Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Die Dunkle Maus]

It just dawned on me, Pat is the cause of inflation.

Correction. Pat IS inflation.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

He kinda needs a thread but he is too much of a faggot to have one.

No he doesn't. What would be in it? "sommerville dan is a retarded faggot who made a podcast and then deleted it when people made fun of him." Did I miss anything?

That being said, I would really love a thread on the whole history of the ona guys. A detailed account of everything that happened in the original subreddit up until now would be kino. Dan would need to be threadbanned of course.

 

[FinnSven]

Christopher Tolkien is good hes just not his father, read the Children of Hurin for his prose its really really good.

The fact that he is not his father is the source of all his bitterness, resentment and being difficult where it comes to his fathers writings.

I didn’t really take to the Children of Hurin.

 

[Broadside]

To be fair it manages to be less interesting than The Silmarillion.

Not sure who is more of a criminal against literature, Christopher Tolkien or Ayn Rand.

Oh yes, it’s Pat, in addition to being a fat cunt, he is to great works of writing what Slobodan Milosoviec is to humanitarian acts.

"Oh no! Two rich handsome men are fighting over me!" The end.
You can tell a woman wrote it heh

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

No he doesn't. What would be in it? "sommerville dan is a retarded faggot who made a podcast and then deleted it when people made fun of him." Did I miss anything?

That being said, I would really love a thread on the whole history of the ona guys. A detailed account of everything that happened in the original subreddit up until now would be kino. Dan would need to be threadbanned of course.

You are right. A guy who made like three podcasts then sperged out doesn’t deserve a thread.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

That call-in would have been funny if the guy tried to sound remotely like Porque Squeeler and copy his entitled mien. Shame, it had such potential.

SpaceEdge has drafted a reply to you on PFGForums and asked that it be brought to your attention. His sentiments seem to be shared widely amongst the Pests.

 

[FinnSven]

"Oh no! Two rich handsome men are fighting over me!" The end.
You can tell a woman wrote it heh

I wouldn’t be surprised if an upcoming “novel” of Patrick’s is two rich handsome men fighting over him,………in space!

 

[DaBigBopper]

SpaceEdge has drafted a reply to you on PFGForums and asked that it be brought to your attention. His sentiments seem to be shared widely amongst the Pests.

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He sounds upset.

Anyone have the art work of Patrick as a Pigman? The one being arrested by the two officers and the one of him oinking in court. I think I've asked this before or someone else did, but I'd like them if anyone has them.

 

[AprilRains]

I don't doubt SpaceEdge's word, but I'm confused. Why would he not get booted out for performing a deliberately bad imitation of Pat? I can see why he'd get booted for performing a good one.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Man SpaceEdge sounds like a butthurt faggot lol

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

I don't doubt SpaceEdge's word, but I'm confused. Why would he not get booted out for performing a deliberately bad imitation of Pat? I can see why he'd get booted for performing a good one.

By deliberately poor he means just speaking in his normal voice. Radio guys are used to pranks and have an itchy trigger finger on the dump button for anyone that might sound pranky

 

[AprilRains]

Man SpaceEdge sounds like a butthurt faggot lol

SpaceEdge > you. He brings the funny. You bring a pink triangle.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Man SpaceEdge sounds like a butthurt faggot lol

Shut up! 50 years ago we’d have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass! You can talk! You can talk! You can talk! You’re brave now, motherfucker!

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Oh snap I triggered the SpaceEdge fanclub my bad.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

He’s right though. While childing might be funny to Pat-enjoyers, it would end up with him kicked off before he could reveal he got dumped by his pregnant first wife by PCJ, that he gave up all rights to his daughter, and that he had a 1.7 GPA in high school.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Oh snap I triggered the SpaceEdge fanclub my bad.

Throw his ass out. He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger!

 

[Somerville Dan]

SpaceEdge > you. He brings the funny. You bring a pink triangle.

Thank you, April. Set these losers straight.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

SpaceEdge has drafted a reply to you on PFGForums and asked that it be brought to your attention. His sentiments seem to be shared widely amongst the Pests.

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Forum Drama and gayops suck.

This thread praises the guy left right and center, and yet they only notice the negative. Well, I like to focus on the positive, which is the hilarious content SpaceEdge delivers. SpaceEdge is also the person behind the Josiah tapes, which are amazing.

But this is his funniest content. It was last month when he accidentally streamed his baby shower intended for his person youtube channel accidentally on his Fatrick clip channel. He realized what was happening when his Fillipino wife lisped out an accented "s-talker? what does that mean" after reading the chat filled with Fatrick troll comments. Congratulations on the baby, and I hope your kid doesn't end up the average poster on r/hapas, hating their sexpat father for needing to go overseas to find a woman. Cheers budday! R&F > O&A

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

SpaceEdge is also the person behind the Josiah tapes, which are amazing.

Space was not Josiah. Josiah died of Yellow Fever.

 

[Table Country]

Sure dude. If you’d rather be celibate for life instead of marrying a woman who ticks all the boxes but likes a band you don’t like. You wouldn’t even go see one band with her because she wants you to? She would end up divorcing you. I’m thankful that my husband isn’t a jerk.

You've been around Fatrick too long, you can no longer tell jape from reality.

Pat, you never read Atlas Shrugged.

In all fairness, I don't know if that's a mark against him.