Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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I've said this before but she waffles constantly over whether or not her writing should be taken seriously. It makes this chain of asks incredibly frustrating for people like me and Emmens who try and figure out what she's trying to do with her writing.

What she's trying to do is get blind praise for minimal effort. She wants to be taken seriously by her fans, but when detractors try to take her seriously then lol it's a joke guys I'm just doing this for fun.

And honestly that would be fine, but as you said--

That whole chain of responses she has this air of coyness that gets under my skin. These asks are telling her that what she's written is shallow, bad, wish fulfillment, and her response is "so what, I had fun writing it".
Then she turns around and makes a video where she holds up an awful character like Aliana as a moral paragon compared to other media.

If Lily were legitimately just having fun I can respect that. You keep to your little corner of the Internet and you post for your fans and you don't take criticism too seriously because that's not the point. There are certainly people out there who set up in a little corner of the internet for themselves and their friends and they aren't bothering anybody.

It's that she also turns around and insists that her morals are always perfect (in this hermetically sealed environment that she's in charge of), that Lily herself is a great writer, that she's better than the original material, that the people who disagree with her only do so because they're Nazi bigots...

Either your work is meant to be a dissection of the fatalism in the Star Wars universe and explore the meaning of legacy and power or uwu soft lesbian romance where the super-hot OC and Rey go beat up all the ugly bad guys and then make out.
 
What she's trying to do is get blind praise for minimal effort. She wants to be taken seriously by her fans, but when detractors try to take her seriously then lol it's a joke guys I'm just doing this for fun.
The only "criticism" she takes seriously is when a black person cries that Aliana isn't "perfect". Representation is more important than story progression, character development, world building (obviously), themes and leitmotif-
Wait a minute.
Quick! Somebody go to Lily's Tumblr and tell her that romantically pairing her OC with a white character is racist and "not real representation" (because yes, some people actually believe this; they think that black/white interracial pairings aren't really progressive, or worse)! I'm serious, seeing what happens next would be hilarious.
 
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Stimulants are used to treat ADHD. Not narcotics. That is basic knowledge by now.

Having unchanging hyperfixations (or "special interests") are a trait of autism, not ADHD. ADHD has hyperfocus, which is similar but not the same thing. People with ADHD tend to have trouble keeping interest in things due to dopamine deficiency wiring us for novelty. Even if we genuinely like something, we tend to get bored of it relatively quickly, which leads us to hop around various random interests. Lily's core interests haven't budged in over a decade.

She's talking straight out of her ass and is now likely going to convince people in her audience that they may have ADHD based on symptoms that don't align with any form of it at all.
 
I expected more from this video. Like i know she's Lily Orchard but I hoped that she'd say something new about Harry Potter...
I also don't get her hate for classic literature. I mean, I found the Great Gatsby (bc that's the only classic I've read so far as a non-native english speaker lol) a very good book and it resonated me, even though I am kind of the opposite of every main character in that book

Because he and Bob share one thing in common. They absolutely despise when someone challenges their intelligence. Or put into question what they know. They don't want everything they have built to fall apart because someone decides to go outside the norm. The world should be black and white in their eyes, never addressing how gray it all really is. Their egos wouldn't allow them to welcome a new thought in their thick skulls. And classic literature is basically that, changing the norm, and opening new questions to leave the reader with.
 
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What a time to rise from the grave just in time for a new paradigm shift. This is the new story. It has already been laughed at.

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Lily has been fighting on the internet non stop. A pattern has been noticed that this seems to happen when Mikay is staying over. This performance Lily is putting on is speculated by the gossip blogs to make it seem to Mikay that this sort of harassment is her wife's day to day and to show how much she needs her to stay with her.

The gossip blog have been infighting about Patch and just so everyone understands why here's their deleted thread

While I've got my archiving hat on we have an update on a part of Lily's family that has been a bit of a mystery.
This is all we could find of Courtney, Lily's younger sister.
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After Lily saying they don't know where she is. Courtney is 100% back in Halifax. She has most likely gone no contact with her family given she posts about abusive parents as well as BPD.
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Excuse the double post, Some housekeeping.

