Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[grapeshark77]

Not stepping on toes here so I'm only posting a recent chunk because LOL:

It turns out people don't want to have 10,000 tweets a day in their feed where you say faggot and do deeply unfunny voice memos. He seems to be losing what's left of his mind, definitely a combination of being truly alone/drugged out. Twitchcon definitely did a number on him.

Also I love that he apparently did a stream and not even the Farms bothered watching/archiving. That's how you know it's over.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

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Here's the voice note from the tweet. Painfully unfunny delivery. Now this is the second time he's made a YWNBAW joke in the past couple days. Pair that with the makeup and hair changes, dude must be glued to this thread.
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Oh boi. Keffals has all the dimensions of Narcissa. "You discuss me, you disgust me." Boo.

 

[AnOminous]

this person is gonna end up destroying themselves trying to escape their trauma. because lemme tell ya you get all the operations in the world but nothings gonna fix the trauma of being abused other than seeing a legit therapist.

In Clown World it is now all but illegal for a doctor to give actual medical advice that might have a positive outcome instead of just screaming TROON OUT TROON OUT NOW THAT IS THE ONLY SOLUTION YOU WILL MUTILATE YOUR GENITALS NOW NOW NOW!

He'd definitely be an /r9k/ fag. In fact, I'm willing to bet he was a 4chan regular in his younger years.

This is just seriously obvious. He is obviously a channer probably from the 2010 or so era. He is too dumb to put on much of a pretense of normality, and his particular style of weirdness is obviously chan-originated.

 

[Null]

I have received absolute confirmation that the first page of this thread totally and utterly shitter-shatters Keffals. I don't mean to tease but I'll explain later.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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Here's the voice note from the tweet. Painfully unfunny delivery. Now this is the second time he's made a YWNBAW joke in the past couple days. Pair that with the makeup and hair changes, dude must be glued to this thread.
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I don't know what rustles my jimmies more, the fact the dumb asshole can't stop blowing out the mic during his shitty delivery of the meme, or that he's too lazy/uncreative to properly re-contextualize it so he keeps using 'twisted by drugs and surgery' even though it makes no sense in his versions of the meme.

 

[AnOminous]

If there is one image from this whole thread that should be remembered, it's this.

Lucas Roberts is a pedophile who pushes drugs on kids specifically labeled as against their custodial parents' wishes. He openly boasted about these criminal activities, only distancing himself from these crimes after public attention.

This is even though not a single fake news outlet acknowledged this obvious, open criminality.

 

[Dread First]

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"Things have escalated. Now I'm in The Cure."

I take exception to this! Robert Smith of The Cure is a man of many talents who influenced generations of people with the music that he helped create.

Keffals is a groomer. This is like comparing Jesus Christ to a greasy shit Morrissey took.

 

[Baraadmirer]

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Here's the voice note from the tweet. Painfully unfunny delivery. Now this is the second time he's made a YWNBAW joke in the past couple days. Pair that with the makeup and hair changes, dude must be glued to this thread.
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Jesus fucking Christ, learn how to use a mic. All that grift money and Keffals can't invest in a pop filter? Bitch, if you ain't going to get a mic accessory at least learn proper technique. 4/10 for delivery.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What happened between the 5th of August and the 10th of August that led to this shift from targeting the London, Ontario Police to targeting Joshua Moon and KiwiFarms?

Dong-Long-Gone touched on this on his interview which is archived in his thread. He states "With all the eyes on keffals we have a real chance at getting some traction(to deny kf services)".

LFJ and the troon cabal knew it was the perfect scenario to get real media traction out of this, which is why keffals was coached and sent out with a press kit for the police politely knocking on his door.

 

[Dickens Cider]

He was never stable and I think he's starting to crack. He really is somehow both fascinating to observe at the same time as incredibly boring. We're watching him unravel like his hairline, I wouldn't be surprised if he was actively pulling out his hair as well as losing it to his male pattern baldness, and I'm glad someone else is noticing his habit of Tweeting weird shit in the early hours then deleting it. I don't think Lucas sleeps much these days.
We're watching this Ogre's psyche disintegrate in real time.

Ya know I had that thought that he was pulling his hair out when watching his stream a couple days ago. Led to me wondering if he got a haircut cause it was looking really weird around his ears.
I bet the quiet of his new place is starting to eat at him. Knowing his ex is at some gloryhole in a truck stop bathroom somewhere without him, having a great time, going to parties where you can get drunk and spread monkeypox. Yep Lucas is livin the dream!

 

[siegemeister675]

I have received absolute confirmation that the first page of this thread totally and utterly shitter-shatters Keffals. I don't mean to tease but I'll explain later.

The suspense is killing me.

 

[RonPaul2008]

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Galaxy brain take. Sneed, 41%, YWNBAW etc.

pretending to be a woman is pretty gay.

 

[Triple Flutz]

I think we all know where this arc will take us.



I wanted to make the coloring more even, but Keffal's sickly yellow was to good to lose to Steven's cherub complexion.

 

[siegemeister675]

I think we all know where this arc will take us.

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I wanted to make the coloring more even, but Keffal's sickly yellow was to good to lose to Steven's cherub complexion.

A morbidly obese painted up eunuch. I am glad Lucas's father doesn't have to live to see this, no one deserves that.

