Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Solid Hyrax]

Did someone save the stream? Lucas accidentally showed a chat window apparently featuring him, "Chelsea" Manning and someone named "Vaush" in Signal chat, but I did not capture it.

I have the full VOD, will share link to archive once it's done uploading.

 

[grapeshark77]

Every time Keffals streams or tweets he bleeds followers, it takes a lot to make someone physically go to Twitch and click the button to unfollow but I guess seeing a creepy guy who slept in his makeup rambling is enough to do it. Keep in mind it's only like 11am in his timezone:



Also Twitter is off to a great start:

 

[Trixie Clop 9999]

It’s like saying, “I’m a virgin so I’ll fuck a cow or a sheep”. You don’t fuck beasts, things that are unnatural, it will not help with your virginity.

To be fair, I'm not worried about the sheep shooting up a woman's health center or some shit

 

[powerpsi]

Wow. I haven't been around for a month or so and I come back to a Lucas that's begging on twitter for nice tweets about him to feed his narcissistic supply, it's running dangerously low. I have zero doubt he will have to get his dopamine fix from drugs now that he has close to no engagement and all he has left is 100k in grift money. His behavior on recent streams is really odd, he is high on something. Better make that money last Lucas!

On a side note - anyone want to help a nigga out and update me on why Lucas' fiance left him?

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Every time Keffals streams or tweets he bleeds followers,

That's why he needs to bring his dreamthot Denims over to Canada for a collab. I bet he's paying her for it too. His fake cleavage isn't doing the job, so he hopes a biological female showing off her cleavage will do the trick. Listen to Denims' stereotypical phonesex operator voice here during the outro, Keffals can't wait to get into this (oh wait, he can't get into her because he doesn't have the gear for that).

Denims claims to be pansexual but AFAIK she has never actually fucked a post-op trannie or been anywhere near a neovagina. She's about to have a rude awakening and I'm here for it.

I recall Keffals claiming somewhere that he owns a strap-on but, come on bitchez, we all know what those are for. Anytime an AGP troon owns a strap-on is because he wants to get fucked up the ass by a cis woman who wants to LARP at being transbians with him. It's not like Keffals is going to wear the strap-on and fuck Denims so he can fantasize about having his dick back and being able to fuck women like a straight man.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

A dilemma.
Would Lucas still be the lolcow he is today if he were a biological woman? Yes or no?

The page count would be 25% less considering the YNBAW replies.

 

[AnOminous]

1) The goal of Drop Kiwi Farms was never to permanently deplatform it. It's impossible to permanently get a site offline, Keffals is very frustrated people don't understand this.

"I didn't intend to get rid of Kiwi Farms even though it is literally RAPING AND MURDERING PEOPLE EVERY DAY! I TOTALLY just wanted it down for a few days and someone else even did that."

 

[Nykysnottrans]

What’s it like having less than 400 viewers on a stream after having massive mainstream media support, including CNN and fucking H3H3? Lucas was propped up and it still didn’t do fucking SHIT. LOL pathetic, but no one is surprised - he’s a hack.

MATI on the other hand had 8500 viewers yesterday and that's just on Odysee.

Did someone save the stream? Lucas accidentally showed a chat window apparently featuring him, "Chelsea" Manning and someone named "Vaush" in Signal chat, but I did not capture it.

If anyone caught this please post! BTW, this is him admitting that he made local copies of his disappearing group chat discussions on Signal. All those screengrabs are discoverable now that he's admitted to their existence. I hope Destiny's legal researchers are reading along here.

Did Jersh talk about Keffals on the latest MATI? If yes, can I please get a timestamp?

I don't have a direct link to the part where he brought up Keffals and Liz Fong-Jones, but it was at the beginning, so just listen to it here.

It's probably the #DropKiwifarms Signal chat that was discussed in Sinseer's thread too.

Yes, that's likely a reference to the Signal group chat that Ellen Murray mentioned here:


I'm surprised that Vaush was involved though because I know the League Trolls from Reddit (who are also involved) actually hate Vaush. I guess this is a case of "the enemy of my enemy is my friend."

I didn't catch the whole MATI stream, did Josh mention what he was teasing about earlier in the thread about the first page making Lucas shit himself?

No, that was not discussed.

 

[smug comporon]

Keffals is still fat and ugly. The only tranny that Lowtax wouldn't bang.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Taking it further, I'm personally not convinced even the SWATing was genuine. I think the SWATing call that started all this was a setup: I think Keffals' had an accomplice make that call to London PD, an accomplice who then made the voice-changer SWATing calls against Marjorie Taylor-Greene. As it happens, one of Fong-Jones' flunkies is (or claims to be) a sound engineer. It goes on. Nothing about Lucas Roberts according to Lucas Roberts is true or real.

