Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Broadside]

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Nature show narration
And here we come across the hogrick ess fatlinson in its natural environment, the back alley of a local dive bar in the state of Wisconsin. Due to the natural abundance of bratwurst and cheap beer during the colder months, the dumpsters are overflowing with rotten sausages soaked in stale brew, for which the hogrick is insatiable for. The hogrick's feasting is not limited to the winter, gorging year-round on medicore pub scraps, growing ever-larger by every medical standard.

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Toddles, stalkers.

I love how the further back you go in Pat's saga, the more verbose and snarky he gets. He had such a wealth of comebacks, cringe though they were; at least he gave as good as he got. This whole affair has clearly ground him down so much, all he can now respond with is "not even close, stalker." Very sad.

He was so cocksure before reality punched him in the face several dozen times and burst his little ego bubble. It's wonderful seeing such a despicable person get his just desserts. I think that's why this thread is so popular. You just love to see an absolute scumbag fail, time and again because of his own fucking hubris.
And the best part is, there's probably another hilarious saga just around the corner. There always is with our little pig.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

It's wonderful seeing such a despicable person get his just desserts.

Judging by the ever increasing roundness of his face, he's been getting lots and lots of desserts. Because he's fat.

 

[Table Country]

I think they had one song I liked. Fuck going to a concert.
But if my wife loved them enough to go to another town to see them, I’d make the effort to get off my fart couch and go with her. You do things for each other. I’d suck it up for my spouse. My spouse has also sucked up going to things that he didn’t want to.
Because that’s what you do when you are married.
You don’t spend the night tweeting about how your spouse doesn’t let you watch a very mainstream movie.

So what you're saying is that I should become a volcel so that I don't get dragged off to any U2 concerts.

 

[artilleryfroth]

So what you're saying is that I should become a volcel so that I don't get dragged off to any U2 concerts.

Sure dude. If you’d rather be celibate for life instead of marrying a woman who ticks all the boxes but likes a band you don’t like. You wouldn’t even go see one band with her because she wants you to? She would end up divorcing you. I’m thankful that my husband isn’t a jerk.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Sure dude. If you’d rather be celibate for life instead of marrying a woman who ticks all the boxes but likes a band you don’t like. You wouldn’t even go see one band with her because she wants you to? She would end up divorcing you. I’m thankful that my husband isn’t a jerk.

If your husband liked RUSH would you go to a RUSH concert with him?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

If your husband liked RUSH would you go to a RUSH concert with him?

More like Hanson.

 

[misterduckford]

Sure dude. If you’d rather be celibate for life instead of marrying a woman who ticks all the boxes but likes a band you don’t like. You wouldn’t even go see one band with her because she wants you to? She would end up divorcing you. I’m thankful that my husband isn’t a jerk.

That was fucking cringe and you should feel bad.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Sure dude. If you’d rather be celibate for life instead of marrying a woman who ticks all the boxes but likes a band you don’t like. You wouldn’t even go see one band with her because she wants you to? She would end up divorcing you. I’m thankful that my husband isn’t a jerk.

That was fucking cringe and you should feel bad.

Regardless of how you two feel about each other, I think you both can agree Patrick is fat and neither of you will have sex with him.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Patrick is the essence of fat itself. He is the god of Fatness.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

Patrick is the essence of fat itself. He is the god of Fatness.

An old testament fat god

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

An old testament fat god

Pat is Cthulhu with a gunt.

 

[misterduckford]

Pat is Cthulhu with a gunt.

Grandpa Nurgle but more greasy and less pleasant to speak to.

 

[Broadside]

Here, enjoy Pat hilariously trying to correcT the record and getting laughed at by an actual comedian instead. God bless Aniyah, she's such a babe.

FYI, this type of behaviour is especially infuriating to a clinical narcissist (laughing at them with others and not engaging with them when they try to control the narrative).

 

[Mr Moonface]

SpaceEdge has released the second episode of Jocktober:

Pat was discussed on the 'Big John Howell Show' last Friday:

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

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Today "Patrick S. Tomlinson" called the show for an interview:

First episode here

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Judging by the ever increasing roundness of his face, he's been getting lots and lots of desserts. Because he's fat.

I'm concerned that, at this rate of Patspansion, he could soon be forced to retreat to the sea to protect his brittle skeleton from the titanic weight of its own blubbery sheath.

Fatrick vs Japanese fishermen arc when?

 

[Swiss46]

Patrick is the essence of fat itself. He is the god of Fatness.

The platonic ideal of obesity.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I would almost make an SCP of fatrick either of his drunkness or his fatness.

 

[Dick Pooman]

"Wacky funsters" is certainly a way to describe the pests.

 

[AnOminous]

FYI, this type of behaviour is especially infuriating to a clinical narcissist (laughing at them with others and not engaging with them when they try to control the narrative).

I would say he comes across as completely insane, but I'm from here. He actually comes across as incredibly fat. And like someone who murders black children and grinds them up into pepperoni. An ordinary observer would be excused for not understanding that fact that would only be obvious to the scholar of esoteric Tomlinson-ism.

 

[RussianParasite]

I would almost make an SCP of fatrick either of his drunkness or his fatness.

Why not both? SCP-6120.

Edit for those not employed by SCP and don’t recognize this ultra complex code: