DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Remember folks, he can be good at games if he wants to.

 

[The cold-Blood Witch]

He's too afraid to open up his PC to just fucking clean it (he admitted the PC case hasn't been opened in 8 fucking years, with pigroach miasma there's an empire of dust in there), he doesn't know how to use his stream deck even though he should be able to run it through his laptop now since it has W10, which brings me to him being too afraid to install and use W10 on his PC. He can't keep up with installing graphics drivers (the last time he played a PC game was when he played TF2 for a begathon in I think 2020 and he admitted his drivers were several years out of date), he doesn't know how to pick good parts, let alone build a PC, without complete handholding from dents even though websites like PCPartPicker exist. He can barely use OBS, he can't use any editing software, not even free ones like Shotcut, to do the bare minimum of editing which would be clipping out the parts where he starts and pauses the recording while giving a 1000 Hogan stare. Not to mention, viewbots cost money and getting Phil to reinvest in his business in 2022 in any way is like pulling teeth, with him reaching the point this year where he refuses to spend $60 on a new video game in some cases.

NEED I GO ON?

Yes, go on. Ralph has had those problems, bought an Alienware PC and soundboard just because his Internet daddy Dick Masterson bought them.

Ralph is as useless as Phil and found a way to viewbot outside his new best friend ever Nick Fuentes's closed streaming service to own a Kiwi Farms user. Come on, Phil. We believe in you !

 

[PetiteDragon43]

"At any time, I can pick up a controller and play any game at PROFESSIONAL LEVEL"

Can't handle gun play of FPS game

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My pigga in christ the whole internet WARNED YOU that it was gonna be shit. And yet... and yet... you didn't listen. Like you just had to be the contrarian asshole that you've always been. Time and time again. You just...don't... listen. And then you wanna threaten and guilt trip your audience? You are a real piece of work.

 

[arrivefriday]

Here's the juicy stuff. Big ups to Declan for the clips.

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It's a shame this happened after the Keemstar stuff he said the other day, Keem would have a field day when shitting on DSP for these clips, this is probably the most entitled I've personally seen DSP be.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Full capitalized PLEASE SUPPORT time

If you don't give this man money, he won't be able to afford anything this week, Jasper is gonna starve and he can't afford buying video game, that's almost like a DOUBLE WHAMMIE

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I just realized he even did this unrecorded. I don't know what to say. If someone was in their 40's acting like this I wouldn't want to have anything to do with them. I would avoid them like they were a stack of needles. But you know his audience of dents will give him pity bucks or atonement dollars as if THEY did something wrong. Making other people feel bad because YOU didn't earn something... what a fucking bastard.

 

[King Nutsack]

He's getting his YouTube payment this week. Fuck off Dave.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

He's getting his YouTube payment this week. Fuck off Dave.

Those money goes to bills doooood

Here's the bills

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Phil was viewbotting the entire time.

Edit: it’s prob one of his retarded payfags doing it

Phil reinvesting into his business is out of the question. This is a gin brain riddled retard who can't think past the next 24 hours of his life.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

"At any time, I can pick up a controller and play any game at PROFESSIONAL LEVEL"

Can't handle gun play of FPS game

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"This is nothing like what I thought it was. It's all puzzles!"

Gets to shootin' sections.

"What the fuck where's the puzzles? The shooting sucks!"

 

[JamFlowMan]

"At any time, I can pick up a controller and play any game at PROFESSIONAL LEVEL"

Can't handle gun play of FPS game

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Don't worry Phil How long to beat says the game is 5 hours long...so you should be able to push through by Thanksgiving.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Here's the juicy stuff. Big ups to Declan for the clips.

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You WILL tip
You WILL finance my fat wife's huge meals on our day ahf
You WILL superchat (but tips are preferred)
You WILL supersticker (but tips are preferred)
You WILL superthanks (but tips are preferred)
You WILL reup your membership (but tips are preferred)
You WILL drop gifted member bahmbs (but tips are preferred)

You will own nothing and you will be chill.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Full capitalized PLEASE SUPPORT time

If you don't give this man money, he won't be able to afford anything this week, Jasper is gonna starve and he can't afford buying video game, that's almost like a DOUBLE WHAMMIE

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I like how Q&A is just a given now. He WILL finish the game early and there WILL be Q&A and you WILL support with money. I can’t remember anymore but I’m almost positive there was a time when he didn’t end playthroughs with Q&A. It certainly wasn’t happening on almost every single prestream.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

HoIy shit what is this threat? See you tomorrow and you WILL support

Full capitalized PLEASE SUPPORT time

If you don't give this man money, he won't be able to afford anything this week, Jasper is gonna starve and he can't afford buying video game, that's almost like a DOUBLE WHAMMIE

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Put your support in the bag and no one gets hurt

DSP and I have very different definitions of "toughing through it" btw

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

He's getting his YouTube payment this week. Fuck off Dave.

The YouTube payments don't count. Unless they arrive a day late. In which case this lazy country with it's holidays is taking food out of his cat-sons mouth.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Love the speech he gave for the day stream about how much he love and appreciates supporters for giving him money, and fuck advertising like a shill. Then comes post-Scorn and he's pissed off that he didn't get anymore than $5 for his overtime and only got a measily $30 total for suffering through a videogame.

Also shows how he has fuck all to do if he's willing to do an extra 40 minutes. What happened to having to skidaddle before 9:30 pm?

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Holy shit the mask slipped so hard. This is the stuff I come to watch, when he's comparative to someone in the desert who needs water. Desperate for tips, he begs until he gets salty or angry. This is far more entertaining than his gameplay by miles.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

After yesterday's lecture a pair of $100 streams are pretty much guaranteed.

 

[Sup3r]

Yes, go on. Ralph has had those problems, bought an Alienware PC and soundboard just because his Internet daddy Dick Masterson bought them.

Ralph is as useless as Phil and found a way to viewbot outside his new best friend ever Nick Fuentes's closed streaming service to own a Kiwi Farms user. Come on, Phil. We believe in you !

Ralph had something Phil never will, the willingness to put in effort. Phil doesn't put himself out, even if it could make his streams better if he's not going to be paid for it, he's given up on things because he expected quick paydays for it (KOgaming was dropped because it didn't grow fast enough for him) and he believes that everything's okay.

Just to add on, Phil has shown he does not give a fuck about viewer numbers as long as he gets his money. He could have 1 viewer and if they gave him his 300 a day, he wouldn't care.

The likelihood of Phil botting himself is practically 0. Any botting would be from of one of the wheelchairs, they care more about Phil's career than Phil himself does.

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

Here's the juicy stuff. Big ups to Declan for the clips.

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LOL! How's that "level 1" working out for you, fuckhead? Still "proud" to "stay in [your] lane aka level 1"? That's what you said on Twitter. LOL!

Level 1 means waiting for retards to get benefit checks so you can get paid.

Level 1 means multiple addictions draining your finances.

Level 1 means that you matter fuck all to anyone not laughing at you.

Level 1 means dead YouTube channels and dying streams.

So you enjoy that level 1, Phil. You're providing years worth of entertainment for us.