Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Alberto Balsalm]

Illustrating further what I'd meant.

 

[Tempest]

Don't knock it, haven't you ever heard of shemale adult baby Riley Koh?

Unfortunately yes, I figured it was like that,
however my fears from what he was talking about was a mad attempt to somehow metamorphosize himself into a baby

 

[Autphag]

Where I lie based on an actual sitting of WAIS one time. Placed on campus normalfags as I was one for a limited period.
Also, the rest of you. Alberto Balsalm has the one recorded case of negative IQ as a result of terminal smoothbrain ever measured, so I couldn't include him.

 

[Vorhtbame]

You put me on the wrong end of that hump, hon. But hey, whatever. You gonna give me your Magic IQ Number and show me how much "smarter" you are than I?

EDIT: I'm going to guess you came in at about 125, and your test scorer was being generous.

 

[Autphag]

You put me on the wrong end of that hump, hon. But hey, whatever. You gonna give me your Magic IQ Number and show me how much "smarter" you are than I?

I honestly don't care if it's been measured higher than mine. That's fine, females are given a characterological advantage due to the estrogen that's actually like an amphetamine for concentration purposes speaking in all neurological intents and purposes. You still don't apply what wit you have to anything more efficacious than looking like a harder lolcow than the one you're trying to troll. Also, I'd love to see your wholescale score profile broken down because I bet you score that low where it actually counts.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Where I lie based on an actual sitting of WAIS one time. Placed on campus normalfags as I was one for a limited period.
Also, the rest of you. Alberto Balsalm has the one recorded case of negative IQ as a result of terminal smoothbrain ever measured, so I couldn't include him.

Come on dude, if you're really that intelligent then you should at least be able to make shitposts that aren't just slight variations of mine.

 

[Autphag]

Come on dude, if you're really that intelligent then you should at least be able to make shitposts that aren't just slight variations of mine.

I didn't even notice yours had been posted! Don't be so vain. That's a true sign of retardation-related egotism.

 

[Tempest]

what are your thoughts on Donald Trump?

 

[Asandy31]

Where I lie based on an actual sitting of WAIS one time. Placed on campus normalfags as I was one for a limited period.
Also, the rest of you. Alberto Balsalm has the one recorded case of negative IQ as a result of terminal smoothbrain ever measured, so I couldn't include him.

I've met men who have a boner for me, but this is insane

 

[Autphag]

EDIT: I'm going to guess you came in at about 125, and your test scorer was being generous.

That mean is 115 and I'm actually not even a >120, one point lower though and you're on the money. My score's biased to performance, quite a bit actually (my verbal was honestly nothing to write home about), so superfluous overlearning didn't inflate it. This is not drawn to scale so forget a consistent x axis.

 

[Overchek]

Where I lie based on an actual sitting of WAIS one time. Placed on campus normalfags as I was one for a limited period.
Also, the rest of you. Alberto Balsalm has the one recorded case of negative IQ as a result of terminal smoothbrain ever measured, so I couldn't include him.

Whew, you like charts, eh? Charts are pretty great.

 

[LordCustos3]

Chris Gillon just wants to hate the autism people too guys. BLACKS ARE SCUM!!!.!!!!.

Also I'm going to edit Autphag's posts is that okay?

Please don't.
2 reasons....
1) The last thing a paranoid needs is someone tampering with his writing in a way that rustles his jimmies and justifies his paranoia.
2) Just like with OPL, he's funnier when let to make his own unintentional comedy. Weeenery just spoils things.

But my goodness is this thread a trainwreck with trannies trying to legitimize themselves by saying AUTISTS CAN'T BE TRANNIES and behaving like trollshielding a-logs.

Walter, I know that you need us all to be mindlessly evil clones of the boogeyman for your "My Butt-Buddy and I are Sooooooo Oppressed" strawman argument to work; but there are only, like, what....four trannies on this site, a small sprinkling of autists, and most genuine a-logs end up banned or consigned to the Spergatory section of the forums.

My secondary career was mediocre to exceptional depending on subject, I'm a tertiary drop-out though.

Soooooo, when someone asks you what your accoplishments are, you have nothing to offer but a list of what you've failed at?
I don't think you understand the question. Please, tell us something you've done -- real things that happened here in the prime material plane -- that have had a positive impact on Human Civilization as a whole.

That mean is 115 and I'm actually not even a >120, one point lower though and you're on the money. My score's biased to performance, quite a bit actually (my verbal was honestly nothing to write home about)

Emphasis mine. Goood Lord, so that explains the overcompensation via the vast sea of pompous windbag logorrhea.




