What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[LillWeeb]

Turning bars into non-smoking venues heralded the end of white people commiserating.

Can we make non-smoking bars and let the market sort it out? No.

Now in my area, go woke go broke has set in, and most bars have closed. The culture is no more. They planned this. They damn well knew that it would kill the industry. Why we don't have investors buying these bars and opening them as "private clubs" like Arkansas does, and allow smoking is beyond my comprehension. I came to age with the bar culture - playing PacMan and asking for quarters incessantly like Blooregard Q Kazoo at the bowling alley encapsulated my younger years. Oh and speaking of, making bowling alleys automatic scoring is solely due to niggers taking up the sport.

The culture is gone. (My rich SO just walked in and he says, "maybe I should buy a bowling alley?" YES. MAKE IT A PRIVATE CLUB LETS FUCKING GOOOO)

Sounds like my childhood in the 2000's before my state but the smoking ban came into effect around 2007 or so. And was the place working class whites would congregate.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Pretty much any OF thot that is halfway succesful is backed by a pimp or a cartel of sex work.

Pretty much all OF thots were prostitutes before they started OF, or were picked off by shady pimps and tricked into doing OF.

While yes, some women joined OF trying to make a quick buck during corona, pretty much any money making OF user is a prostitute and empowered by this sex cartel. I have reasons to believe the owner/management of OF (and some of the higherups at Twitch) are all in on this.

Women never stopped being treated as objects in the west, and the OF exploitation strongly encourages this practice and empowers people who do so.

 

[Glowing Goldfish]

The Internet is dead. All of you are feds.

 

[Koruu]

This is one of the best threads on the site IMO, and 106 pages isn't nearly enough. Thanks for all the interesting reads

 

[NoReturn]

Most recently: Harley Pasternak is a fed. Fed feddy fed fed celebrity handler fed.
Related KF thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/who-i...o-zombieland-again-heres-what-we-know.132276/

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Schizotypalism, which runs in families along the paternal line, is non-delusional schizophrenia. It's also co-morbid with OCD. Most religions were founded by schizotypals and religious professionals are disproportionately schizotypal.

I'm gonna watch it, but can you elaborate on the OCD thing a bit? It doesn't seem like he's presenting it as necessarily good or bad, but more that "There are people who think this way and their actions lead to X outcomes" maybe?

No clue. My buddy recoiled in horror once he learned and didn’t inquire further (annoying for fact-finding purposes, but ultimately understandable from a human decency perspective).

I can absolutely, 100%, see children being "created" just to be used as tools. Things like the "extra" babies left over from surrogacy and the children of sex tourists in SEA are an open secret.

The Internet is dead. All of you are feds.

Joke's on you, feds wouldn't take me.

 

[Protistology]

I'm gonna watch it, but can you elaborate on the OCD thing a bit? It doesn't seem like he's presenting it as necessarily good or bad, but more that "There are people who think this way and their actions lead to X outcomes" maybe?

Here's an example:

In Shinto, you must purify yourself of Kegare before approaching the Kami. (OCD obsession with being clean). This is how you do it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHmPzl56IzM

Why do you wash your left hand first, then your right? Why not the other way around? Because millennia ago, starting with the left felt right to a Schizotypal oracle who interpreted as the will of the Kami.

I can absolutely, 100%, see children being "created" just to be used as tools. Things like the "extra" babies left over from surrogacy and the children of sex tourists in SEA are an open secret.

If a child doesn't have a birth certificate or social security number, do they really exist? If they disappear or are killed, how would that be noticed or tracked.

 

[Becky McDonald]

My dad was one of the originators of this theory when it first happened, but:

Judith Keppel's £1 million question on the British version of WWTBAM was rigged to ensure she won in order to snatch viewers away from the BBC during a night one of its most-beloved, longest-running series aired its final episode. The American adaptation, despite being a year younger, had already seen a winner or two and interest was clearly beginning to wane, so that's also another angle to consider.

Look up Keppel's lineage. She was basically being asked a question about her own family tree.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Pretty much any OF thot that is halfway succesful is backed by a pimp or a cartel of sex work.

Pretty much all OF thots were prostitutes before they started OF, or were picked off by shady pimps and tricked into doing OF.