Look, we can endlessly speculate about who was behind that impersonation e-mail, or the Uber hack, the cold hard fact is that we don't know. The London, Ontario Police need to do their work with their digital forensics team and find out who did it, but Keffals hates the ACAB and doesn't want to assist them with their investigation. I too think it's rather weird how Keffals went out of his way to alienate the LOP (threatening to sue them) and how he's so comfortable with the perpetrator continuing to walk the streets freely - which definitely makes Keffals himself rather sus in my eyes - but speculation about this is not going to get us anywhere. I wish all these supposed journalists would contact the LOP and put pressure on them to investigate these incidents, but they would rather print Keffals' unfounded bullshit about the perpetrator supposedly being one of us (literally zero evidence of this being the case) and how that supposedly makes all of us here culpable (bullshit, I am not responsible for someone else's behaviour, "I am not my brother's keeper" etc.).

2) Apparently Denims will visit Keffals in Canada at some point for some reason. It will be hilarious to see her on stream together with this goblin.

Fun fact about Denims: during her Livestream interview with Eristocracy (another cis woman Political Twitch streamer) she admitted that her conservative Muslim family does not know that she's a Twitch thot or that she has an OnlyFans. "Those who live in glass houses", etc.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Most U.S. citizens are heavily armed precisely in case a lunatic like that shows up on the doorstep.
I pity the poor bongs that have to deal with that shit barehanded.

Thb I can't see Vordy as a physical threat to anyone other than an Elementary School kid, he's a fat, sweaty, greasy looking faggot that looks like he gets out of breath getting off the sofa. I'm pretty sure most average sized and reasonably fit guys could backhand him into tears without much of an effort. Vordy writes annoying harassing emails and his only danger is trying to get you SWATed, a guy like that isn't a physical threat himself.

 

[Baraadmirer]

So that's my prediction: fake SWATing or fake assault. I give it two weeks on the outside.

I just want to know how this is going to be blamed on Kiwi Farms despite us being "taken down".

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I just want to know how this is going to be blamed on Kiwi Farms despite us being "taken down".

That's really what will be the nail in the coffin for Keffals. The website is down....but it's not if we somehow did this next generic attack. Who do you blame then?

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

My favorite is when someone is talking about Keffals and keeps using "he" "she" "they "her" "his" "theirs" interchangeably in the same post with no rhyme or reason, therefore making everyone confused and angry lol.

Congrats, now you feel as confused as they are.

And the people who just quit acting like complete retards? Dead threads.

Or just dead.

You don't have to notepad anything, we know they want us dead.

Here is one Keffals' supporters saying that Joshua Moon should be killed, with Keffals saying he wants Joshua Moon to live in fear:

View attachment 3754964View attachment 3755010

Here are two more supporters tweeting out fake news tweets claiming that Joshua Moon has committed suicide at 28 (Twatter refused to remove both these tweets as obvious fake news):

https://twitter.com/Kilgoar/status/1572626495813697536

https://twitter.com/chroniclesu/status/1572627771561500673

Here is another one of Keffals' supporters gloating over the idea of KFers committing suicide as a result of being exposed as KFers:

View attachment 3754977

BTW, once I started posting these tweets of them wishing death upon us and promising to target us IRL, Keffals & co tried to backpaddle with their usual DARVO good cop/bad cop routine:

View attachment 3755009

Again, we know they want us dead.
They've made that abundantly clear over and over throughout this campaign.

Absolute projection on every level.

>They want us to commit suicide, yet they yeet themselves from this mortal coil at alarming rates.
>(Outside of tech jobs) they are largely unemployed/unemployable, yet they want us fired or are already without an occupation.
>They resent the very thing they so desperately want to emulate, but then thirsts for their love, lust, validation, and acceptance.
>They're salty that they're completely undesirable to men, but flex as though their troonshake brings all the boys to the yard.

We have gone full-circle on Lucas’s fashion/beauty journey. Let’s lay out the timeline.​

---

Pre-TwitchCon​

Lucas has always had horrific posture and physical proportions. Every since his media exposure began, being in situations he cannot control visually, Puke-as has been exposed has a tubby hunchback with bitch tits.

View attachment 3754965 View attachment 3754967

---

TwitchCon​

Due to his campaign built on lies, slander and open enabling of criminal activity, Lucas scammed 100K from mongoloids. Being in grave fear for his life, he toured Europe and streamed IRL - then decided to go to TwitchCon.

Here is where Lucas was truly exposed for his hideous physical proportions, despite his efforts to hide them in his videos. There is no doubt he is a balding, greasy, frizzy-haired, obese hunchback at this point.

View attachment 3754978View attachment 3754972

He also went to a shooting range and streamed - his massive hunchback forever exposed. He’s also really fat and his moobs visibly sag.

View attachment 3754994View attachment 3754998

Before Lucas left to Twitch-Con, he apparently broke up with his fetching fiancé, seen below.

View attachment 3755002

---

Post-TwitchCon
​

Lucas came back from TwitchCon clearly depressed and deflated, after being exposed and hated on by every group on the Internet, and shown to be a chubby, greasy ogre IRL. Luke came back to a one-bedroom apartment and tweeted strangely, still having to avoid mentioning Kiwi Farms.