Here's a thought for AutPhag: His revolution requires capitol. He needs to generate income. I propose he opens a shop where he provides a pair of services he is already doing for free.
1) Autphag offers to fill a clients head with pretentiously worded mental glurge-landfills of pseudoscience and neo-nazi propaganda, and in return...
2) The client fill Autphag's head with their cock.
He can call it SNOWJOBS AND BLOWJOBS!

 

[Krieger]

Aww, he didn't respond to my ever-so-eloquent response. What does a fembot have to do in order to poke the autistic college drop-out into chimping out for amusement?

Illustrating further what I'd meant.

Does this come in intelligent? I'll even take 'coherent' if you could illustrate it in anything other Crayola Magic and overcompensation.

 

[Vorhtbame]

That mean is 115 and I'm actually not even a >120, one point lower though and you're on the money. My score's biased to performance, quite a bit actually (my verbal was honestly nothing to write home about), so superfluous overlearning didn't inflate it. This is not drawn to scale so forget a consistent x axis.

So 119. Hee, no wonder you worship Robert Lindsay's 146 as a "megagenius".

I honestly don't care if it's been measured higher than mine. That's fine, females are given a characterological advantage due to the estrogen that's actually like an amphetamine for concentration purposes speaking in all neurological intents and purposes. You still don't apply what wit you have to anything more efficacious than looking like a harder lolcow than the one you're trying to troll. Also, I'd love to see your wholescale score profile broken down because I bet you score that low where it actually counts.

Honey, you don't even know what I do offline. For instance, since we started dancing, I've written the remaining two-thirds of a novel that's off to the publishers two days from now. You're what I play with while I'm doing three other things and need just a smidge more input.

Also, "characterological" isn't a word.

 

[Autphag]

So 119. Hee, no wonder you worship Robert Lindsay's 146 as a "megagenius".



Honey, you don't even know what I do offline. For instance, since we started dancing, I've written the remaining two-thirds of a novel that's off to the publishers two days from now. You're what I play with while I'm doing three other things and need just a smidge more input.

Also, "characterological" isn't a word.

This is quite difficult to believe given that oh I don't know, perhaps none of the contributions you've made to this or any thread are at a remotely literary standard? Yeah, keep making up fantasy biographic narratives, just don't say you had made a work of masterpiece out of it.

 

[Overchek]

This is quite difficult to believe given that oh I don't know, perhaps none of the contributions you've made to this or any thread are at a remotely literary standard? Yeah, keep making up fantasy biographic narratives, just don't say you had made a work of masterpiece out of it.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Aww, he didn't respond to my ever-so-eloquent response. What does a fembot have to do in order to poke the autistic college drop-out into chimping out for amusement?

You gotta go right for the throat, mate. Be a reasonably well-adjusted woman and remind him about the stuff he hates (e.g. that he's a creepy non-passing fetishist dude-in-denial) and he'll go ballistic.

 

[Krieger]

So 119. Hee, no wonder you worship Robert Lindsay's 146 as a "megagenius".



Honey, you don't even know what I do offline. For instance, since we started dancing, I've written the remaining two-thirds of a novel that's off to the publishers two days from now. You're what I play with while I'm doing three other things and need just a smidge more input.

Also, "characterological" isn't a word.

One of Autphag's most cherished tendencies is his CWC-like predilection towards neologisms. Except whereas Chris's faults with English are him being unaware of it, Autphag wants us to applaud his efforts in twisting English's mighty bosom into a pretzel.

Anyone can play that game. Hell, I'll do it right now and come up with a new term: "cum-fungus." It is a extremely delightful noun with myriad uses.

 

[Autphag]

(e.g. that he's a creepy[citation needed] non-passing[citation needed] fetishist[citation needed] dude-in-denial[citation needed])

FTFY.

 

[Vorhtbame]

This is quite difficult to believe given that oh I don't know, perhaps none of the contributions you've made to this or any thread are at a remotely literary standard? Yeah, keep making up fantasy biographic narratives, just don't say you had made a work of masterpiece out of it.

>"remotely literary standard"
>makes up words
>rambles incoherently for hours

Does it bother you that we're the same age, but I've accomplished everything you dream of while you're still buying expired junk foods with an allowance and pretending to be something you're not?

You can't even name one thing you've accomplished that isn't Aspergia, can you?

EDIT: Oh, foot, I forgot this guy's younger than I am. I confused him with Chris-chan. Gee whiz, I can't imagine why I would confuse them; Chris-chan's actually done something.