilet
• a broken drawer
• velcros coat hangers to walls
• cant be bothered to attach his smoke alarm back up
• seals his window with what looks like tape

But nah, gotta install some high future tech black out curtains. Hundreds he says. Just say you're too fuckin lazy dude.
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About his curtains, reminder that Phil has blinds in his room instead of curtains and the little rope wasn't working because it was stuck, so Phil being the manchild that he is rather than fixing the blinder he cut the little string that goes around each individual part of the slats so it's always closed and now it can't be opened again. Also he would never buy and install some black out curtains because those can't be installed with adhesive hooks.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Pretty sure the search history from his phone just shows up on console because he’s always logged into his YouTube account. However, it is really stupid that he can’t just capture from either his desktop or laptop when doing react streams.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Dark's YouTube search history.
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Wait a minute
Lara Kane1990

THE BITCH YOU BANNED FOR THE CRIME OF BEING KATS FRIEND??
Oh Darksy... You are one sick puppy

But what happened when you looked 'her' up Phil? What did you see?

It's a buncha wrestling shit. Get trolled perv.

Spoiler: Dark's reaction to the superchat

2:01:18
Trying to zoom in on the pfp itself.Can't see shit unfortunately

 

[Comma]

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Three tweets in a row within 18 hours of him mentioning there's only one stream today (read: give me double the amount of tips for doing half the amount of "work").

Imagine the utter disrespect you must have for you audience to not trust them to remember simple shit for a couple of hours.

Five tweets in a row:

This is what happens when you lock yourself inside a room for most of the day, 6 days a week.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Five tweets in a row:

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This is what happens when you lock yourself inside a room for most of the day, 6 days a week.

Wow Dave mentioned he's ONLY doing one stream two mentions less than when Derich was sad about Harold Ramis dying or what flavor of Sunny D his piss and garlic reeking mud hut dwelling sucky sucky five dorrah mother used to give him to go with his tendies.

 

[Bittah Pupil]

Just wanted to share some of the robust, dent-style gameplay from today.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Phil couldn't satisfy her

Because Phil, the fat git, has erectile dysfunction.
That's why he gets so insecure about women in games and is always so weird about sex. He has to convince himself sex isn't normal to cope.

Random trivia, but men with gout are far more likely to develop erectile dysfunction. Add in his insane drinking, health and his well documented past with women. Well, prove me wrong lads.