Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

Is the bucket hat hiding some kind of massive head trauma?

Yeah. It's hiding his head. There's all sorts of trauma up in there.

But yeah, as a guy who does like their grilled cheese tacos? They are greasy fuckers that are not what you'd call great. They're tasty, and their burrito's quite satisfying, but you'd not call this "gud" unless you're a glutton who pressure cooks soups so he can chug them down ASAP.

Agreed that they're good but they're not amazing at least not the way that Jagoff cooms all over himself when taking a bite. It's just meat, cheese and grease wrapped in a tortilla. Once in a while they're fine. But eat too many and your body will really start to hate you.

 

[abobe]

Since she isn’t a Scalfani by birth and was emotionally manipulated into marrying Jr, I wish her a speedy recovery.

 

[Staffy]

Since she isn’t a Scalfani by birth and was emotionally manipulated into marrying Jr, I wish her a speedy recovery.

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I don't really trust Jackoff handling the donation money.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Why the fuck does Jack go on about the tacos being birria when they aren't and Taco Bell never claims they are?

Birria is a soup, these are served with some enchilada sauce. Did Jack see the color red and have a stroke brain moment?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Since she isn’t a Scalfani by birth and was emotionally manipulated into marrying Jr, I wish her a speedy recovery.

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I don’t think Jack is evil enough to take money that people donate for the surgery… but I do think he’s stupid enough to keep racking up thousands of dollar’s worth of smokers, knives and cooking equipment on Tammy’s card even knowing that money could go to Brianna instead. And you know if he gets called out on it he’ll come up with some wet noodle excuse about how he needs to attract more viewers so he can ask for donations via the show.

 

[captkrisma]

I don’t think Jack is evil enough to take money that people donate for the surgery… but I do think he’s stupid enough to keep racking up thousands of dollar’s worth of smokers, knives and cooking equipment on Tammy’s card even knowing that money could go to Brianna instead. And you know if he gets called out on it he’ll come up with some wet noodle excuse about how he needs to attract more viewers so he can ask for donations via the show.

Jack is using Cashapp and Venmo as a means to sidestep gofundme's requirement to show proof. With that being said, I think Jack will do one of three things:

1. Jack takes all the money for himself and tells anyone who questions it he donated it directly to Jr.

2. Jack skims off the top and donates a portion of the amount raised once its reached a certain threshold. Of course he will donate entirely in his own name and not credit anyone who helped.

3. Jack donates the money once Tammy finds out and loses her shit over how cunty her husband could be.

 

[Pig Cups]

Since she isn’t a Scalfani by birth and was emotionally manipulated into marrying Jr, I wish her a speedy recovery.

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Probably a long shot, but imagine if this were to be exposed as a scam? The backlash would spill over from YouTube/places like this and into local town gossip and local news. I doubt it’s the case, as too many people would have to be in on it. But it’s just a thought amidst the speculation of Jack and Tammy’s supposed financial problems.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Since she isn’t a Scalfani by birth and was emotionally manipulated into marrying Jr, I wish her a speedy recovery.

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That's pretty heavy... but then so is everybody in that household. That really sucks for her and I do wish her a speedy recovery. Being married into that family is punishment enough. Having a brain tumor on top of it? That really sucks.

But the part that gets me is how Jagoff refers to her. "Jack Jr's bride". Not Jack Jr's wife. Not my daughter-in-law. Not even my daughter. No. She's "Jack Jr's bride". Really shows his feelings towards her and their relationship. That and the Venmo / cashapp is pretty scummy. You want to set up crowdfunding you do so in a legit manner with oversight and whatever. This is what is leading me to believe it's either a boondoggle on Jagoff's part and he's going to keep the money or there's no tumor and it's just Jagoff and TamHam Jr trying their hand at grifting. I mean it's not like Jr is getting paid the big bucks at 7-11 or anything.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Wouldn't Qali have his own CashApp? It seems like every millennial and zoomer has one. Especially lowlife trash like Junior. Just weird to have the father in law not even try to set up or link a GoFundMe, not to mention to ask people to link to his own CashApp versus his son's. Do I think that Jack would intentionally steal the money from his own CashApp? I dunno. He's a greedy glutton that choked out another son. Stealing from a sick woman would be on brand, to be honest. But even if he's doing this with actual goodwill, he has no impulse control and his own memory is shot. Remember all those times that he has to ask Tammy the same question three times in a row because his memory is shorter than a goldfish's.

I know (or knew) a few people with brain tumors and even the "minor" ones royally fuck you up. Like "you're lucky if you can remember your name" fucked up. Hope Tammy Jr has some sort of insurance, or applies for Medicaid. Depending on how dire her diagnosis is they'd let her on very quickly. SSA will also approve a tugboat very quickly in similar circumstances. I overall don't give much of a crap about Brianna but the brain tumor news did make my heart sink. As sick as it sounds, it better be true. I don't think I could still follow Jack if it turns out this was faked for smoker money.

@Falcon Sebben I just saw your post, but I am very familiar with e beggar cows and I sadly can't help but wonder if this is a scam. It might be too big brained for Strokebrain, I dunno. But the Scalfanis are some greedy scummy motherfuckers and I wouldn't put it past them. This whole situation feels off to me. At the very least there should be a GFM or a link to Qali's CashApp. Does anyone with access to his Facebook see him mentioning the situation at all?

I also don't like that Jack referred to Brianna as just his son's bride. She hasn't been a bride for a good while.

 

[boxybum]

Since she isn’t a Scalfani by birth and was emotionally manipulated into marrying Jr, I wish her a speedy recovery.