Local copy of Let's Make Fun of JK Rowling for 14 Minutes | Glass of Water with Lily Orchard

In the present. Lily is spending the holiday with her wife defending herself against the cp account.
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For those who need a refresher of the accusation. The account has been deleted.
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Lily did in fact flat out call Rebecca Sugar a Nazi.
 
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I don't know what Lily thinks she's accomplishing with this laundry list of strawmen and excuse making. Notice she never gives a reason any of these things happened, any logical motivation, people just don't like her. Even if I believed her I would consider these explanations very self-centered and vague.

I think she should stop trying to address these things at all, it's just digging the hole deeper. I think she just needs to focus on her creative pursuits, and find some way to get a back up plan in motion in case everything becomes too big to handle. She's only making things worse for herself.
 
I think she should stop trying to address these things at all, it's just digging the hole deeper. I think she just needs to focus on her creative pursuits, and find some way to get a back up plan in motion in case everything becomes too big to handle. She's only making things worse for herself.
That’s unlikely to happen for 2 reasons,

1. Jerry’s too lazy and angry.

2. Jerry’s too spiteful and egotistical to back down.

They don't want everything they have built to fall apart because someone decides to go outside the norm.
I disagree, because everything they have isn’t much. I mean, they’ve got reputations and followings but their followers are mainly losers on twitter, tumblr and YouTube. On top of that, they have no jobs or anything of value in the real world.
 
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I don't know what Lily thinks she's accomplishing with this laundry list of strawmen and excuse making. Notice she never gives a reason any of these things happened, any logical motivation, people just don't like her. Even if I believed her I would consider these explanations very self-centered and vague.

I think she should stop trying to address these things at all, it's just digging the hole deeper. I think she just needs to focus on her creative pursuits, and find some way to get a back up plan in motion in case everything becomes too big to handle. She's only making things worse for herself.
That's the happy ending for Lily at this point, but she just can't let things go. Accusations are mounting, more and more people are becoming aware of what a creep she is and she's not handling it well. What is this, like, the second big freak-out over this shit since the farms "Went Down?" That's only within the span of a month or so. This shit is starting to eat away at her, and I can't help but feel like she's gonna fuck up hardcore one day because of it. Post entirely too much information on accident and out herself. Casually drop the fact she did write Stockholm and that the cover story of it being edited by trolls was a fake, some little slip that unravels everything and even her closest friends won't be convinced it's all part of some transphobic hate mob's scheming.

She really should just quit while she's behind, before it gets worse.
 
I love it.

Her own writing tips advised people to ignore bad criticism and let controversy just blow over, but she can't let it die. If she really were innocent and unbothered by the allegations she would ignore it and go on with her life, or -- if she really needed to address something -- just explain where the misunderstanding set in.

But you don't, like... post a list of all the accusations. You're literally inviting people who are curious about where they came from to poke around. Maybe the initial intent of a fan is to sneer at the haters, but it pretty much directs people on exactly what to look for and any fan that's even remotely open-minded (granted, not a given; the Lily Orchard Gossip Blog has a huge pinned comment with all the receipts but still gets dipshits claiming they're an jilted ex making up stories) is going to start going down rabbit holes and questioning the narrative they're being fed.


4:08-5:44 Lily says that the success of Harry Potter has largely come from children latching onto the characters going on episodic magical adventures together, and acknowledges that they are the best part of the series, explains why by going over her favorite scenes in the series.

This is a little old at the moment but I do want to address this somewhat broadly.

With Lily's other fandoms -- World of Warcraft, Star Wars, Owl House -- I really didn't have any point of context when she makes wild claims about what The Fandom is thinking because I'm not involved in any of them. I can gauge certain temperatures through cultural osmosis, but I'm not really trawling forums and fanfiction websites to see what the tenor of the conversation is overall. I'm sure she's oftentimes lying or being highly selective in what she talks about, but I didn't have any personal experience.