However it was clear Lucas was still reading his thread, and was feeling lonely and self-conscious about his looks. After being made fun of for wearing all-black, frumpy clothes and looking like a fat Goth guy, Lucas set up an elaborate selfie, e-thot style, to try and get precious dopamine.

View attachment 3755011

Note the bright yellow and revealing clothes - all an attempt to fight his image as a frumpy goth.

This doctored selfie was of course, debunked by those who matter - Lucas is a proven fat hunchback with saggy moobs.

View attachment 3755021 View attachment 3755024

Lucas then live-streamed to rapidly declining viewers, appearing to be on some kind of drugs. However, more importantly, his bald spot was massively exposed. This inspired enthusiastic analysis and artistic tributes on this thread.

View attachment 3755037View attachment 3755040

Noting the roasts, Keffals then streamed again to no one - but this time, attempting to show his disgusting cleavage, whoring himself to gain dopamine. He also notable changedly his makeup and hair part to hide the bald spot. These changes exactly matched the suggestions from female Kiwi Farmers, making Lucas essentially learn how to be a woman from his detractors.

---

Today


View attachment 3755048

Today, Lucas has given up on his attempts to be an e-thot and fool his audience into thinking he is attractive. He has returned to his life-long style of dress - frumpy, baggy black clothes that he has not washed in a week. His hair is extremely greasy and straight, likely an attempt to hide the extreme frizz. He looks like a fat, swollen goth School Shooter once again.

What will Lucas attempt next? Will he show his disgusting body once again, or accept his status as a balding, fat ogre? Tune in to his boring, unwatchable streams to find out.​

Bravo. This goes to show a lot of interesting things if we're paying attention (and you all seem to be front-of-the-class students) about the powerful and more impactful non-verbal communication Lucas has given us in these past weeks. He doesn't ever have to verbally admit he reads his thread, and us knowing that he does has no sense of ambiguity whatsoever. I know the "X, if you're reading this..." trope is old hat, but I get why it's batted around for some cows, because it implies the off-chance they happen upon your words. However, it doesn't even need to be prefaced in Luke's case.

Luke, I know you are reading this. Congrats on being my marionette; I, along with the many other puppeteers here who have caused you to (slightly) improve your external appearance thank you. One can only hope you're doing some internal work, which arguably needs more help, but I - like most of us - are hedging our bets the milk keeps flowing.

 

[A Sunset]

"I didn't intend to get rid of Kiwi Farms even though it is literally RAPING AND MURDERING PEOPLE EVERY DAY! I TOTALLY just wanted it down for a few days and someone else even did that."

It sounds like Keffals is OK with a website full of literal Nazis and transphobes, that literally doxes, swats, and is responsible for mass trans genocide. Kiwi Farms users are around every corner, hoping to torture and harass trans folx until they commit suicide.

Keffals is OK with this - she thinks it’s enough that Kiwi Farms is “just offline”. She think it’s OK for trans bodies to be harmed and damaged by the hateful rhetoric of Joshua Moon, the leader of a cult of Nazi Bigots.

I am literally fucking shakin rn.

​

 

[Brutality]

Lmao I love that female Kiwis are giving Lucas advice on his looks and he's trying to implement them the very next stream, and Lucas now has the female attention he so desperately desires. It's a win win for everyone wouldn't you agree?

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

View attachment 3756544
With Halloween just round the corner I figured you could use some costume ideas so I made you into a Kappa. You're welcome, fren!

As the song says: "Bring your children to Kappa"

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Case point why troons in positions of power is a disaster. And why this thread existing is such a threat to them - simply documenting all the shit they’ve done and said, verbatim, and allowing people to say whatever they want about it outside of fedposting and planning harassment, is enough to fuck up their plans and psyche.

Right? It's literally the equivalent of:

You: [nudge me and motion over to someone acting like a retard]
Me: [chuckle] What a retard...
You: I know, right?
Someone Else: Yeah! We should go mess with them.
Both of Us: [looks over] Don't be a retard.

 

[A Sunset]

Imagine scamming 100 thousand dollars off of retards on the idea that Kiwi Farms is a hate site that kills trans people and must be utterly destroyed. You desperately want the thread on you taken down to hide your fart porn and skeevy past from the Internet, especially as people use it more and more to research and destroy you.

Weeks after you declare utter victory, you go to TwitchCon, sperg out at a group of attractive women while every political sphere shits on you online. Twitter is your only refuge and it’s become a toxic wasteland, utterly hostile.

Then imagine you go home to your apartment, alone because your “PHD Fiancée” you bragged about left your ass, and all you can do is stream Minecraft to a dwindling audience (rage quitting due to dang dirty trolls of course.

Then imagine on top of all this….

You secretly and diligently use fashion and makeup advice every day from your most dedicated detractors on Kiwi Farms, while pretending they don’t exist.

That’s where we at, bitch. BUCK BROKEN.

​

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Archive of VOD