Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Spunt]

O&A and Kiwi are like a bickering married couple who like to needle each other but love each other greatly, despite, perhaps even because of, their differing perspectives on life.

Unlike, say, Pat and Nikki, a fat alcoholic narcissist and the depressed Stockholm Syndrome frump he keeps around so he can use his in-laws as an ATM.

 

[artilleryfroth]

You've been around Fatrick too long, you can no longer tell jape from reality.

I get that japes are by definition childish, but aren’t they also meant to be funny?
Also, that dude asked if I’d go to a Hanson concert if my husband wanted to. Fuck yes I would. I would smoke my own body weight in weed and have the time of my life.
That is how a good marriage works.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I get that japes are by definition childish, but aren’t they also meant to be funny?
Also, that dude asked if I’d go to a Hanson concert if my husband wanted to. Fuck yes I would. I would smoke my own body weight in weed and have the time of my life.
That is how a good marriage works.

Dude, have some standards though.

 

[FinnSven]

What if Nikki leaves Pat, for Pat’s first wife?

 

[Associate Rick]

He sounds upset.

Anyone have the art work of Patrick as a Pigman? The one being arrested by the two officers and the one of him oinking in court. I think I've asked this before or someone else did, but I'd like them if anyone has them.

I don't think I have the other one.

 

[NotFatChild]

What if Nikki leaves Pat, for Pat’s first wife?

As long as she makes a public post about her "newer, better wife" then I'm all in for it.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Dude, have some standards though.

You might be the last person in the world to have any right to tell other people to “have standards”.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

You might be the last person in the world to have any right to tell other people to “have standards”.

I mean ouch bruh when did I shit in your cheerios?

 

[Table Country]

I get that japes are by definition childish, but aren’t they also meant to be funny?
Also, that dude asked if I’d go to a Hanson concert if my husband wanted to. Fuck yes I would. I would smoke my own body weight in weed and have the time of my life.
That is how a good marriage works.

I had no idea you'd take a stupid joke so personally.

You might be the last person in the world to have any right to tell other people to “have standards”.

lol calm down

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Ouch. Imagine being the Wedge of the Tomlinverse.

Kevin Gibes as the inflated universe. What would Patrick have?

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

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But this is his funniest content. It was last month when he accidentally streamed his baby shower intended for his person youtube channel accidentally on his Fatrick clip channel. He realized what was happening when his Fillipino wife lisped out an accented "s-talker? what does that mean" after reading the chat filled with Fatrick troll comments. Congratulations on the baby, and I hope your kid doesn't end up the average poster on r/hapas, hating their sexpat father for needing to go overseas to find a woman. Cheers budday! R&F > O&A

The guy in that video is not SpaceEdge. I'm sorry you're so stupid, sweetie.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Why are you guys fighting?

Can't you see how fucking fat this guy is?

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Why are you guys fighting?

Can't you see how fucking fat this guy is?

The last true car fat guy

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

The last true car fat guy

I think I've figured out why this thread is so contentious.

People will do ANYTHING rather than pay attention to the bulk insulating this... thing. Good friends would rather turn on each other than to have a moment of silence, which would inevitably be filled by the fat.

 

[AnOminous]

I think I've figured out why this thread is so contentious.

People will do ANYTHING rather than pay attention to the bulk insulating this... thing. Good friends would rather turn on each other than to have a moment of silence, which would inevitably be filled by the fat.

I am seriously getting tired of your HAES propaganda, trying to cover up how fat this fucking monster is. Nobody is fooled by your act.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

That guy and his womanly cunty remark about the phone in just made a lot of people salty.

It was hilarious and some people will complain about everything while contributing nothing and it irks people. It’s pretty much why we all hate Patrick himself.

 

[CansOfCant]

Kevin Gibes as the inflated universe. What would Patrick have?

I purposefully avoided that but didn't have a suitable replacement then.

The Patrick Tomlinson Engorged Universe? Adipose Universe?

 

[JustStopDude]

I really hope Patrick keeps tweeting sailor lingo.

"The GOP is like a bunch of nubs skylarking around the scuttlebutt. Everyone knows this".

It's hilarious.

 

[Mr Moonface]

 

[Ultrapenguin]

SpaceEdge has drafted a reply to you on PFGForums and asked that it be brought to your attention. His sentiments seem to be shared widely amongst the Pests.

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Whoever copies my works of art to that inferior forum!

"Dear Kiwi Forums
My feelings are very hurt that you criticized my bit making fun of a fat man on the internet. I'll have you know I spent 8 years in college studying to be a detractor online, and my machinations are far beyond your PUNY COMPREHENSION, chil-uh, I mean faggot.

- I sound nothing like Patrick, child. If you think I wouldn't get dumped, you're a moron.

- I already did what you said. You're dead wrong as always, Kiwi Farmer.

- You're not funny atalker, I'm funny. I'm a published troll, with an online following. I'm an O&A forum firebrand!

You're going to prison, Kiwi Farmer.

Love, SpaceEdge"

To whoever copies his "work" to kiwi? Well that's embarrassing.