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rip, this is pretty fucked up if its true but brain tumors are incredibly rare. How do they know its a tumor? Knowing the Scalfani clan I am skeptical to believe this.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

rip, this is pretty fucked up if its true but brain tumors are incredibly rare. How do they know its a tumor? Knowing the Scalfani clan I am skeptical to believe this.

Jack is a complete retard so she could have said she had a migraine and Jack thought that means brain cancer.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

As far as Jack with this fund-raiser goes, I'm taking a wait-and-see approach. It wouldn't be surprising for Jack to mishandle money, but given the severity of the situation, I really hope we're all proven wrong and the only reason Jack is using his own personal cash app is because he refuses to do things properly.

 

[Chorton]

Even though the Scalfani clan are notoriously allergic to working, I don't believe even Jack would be able to concoct a scam like this just to e-beg and grift. Thots and prayers to Brianna, but there is no way in hell someone should just Venmo Jack some money, even his most idiotic sycophantic fan.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I was going to make a joke about Jack looking like a corpse in his latest thumbnail, but that might be in poor taste atm.

If this is legitimate I wish Brianna a speedy recovery. She's the last person in that family to deserve something like this, but that's how that usually goes doesn't it?

@Falcon Sebben I just saw your post, but I am very familiar with e beggar cows and I sadly can't help but wonder if this is a scam. It might be too big brained for Strokebrain, I dunno. But the Scalfanis are some greedy scummy motherfuckers and I wouldn't put it past them. This whole situation feels off to me. At the very least there should be a GFM or a link to Qali's CashApp. Does anyone with access to his Facebook see him mentioning the situation at all?

As much as I hate Jack I just can't see him doing something this vile. We've got a ton of knowledge on Jack, far more than most lolcows. In all that information I don't think there's any evidence of duplicity on his part. I'd sooner expect Jack to outright e-beg like Boogie than fake an illness for money. Hell if he was going to do that, wouldn't it make more sense to claim he's having health complications?

If Jack is actually lying about this, this is going to be akin to when Chris fucked his mom. It'll be a turning point where he goes from merely an amusing but harmless lighthearted cow, to a proper contemptable piece of shit.

But the part that gets me is how Jagoff refers to her. "Jack Jr's bride". Not Jack Jr's wife. Not my daughter-in-law. Not even my daughter. No. She's "Jack Jr's bride". Really shows his feelings towards her and their relationship.

I think that's Jack's narcissisms peaking through. He doesn't see people as people, he only sees them as how they relate to his life. You see it whenever Brianna has been on his channel, he treats her more like a prop for his show than a person.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I don't understand why he's trying to raise money when the prayers should be enough.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It might be too big brained for Strokebrain, I dunno.

Yeah I don't think he's the one behind it. But I could see him attempting this, getting a couple hundred bucks in the process from well wishers and either giving Jr & Jr a small part of it or keeping the cash. But part of me wonders if it's not just the latest get rich quick scheme from Jr & Jr? It just feels... weird. There's a part of this that doesn't make any sense.

But the Scalfanis are some greedy scummy motherfuckers and I wouldn't put it past them. This whole situation feels off to me. At the very least there should be a GFM or a link to Qali's CashApp. Does anyone with access to his Facebook see him mentioning the situation at all?

Exactly. A GFM or one of those big crowdfunding sites would be the way to go and Jagoff should be sending the link for that. The only reason I can come up with which would show they didn't was it's a scam. In which case there's other crowdfunding sites that basically let you keep the money I'd look into those if it was the case.

I also don't like that Jack referred to Brianna as just his son's bride. She hasn't been a bride for a good while.

It could just be some strokebrain logic but my folks were calling Mrs. Sebben their daughter before we got married. And she was calling them Mom & Dad so yeah. It feels really off.

I think that's Jack's narcissisms peaking through. He doesn't see people as people, he only sees them as how they relate to his life. You see it whenever Brianna has been on his channel, he treats her more like a prop for his show than a person.

Could be. Dunno. His mind is a patchwork of BBQ, smoker parts and fast food held together with bacon grease. The fact he's able to make a semi-coherent post is a wonder.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Even though the Scalfani clan are notoriously allergic to working, I don't believe even Jack would be able to concoct a scam like this just to e-beg and grift. Thots and prayers to Brianna, but there is no way in hell someone should just Venmo Jack some money, even his most idiotic sycophantic fan.

Just have to post a scan and then would rather donate to her directly than even her shit excuse for a husband. If it is giloblastoma multiforme...oof...I would consider donating to a Make-A-Wish type Fund for her.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Brianna's mother is organizing an actual fundraiser.

Brianna’s brain surgery, organized by Lorien Crowe

Hi there! My name is Lorien and Brianna is my firstborn. My sweet girl had some questionable med… Lorien Crowe needs your support for Brianna’s brain surgery

www.gofundme.com

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I also don't like that Jack referred to Brianna as just his son's bride. She hasn't been a bride for a good while.

It's not that weird, maybe it's a cultural thing but I have a couple friends that refer to their wives as their brides.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Brianna's mother is organizing an actual fundraiser.

Brianna’s brain surgery, organized by Lorien Crowe

Hi there! My name is Lorien and Brianna is my firstborn. My sweet girl had some questionable med… Lorien Crowe needs your support for Brianna’s brain surgery

www.gofundme.com

Pituitary tumor?

And here I was thinking it was severe. Yeah it's bad but in terms of potential tumors that one is pretty low key.