 

[A Sunset]

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Here's the voice note from the tweet. Painfully unfunny delivery. Now this is the second time he's made a YWNBAW joke in the past couple days. Pair that with the makeup and hair changes, dude must be glued to this thread.
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I like to exaggerate things for comic effect at times, but I unironically had to turn this shit off within 10 seconds. Total cringe, not funny delivery, weird breathiness….honestly it just sounds like he’s high on Adderal, sitting by himself in the bathroom at 3am.

These troons have no idea how to use these memes. It’s like how they constantly use “based”, niggers you are not based. You are the opposite, fat greasy eunuchs and also a bunch of faggots, ladies and guntleman. And when I say faggots, I’m not gay bashing, I know very based gay people. It’s the fact that you are unfunny, are sensitive, are cringe, and groom children/celebrate pedophilia.

Lucas you’re not funny dude, who the fuck are you trying to kid. This is like when you stole the JFK meme from this thread and it fucking sucked. You’re a pretender.

YWNBAK - You Will Never Be A Kiwi.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

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Some quick stream notes:

• Claims that this is the first stream he’s done his own makeup before after someone asked him for a makeup tutorial
• Stream setup is jank due to him not settings it up fully so he can’t be doxed. Good thing he’s not posted any doxable material then
• Apparently is bisexual, but has leaned more towards women because men are awful
• Going to France for TwitchCon in eight months. Seems he won’t be departnering then
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• Pictured above is his wound from the hot casing that ended the shooting stream
• The half eaten corn dogs were shown because he started eating them and then lost his appetite due to Adderall
• Claims to have been depressed since he got back to London
• Seems to hate London, wants to leave once his one year lease is up
• Vaped on stream
• Downloaded and played Overwatch 2
• Ended stream after sucking at Overwatch 2

In conclusion, I know too much.

this leaves me with 2 questions. 1. if he leans more towards women would this not imply that trooning out was in fact a very weird attempt to attract women or perhaps even just a boyfriend free girl? and 2. how do the french feel about troons?

I love that he apparently did a stream and not even the Farms bothered watching/archiving.

the more this goes on the more i realize how right null was about ignoring him he is very obviously an attention whore and the level of activity this thread was at before must have been making him feel so important. but now things are slowing down many of the people who posted here originally have grown bored or just dont post as much. all we really do now is call him bald and point out his many other flaws to which he sees and gets upset and desperately tries to cover them up.

eventually we might even stop that. then what will he do? he really is just gonna end up turning into ethan ralph maybe they can start a podcast together and bond over their hatred of josh and jim.

In Clown World it is now all but illegal for a doctor to give actual medical advice that might have a positive outcome instead of just screaming TROON OUT TROON OUT NOW THAT IS THE ONLY SOLUTION YOU WILL MUTILATE YOUR GENITALS NOW NOW NOW!

and that right there is the biggest problem of all. the doctors that push this shit onto people instead of doing actual medical evaluations and testing. it reminds me of when any time a kid would show up that was too hyper they just gave them ritalin no matter what just oh yeah does your child do child things and play and run around? yeah they got ADHD give them drugs NOW. or when you are a teenager if you even dare to mention you feel kinda anxious with all the changes happening to your body or whatever? yeah take this anxiety and depression medicine NOW.

there used to be a time when a doctor would be presented with a problem they would handle each patient individually even if it turned out they had the same problem they would still take the time to evaluate each patient just to make sure. but now so much is just based on how many pills can you sell to people and how many random unneeded surgeries you can do its even worse when it comes to the troon stuff because they know the second they start taking the hormones and get the surgeries they are gonna be patients for life as their bodies slowly fall apart.

 

[cat merchant]

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Here's the voice note from the tweet. Painfully unfunny delivery. Now this is the second time he's made a YWNBAW joke in the past couple days. Pair that with the makeup and hair changes, dude must be glued to this thread.
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>among us jokes in 2022
Keffals' humor is beyond stale, this is why the most attention he ever gets is from whining on camera.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

and that right there is the biggest problem of all. the doctors that push this shit onto people instead of doing actual medical evaluations and testing. it reminds me of when any time a kid would show up that was too hyper they just gave them ritalin no matter what just oh yeah does your child do child things and play and run around? yeah they got ADHD give them drugs NOW. or when you are a teenager if you even dare to mention you feel kinda anxious with all the changes happening to your body or whatever? yeah take this anxiety and depression medicine NOW.

It's worse, any doctor who doesn't immediately prescribe gallons of HRT is a "transphobe" - and even if they politely refuse, the "patient" is just going to doctor-shop until they get what they've already decided they want.

The whole point of medical/therapy care is that you honestly describe your problem to an expert and then honestly implement what they suggest. The vast acreage of fat fucks in the world today indicate that this has broken down on all levels. We're so fucked.

 

[JoshPlz]

I have received absolute confirmation that the first page of this thread totally and utterly shitter-shatters Keffals. I don't mean to tease but I'll explain later.

Sounds horrifying..

 

[Brutality]

The more this goes on the more i realize how right null was about ignoring him he is very obviously an attention whore and the level of activity this thread was at before must have been making him feel so important. but now things are slowing down many of the people who posted here originally have grown bored or just dont post as much. all we really do now is call him bald and point out his many other flaws to which he sees and gets upset and desperately tries to cover them up.

eventually we might even stop that. then what will he do? he really is just gonna end up turning into ethan ralph maybe they can start a podcast together and bond over their hatred of josh and jim.

Optimistic Scenario: Lucas joins the 41% after we stop talking about him, his ~500 twitch viewers wouldn't be enough for him

Pessimistic Scenario: Lucas goes back to peddling homemade drugs to children from third world countries