Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Procrastinhater]

Call me optimistic but I think if we stopped giving Lucas attention he would join the 41%. He isn't gonna stick around for his ~500 twitch viewers

If we started to ignore him he would start to do more and more extreme shit to get people to notice him. He's a histrionic narcissist, being ignored is the worst thing for someone like Lucas.
Even negative attention is Narc fuel, its not as good as groomed idiot kids kissing his ass, but he'd rather have people talking about him being a greasy bald hunchback than not talk about him at all. Thats why he F5's his thread, he has nothing else now, his PhD "Fiance" has booked and left him, his crowing and running his mouth about the DiY HRT has scared them off from the attention, and Brad Manning and Liz Dong Gone have abandoned him because he's no longer useful.
Even Lorenz and the gutter press have ghosted him because he's optics syphillis.
He's sitting in his apartment, wired on amphetamines, pulling out strands of hair, and all his has is his dilator and us.
Theres still some part of him that realizes when he's said something retarded, thats why he deletes his shit just after posting, but he's getting more and more Twitchy and weird and the less sleep he gets the worse he gets.
Even Twitchcon was a bust, normally people go there to network and make contacts, Lucas is so gross and unlikeable he got snubbed and sidelined and came away with less options than he had when he got there.
All he has is us and his ever shrinking group of WIGglers, and even the name of his fanclub now reminds him he's going bald.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Damn even dsp and wings were able to find partners lol get fucked (not by us) big kef. Bonus troon dsp you didn't know the camera was on 2x and didn't invest any of your pig bux on your stream

 

[HatredOfScissors]

Further evidence for my opinion that people really into Evangelion, more than any other anime, are all incel loser weirdos. Kind of like keffals.

 

[Something Awful]

The whole point of medical/therapy care is that you honestly describe your problem to an expert and then honestly implement what they suggest. The vast acreage of fat fucks in the world today indicate that this has broken down on all levels. We're so fucked.

Why are we fucked? Just live your life and don't worry about the crazies, aside from laughing at them. If you live in a place where the concentration of crazies is too high... move. Sure, that's inconvenient, but probably easier than at any other time in history.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

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Further evidence for my opinion that people really into Evangelion, more than any other anime, are all incel loser weirdos. Kind of like keffals.

You know, now that you say that, that suddenly explains my best friend's extremely poor life decisions.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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Further evidence for my opinion that people really into Evangelion, more than any other anime, are all incel loser weirdos. Kind of like keffals.

This makes a lot of sense, since Evangelion is probably the most pseudo-intellectual anime ever made --literally conceptualised by a depressed Jap after he read Western philosophy for the first time, and it fucking shows-- so it's perfect for the people who consistently over-complicate every aspect of their existence instead of just accepting they're a pervert in a dress.

It also explains why they love Kingdom Hearts so much.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Theres still some part of him that realizes when he's said something retarded, thats why he deletes his shit just after posting,

now that i think about it he usually does just say random stupid shit or even just casually give people info as to his location when it appears people are starting to talk even a little bit less about him. even before he cared about the farms he did this same pattern with destiny as well. he really seems to feel like he should be the internets version of poochie. when keffals is off screen the people should be asking wheres keffals?

 

[FinnSven]

This makes a lot of sense, since Evangelion is probably the most pseudo-intellectual anime ever made --literally conceptualised by a depressed Jap after he read Western philosophy for the first time, and it fucking shows-- so it's perfect for the people who consistently over-complicate every aspect of their existence instead of just accepting they're a pervert in a dress.

It also explains why they love Kingdom Hearts so much.

I know nothing about these things.

So Evangelon is basically Catcher in the Rye for Weeaboos?

Kingdom hearts I remember having to watch my stepson play it. I thought it was basically Disney and Final Fantasy combined?

It looked like a game for babies to me.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Why are we fucked? Just live your life and don't worry about the crazies, aside from laughing at them. If you live in a place where the concentration of crazies is too high... move. Sure, that's inconvenient, but probably easier than at any other time in history.

Oh, individually we may be just fine, but society and the world in general is fucked, and it's an open question how long we can live in the hollowed-out shell of what used to be a prosperous world economy.

Some would say it's been hundreds of years so far, and we're still going strong, so the doomposting can move else where, probably.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

now that i think about it he usually does just say random stupid shit or even just casually give people info as to his location when it appears people are starting to talk even a little bit less about him. even before he cared about the farms he did this same pattern with destiny as well. he really seems to feel like he should be the internets version of poochie. when keffals is off screen the people should be asking wheres keffals?

Low effort, as befitting Lucas

 

[Something Awful]

(A)

 

[Pee Cola]

If we started to ignore him he would start to do more and more extreme shit to get people to notice him. He's a histrionic narcissist, being ignored is the worst thing for someone like Lucas.

In a sense, the Farms provide a valuable service to the community. The more time Lucas spends on his fixation with KF, the less time he has for grooming young boys and peddling bathtub HRT to them.

 

[TitchBitties]

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(A)

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Lmao actively pretending like he didn't get exactly what he wanted from all of this, that sweet sweet attention...and $100K

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I mean it's right there in the text, he wants Null to hit him up on DMs so they can play overwatch together.

 

[AltisticRight]

Your value to society is inversely proportional to the time you spend on Twitter.

Troons' value to society is zero. That's a smaller number than 0.41. Lucas lives here forever and we are his biggest fans. Enjoy that $100,000, Luke. I doubt you can pull off another scam like that.

 

[Polentic]

Whose fault is that one Keffals?

 

[Sprate Header]

I have received absolute confirmation that the first page of this thread totally and utterly shitter-shatters Keffals. I don't mean to tease but I'll explain later.

>"I don't mean to tease"
>teases

JOSHUAAAAAA!!!!!

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

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Here's the voice note from the tweet. Painfully unfunny delivery. Now this is the second time he's made a YWNBAW joke in the past couple days. Pair that with the makeup and hair changes, dude must be glued to this thread.
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His gay Dalek voice is hilarious though.

Remember how his now ex fiancé said Lucas screamed when the police came to his place? I'd love to actually hear that. It probably had everyone laughing.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

I'm late as fuck but keffals broke up with its bf? Hahahahaha we don't even have to try anymore esp with the balding pics on here

 

[Um...]

Lmao actively pretending like he didn't get exactly what he wanted from all of this, that sweet sweet attention...and $100K

Plus he got this thread with all the sleazy details about him and his slimy past hidden from view on Google too.