Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I for one think spedge's Patrick impression was spot-on. Do you even know how hard it is to sound like a slurring depressive daydrinker while completely sober? Give him some credit.
 
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In regards to the GAY and WOMANLY bickering going on, I think O&A need to remember KF has always been under a lot of scrutiny- you guys don't fuck around with literally hundreds of schizos like KF does so we have a bigger target on our head and the powers that be will jump at the slightest excuse to shut is down. It's always been an archiving site, a "look but don't touch" attitude has served us well so far.

I agree that shitting on funny bits is lame (as Spedge said, if you don't like it, you do better. I think any Pat content is great, tbh). However you Philistines need to appreciate good haiku because I'm not done yet.

What I'm saying is, bickering is lame and both sides need to appreciate the efforts of each other. Remember who the real enemy is!
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"You're going to jail"
Impotent threats from the pig
We gather and laugh
 
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breadandcircuses said:
I've gone over the 1100+ pages and made a startling discovery...

This man is grotesquely fat. Corpulent in his obesity. It's disgusting! How could this pig man be so fat?

Also dumb. So very very very dumb.
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I agree. This is now a peer reviewed study and considered scientific fa(c)t. Time to get it on his IMDB and Wikipedia.

Oh it's already on there he's know for his dad bod.
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But wait. What's this?
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When did his wife stunningly and bravely transition? News to me about her but yeah, him being gay married comes as no surprise.

Okay has someone been fucking with this already? Great job if so.

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The last thing to make it perfect would be to have his website as payquasi.lol
 
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Maude Snew said:
I agree. This is now a peer reviewed study and considered scientific fa(c)t. Time to get it on his IMDB and Wikipedia.

Oh it's already on there he's know for his dad bod.
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But wait. What's this?
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When did his wife stunningly and bravely transition? News to me about her but yeah, him being gay married comes as no surprise.

Okay has someone been fucking with this already? Great job if so.

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The last thing to make it perfect would be to have his website as payquasi.lol
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"Other Works: Unemployed"

Lmao
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
I love how the most basic of ribbing gets such a harsh response from him. Compare him to a pumpkin? That's a felony, child. Call him Rick? The death penalty is too good for you, stalker. Ask him how his day was? Wait for the knock.
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He's a lot like Ralph in that regard. Such a paranoid sourpuss he can't let any slight go, no matter how minor or actually funny. Instead has to go to some DEFCON 1 life ruination shit, then wonder why people won't stop fucking with them.

I wonder if he's so paranoid that he does it in real life now too, like if the cashier at Walmart makes a remark about him buying so many pumpkins, does he start screaming 'THE FBI WILL BE IN TOUCH STALKER CHILD. NEVER ADDRESS ME OR MY PUMPKINS AGAIN.'
 
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Die Dunkle Maus said:
Fuck, man, come on I just ate.
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How totally unsurprising. Fatass.
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I wonder if he's so paranoid that he does it in real life now too, like if the cashier at Walmart makes a remark about him buying so many pumpkins, does he start screaming 'THE FBI WILL BE IN TOUCH STALKER CHILD. NEVER ADDRESS ME OR MY PUMPKINS AGAIN.'
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He immediately cuts a hole in the pumpkin and starts fucking it, telling the clerk he has ready access to his pumpkin's pumpkussy whenever he wants.
 
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Laquisha Guntermensch said:
If you need to ask
Tomlinson's gonna child ya
Fat Pat is fresh out

Can somebody photoshop the plate of Hooligan's meatloaf on the brim of this retard's upturned cap? Please and thank you @John Andrews Stan

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Aww darn, sorry I didnt know what that was so I had to make use of a certain other obese screaming retard for inspiration....
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Oliver Onions said:
He's a lot like Ralph in that regard. Such a paranoid sourpuss he can't let any slight go, no matter how minor or actually funny. Instead has to go to some DEFCON 1 life ruination shit, then wonder why people won't stop fucking with them.

I wonder if he's so paranoid that he does it in real life now too, like if the cashier at Walmart makes a remark about him buying so many pumpkins, does he start screaming 'THE FBI WILL BE IN TOUCH STALKER CHILD. NEVER ADDRESS ME OR MY PUMPKINS AGAIN.
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Irl he's one of those passive aggressive pussies who thinks starting to record you on his phone during an altercation is some sort of dunk, pathetic faggot
 
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Broadside said:
Irl he's one of those passive aggressive pussies who thinks starting to record you on his phone during an altercation is some sort of dunk, pathetic faggot
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Dunno if anyone remembers the dumb bitch who tried to get an Uber driver fired for having a little hula dancer on his dash, and she recorded the entire altercation with him, but that's exactly how I imagine Pat acts irl
 
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