While yes, some women joined OF trying to make a quick buck during corona, pretty much any money making OF user is a prostitute and empowered by this sex cartel. I have reasons to believe the owner/management of OF (and some of the higherups at Twitch) are all in on this.

Women never stopped being treated as objects in the west, and the OF exploitation strongly encourages this practice and empowers people who do so.

I don't disagree but i think OF is the cartel/pimp, not shady 3rd parties. OF is ran much more like a scam or MLM than a website like patreon, you need to pay 10 cents to follow even free creators, its often marketed as a "get rich quick" venture, it encourages creators to foster addictive para-social relationships with followers, and alot of the top creators have systems where you pay for their content but then have to pay MORE to see the actual content. Onlyfans isn't some witting benefactor, it IS the Pimp, while im sure alot of the creators have people pushing them into doing it, onlyfans is the one with the control.

If i wanted to i could try and spin this into my theory of how the rise of homemade/amateur porn has been a push by porn sites to cut out studios and gain a large base of free to use content without having to pay actors and studios their cut but thats a story for another day.

 

[Mega Black]

The cure to cancer exists but is available only to the politically powerful and affluent. Treatment for the common man rakes in so much money that they have no incentive to open that treatment up to anyone who isn't part of the ruling class.

 

[Koruu]

The cure to cancer exists but is available only to the politically powerful and affluent. Treatment for the common man rakes in so much money that they have no incentive to open that treatment up to anyone who isn't part of the ruling class.

My only issue with this theory are examples like Steve Jobs. If anyone would have access to a treatment, certainly he would have.
Granted that was over a decade ago, a cure could have been developed since then. It's not even farfetched that a cure has been known for a century.

 

[Mega Black]

My only issue with this theory are examples like Steve Jobs. If anyone would have access to a treatment, certainly he would have.
Granted that was over a decade ago, a cure could have been developed since then. It's not even farfetched that a cure has been known for a century.

It is entirely possible that Jobs refused the cure, likely because it involves child sacrifice to Moloch. Or maybe he offended someone, the machinations of the Illuminati and its inner politics are far beyond us mortals, perhaps he responded poorly to the Taiwanese orphan buffet hosted at the Clinton estate, and thus was blacklisted from receiving the treatment.

It's hard to say. There are certainly a few outliers here and there that could put a hole in my theory, but even so, there are political elites far above Jobs or Zuckerberg, maybe it remains only for the 1 percent of the 1 percent.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

The cure to cancer exists but is available only to the politically powerful and affluent. Treatment for the common man rakes in so much money that they have no incentive to open that treatment up to anyone who isn't part of the ruling class.

Not the cure, cancer is a more complicated solution.

But yea they definitely have access to better healthcare.

 

[glass_houses]

It is entirely possible that Jobs refused the cure, likely because it involves child sacrifice to Moloch. Or maybe he offended someone, the machinations of the Illuminati and its inner politics are far beyond us mortals, perhaps he responded poorly to the Taiwanese orphan buffet hosted at the Clinton estate, and thus was blacklisted from receiving the treatment.

It's hard to say. There are certainly a few outliers here and there that could put a hole in my theory, but even so, there are political elites far above Jobs or Zuckerberg, maybe it remains only for the 1 percent of the 1 percent.

The problem is that 'cancer' is a single word that covers a metric fuckton of complex individual illnesses, all with equally complex causes and mechanisms behind them. Saying you're sick with 'cancer' is like saying you're sick with a 'virus'. It's entirely accurate but is missing a lot of information.

I don't believe that there's a cure for 'cancer' currently in the world. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that there are several different cures for individual types of cancer in production right now, however.

Would it surprise you that there is one type of cancer you can be vaccinated against?

Most cervical cancers are caused by the human papillomavirus, which is countered by the Gardasil vaccine. So that's pretty cool. (The injections hurt like a bitch, though.)

 

[Wasbenzine]

I believe in whatever conspiracy you can classify this as

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Would it surprise you that there is one type of cancer you can be vaccinated against?

Most cervical cancers are caused by the human papillomavirus, which is countered by the Gardasil vaccine. So that's pretty cool. (The injections hurt like a bitch, though.)