But I was around during the heyday of Harry Potter, and at last I can say provably that Lily is talking out her ass about the fandom.

Like yeah, people do like the escapist fantasy and making their own wizards and thinking about what it would be like to go to Hogwarts and dismantling the paper-thin logic of the Wizarding World in a real-world context and how catastrophically the whole thing folds in on itself with any amount of consideration. Sure. But back in the day people were HUGE into theorizing where the story was going. There were websites dedicated to analytical essays about the prophetic abilities of the Weasley family or the alchemical symbolism behind the deaths of Sirius BLACK and ALBUS Dumbledore hinting that RUBEUS Hagrid was going to die in the final book (the three processes of alchemy being the black, white, and red stages).

People got into fights about whether Harry was going to die as often as they got into fights about who he would end up with. People psychoanalyzed every character from every angle in the hype build between books. People didn't read Harry Potter for wizard school shenanigans, they were absolutely invested in the characters and the story and thinking that turning it into a cozy sitcom with zero stakes would be more successful is insane.

Lily absolutely just makes up what other people think in order to validate her own opinions, and that's almost sad. Why can't she just enjoy things without having to think it's the popular opinion and then convince other people that it's actually the popular opinion? Either way it's using a critic's platform to play at being an authority on the subject she's completely made up just to convince herself she's popular.
 
Speaking of allegations, at least one of her former friends finally decided that it was too much and they didn't want to deal with her anymore.


Does this person rings any bells for anyone? I never heard of them before but apparently they were somewhat close to Liliana.
 
Stimulants are used to treat ADHD. Not narcotics. That is basic knowledge by now.

Having unchanging hyperfixations (or "special interests") are a trait of autism, not ADHD. ADHD has hyperfocus, which is similar but not the same thing. People with ADHD tend to have trouble keeping interest in things due to dopamine deficiency wiring us for novelty. Even if we genuinely like something, we tend to get bored of it relatively quickly, which leads us to hop around various random interests. Lily's core interests haven't budged in over a decade.

She's talking straight out of her ass and is now likely going to convince people in her audience that they may have ADHD based on symptoms that don't align with any form of it at all.
To be fair to Lily, there is a thing in ADHD called hyperfocus which could be misremembered or misread as hyperfixation. It means something like you tune out everything around you, while you focus on one task intensely. It can be easy to interchange the two as their base meanings are very similar. You just have to pay attention to which is which (bad pun, I know).

There's also some line blurring, as I've definitely seen hyperfixation listed as an ADHD trait. But this might be because there's an overlap in ADHD and Autism, and for the above-stated reason.

I hate to butt in to defend her, but there's enough information about ADHD on the internet that conflicts and overlaps that I don't think it's her fault this time.
 
Y'know as someone with ADHD, I find Lily's claim of having it to be hurtful in a way, as I know that someone like Lily could use the excuse of "PlEaSE bE pAtIeNt, I hAvE aUsTiSm." I know the Tumblr post about ADHD isn't from Lily but the mere idea of her having Austism makes me feel pain. Although, that would explain why she is 'special'.
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People didn't read Harry Potter for wizard school shenanigans, they were absolutely invested in the characters and the story and thinking that turning it into a cozy sitcom with zero stakes would be more successful is insane.
I’ve asked it before and I’ll ask it again, why is orchard so obsessed with fucking sitcoms?

Sitcoms are so mundane, not to mention, a lot of sitcoms have the angsty drama, he claims to hate.

Why can't she just enjoy things without having to think it's the popular opinion and then convince other people that it's actually the popular opinion? Either way it's using a critic's platform to play at being an authority on the subject she's completely made up just to convince herself she's popular.
That’s another thing I don’t get, why is orchard obsessed with having his favorite things be popular?

You think, he be more concerned with his living situation with mikaila.
 
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