Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[beautiful person]

SpaceEdge has released the second episode of Jocktober:

Pat was discussed on the 'Big John Howell Show' last Friday:

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Today "Patrick S. Tomlinson" called the show for an interview:

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First episode here

It's funny because, even when divulging the debt and abandoned daughter, the fake Patrick acts more like a human being than the real Patrick ever could have in the same situation. If it were the real Patrick, he would have unironically embarrassed himself more than this fake Patrick did, just with the way the real Patrick acts.

 

[misterduckford]

I would almost make an SCP of fatrick either of his drunkness or his fatness.

They would need a new fucking category for his greasiness. Those people work hard enough keeping us safe show some mercy

 

[Maude Snew]

They would need a new fucking category for his greasiness. Those people work hard enough keeping us safe show some mercy

You ever see those videos for GTA or whatever game modded to turn off friction in the game and the cars and NPC just slide and bump around all over the place? That's how greasy he is. And if you drop a quarter on him it will catapult off into orbit because he is so fat.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Alright this is funny but how about doing a Patrick impression instead of a Norm Macdonald one?

 

[W00K #17]

SpaceEdge has released the second episode of Jocktober:

Pat was discussed on the 'Big John Howell Show' last Friday:

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

voca.ro

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Today "Patrick S. Tomlinson" called the show for an interview:

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First episode here

Fake pat also sounds fucking wasted.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

Why not both? SCP-6120.

Edit for those not employed by SCP and don’t recognize this ultra complex code:

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Object class: FAT
Sorry, I just don't think we've truly emphasized just how fat he truly is.

Also thinking of a Fat pat as a social media SCP makes me think of that really shitty self insert alien using social media SCP (It's SCP 2721 and jannies had to protect it from being downvoted/deleted). I'd replace the fag SCP with Pat because a malding fatass associated with the disappearance of black children mixed with increased pepperoni appearances would make a far more interesting SCP.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Ya know, now you mention it...

The concerning thing is, as I mentioned before with the whole being clearly and severely OCD/neurotic, he's probably fucking counted exactly how many times he's sent them that copypasta (I wouldn't put it past Pat to fucking type it out each time too)

Hey Pat, you listen to that radio snippet? Within a hot minute of seeing you, those people hated you. You are just fucking detestable bro, your arrogance and ineptitude seeps through the screen. You really need that Ayahuasca trip I was mentioning earlier.
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That looks like a happy dude, and if he recommended Hooligan's soup of the day, I might be willing to try it @Broadside. Patrick should eat a quarter ounce of mushrooms or take that ayhuasca trip. "No, shaman child, those are stalker delusions, ignore and block them from my mind." To witness his loss of ego would be astounding.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Fake pat also sounds fucking wasted.

Liquid Pat saga?
Or is that just Oilrick?

 

[Maude Snew]

Liquid Pat saga?
Or is that just Oilrick?

Imagine industrial alcohol poured into old fryer fat.

 

[Dean Pentel]

SpaceEdge has released the second episode of Jocktober:

Pat was discussed on the 'Big John Howell Show' last Friday:

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

voca.ro

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Today "Patrick S. Tomlinson" called the show for an interview:

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First episode here

Heywaitaminute! This person sounds distinctly not like a wasted faggot whose BMI is approaching triple digits. Is this someone pretending to be Patrick?

 

[Octavia]

That call-in would have been funny if the guy tried to sound remotely like Porque Squeeler and copy his entitled mien. Shame, it had such potential.

 

[Broadside]

"I voted for McCain! I was a libertarian!"
Holy fuck I hate him so much. Pat, you never read Atlas Shrugged. That book is huge.
I guarantee Pat had zero interest in politics till this shit metastasized and became a way for low status narcs to try and look down on their fellow man. He will have been radicalized by the propaganda for Dear Leader Obama that started pumping out of CNN et al. circa 2012.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Pat, you never read Atlas Shrugged. That book is huge.

Let's be honest, most people who say they read Atlas Shrugged never actually read it.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

That call-in would have been funny if the guy tried to sound remotely like Porque Squeeler and copy his entitled mien. Shame, it had such potential.

You could always try it, if you aren’t happy with the content others are making.

 

[Maude Snew]

Let's be honest, most people who say they read Atlas Shrugged never actually read it.

Pff no need, just play Bioshock you'll get the idea.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

"I voted for McCain as rebellion against my rural hick parents" followed by "I voted for Nader!" is a hell of a take. I guess it's confirmation that his political theorizing has always been retarded and incoherent.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Yesterday used a remarkable pic on /pol/ to start a thread complaining about amerimutts or goyslop or something similar.
I asked him where he got it, and he said he just googled "fat man eating pizza".
I think all of you can appreciate a certain similarity to a certain someone.

Spoiler: FAT

 

[Oliver Onions]

Here, enjoy Pat hilariously trying to correcT the record and getting laughed at by an actual comedian instead. God bless Aniyah, she's such a babe.
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FYI, this type of behaviour is especially infuriating to a clinical narcissist (laughing at them with others and not engaging with them when they try to control the narrative).

'You're laughing. I've told you the internet has hurt my feelings and you're laughing!'

Does Pat know this guy? If not, why does he expect Big Rab to give two fucks what Patrick is telling him he's allowed to find funny? I don't know how many hundreds of pages I've read about this fat fuck and his USI still floors me.

 

[Ophelia]

Let's be honest, most people who say they read Atlas Shrugged never actually read it.

I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.

(Pat is fat. I just remembered)

 

[artilleryfroth]

View attachment 3746521"I voted for McCain! I was a libertarian!"
Holy fuck I hate him so much. Pat, you never read Atlas Shrugged. That book is huge.
I guarantee Pat had zero interest in politics till this shit metastasized and became a way for low status narcs to try and look down on their fellow man. He will have been radicalized by the propaganda for Dear Leader Obama that started pumping out of CNN et al. circa 2012.

What is a “NRA training counselor”?

Also, do people really say “from stem to stern” and I’ve just never heard it?