True, although there’s nuance there as well as it only protects against certain strains of HPV that cause cervical cancer (the commercials they spammed on TV back in the 2000s had the explanation of this fact go on longer than the actual ad). I think there were even lawsuits about this.

In any case, cancer, and viruses for that matter, are complicated, different for each person, and constantly evolve making “cures” really just treatment options that generally work but not 100% of the time.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

There may not be a specific pizza parlor in Washington DC where they perform satanic rituals on children, but many of our leaders are into freaky shit involving children.

I think the pizza parlor was a hub for it. Under DC there is a secret tunnel system that was made for security reasons so politicians can move around discreetly or evacuate in case of an emergency. They are confirmed to exist between the White House and Capital Building, but it's not a stretch to assume that the network of tunnels makes their way across DC to establishments frequented by DC elite (like hotels and restaurants, as well as routs out of town). If you are going to move trafficked children around, that would be the way to do it.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I've said this before, but I think everything is fake to unbelievable extremes. All the major events of the last years are fake, fake, fake ass.

I followed all the environmentalist shenanigans of 2019 and I started noticing that Greta Thunberg, the XR Movement, etc were actually calling for total closure of society. Their fearmongering had very specific solutions, which was odd since activists rarely propose solutions.

Greta & Company were basically asking to shut down any economic activity. To shut down any international travel. To shut down fucking everything.

XR was targeting public infrastructure and crucial stuff for economic activities.

In late 2019 Greta Thunberg took a step back in Spain and let some brown people take her spot, amongst them Tokata of Ezra Miller fame, because white supremacism and colonialism where somehow behind climate change. That was her big moment after a year, where she was expected to give another big show in Spain, in front of all world leaders, not just some puny UN Representatives, and hammer down the points, but she didn't. She mysteriously stepped back behind some literally whos and she quickly faded into obscurity.

Less than 6 months from that there is a pandemic that is going to kill us all, the only way out? Greta Thunberg's recipe against climate change! If it's not a coincidence...

And by the end of 2021 it was pretty clear to anybody that the vaccines were not working, and that the pandemic, the mandates, the masks were going to stay forever and suddenly Uncle Vlad invades the Ukraine and two years of apocalyptic pandemic are suddenly forgotten. All mandates are again dropped without justification.

The actual effects of the Ukrainian war? Well, you guessed it, an energy crisis that in practice has the same effect of the last two things.

I'm in fear of what they have in store for 2023.

 

[Fek]

All the major events of the last years are fake, fake, fake ass.

You're right, but I'm sorry to say that it doesn't stop there. Outright fabrications exist all throughout history as we are told about it. The more you dig, the more you will uncover.

I'm in fear

If there's one thing I've most certainly learned from my deep dives into several rabbit holes ranging from normie-tier to "most people's programming kicks in and they hate you if you dare mention it," it's that there is absolutely nothing to fear. If you allow fear to rule you, then you've already lost.

Take heart, fren. No matter what you believe, try to remember you have the power to change things. We all do.

 

[Chromeo]

If a child doesn't have a birth certificate or social security number, do they really exist? If they disappear or are killed, how would that be noticed or tracked.

I bet a lot of the missing kids who are never found have to also be involved in this. It's like drug dealers, there are a bunch of one-off randos in any given city that sell weed, but you trace their sources back and it's the cartels and shit, right? Same deal; there are local pedophiles everywhere who kidnap and rape children, but I bet the trickier missing child cases where the kid legitimately never shows up again have to be related to the official government sex trafficking ring.

Something else that I think about a lot, in this vein, is about why so many elites are pedophiles. I know there's an old belief that pedos just seek out jobs where they'll be trusted with kids (teachers, priests, camp leaders, clowns,) but when it comes to world elites I don't think that's the case. I think a lot of it is maybe the satan-worship, but also a sort of blackmail/hazing ritual. "If you want to be governor of Montana, you need to fuck this 7-year old boy in the butt. If you don't, we've already got pictures of you with him! If you try to tell anyone, we'll spread these pictures all over and ruin your life!"

 

[Ewan McGregor]

"If you want to be governor of Montana, you need to fuck this 7-year old boy in the butt. If you don't, we've already got pictures of you with him! If you try to tell anyone, we'll spread these pictures all over and ruin your life!"

Sounds like the stupidest blackmail either