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- Aug 29, 2018
It doesn't really matter whether or not she thinks troons are women. Just like it doesn't matter if she thinks Hijabs are not religious wear. And just like it doesn't matter what Muslims say about Islam, she's free to follow her own "spiritual journey".
Oh the irony of the world's most defiant deathfat waddling into the beating heart of authoritarian Islam! Could we not ask for a better scenario? Let's see how you get by burping and sharting and farting your way through the middle east with your fake eyelashes, loud mouth, and runaway gluttony. You will become notorious in no time; word spreads fast.
I'm not saying we are going to be treated to a stoning or beheading or at least imprisonment episode; the odds are slim. But we are closer to one than we ever have been before. We never would have guessed it when she moved into the villa. She is the most incompetent clod who ever walked the earth; if there are new ways to offend Muslims, she is just the person to find them.
And I gotta admit, Salah would have to be a scammer or nonexistent for any of this to make sense from his perspective. We know why Chantal will do it; she is so starved for love and so determined to marry a prince to shove it in the faces of her haydurs that she will literally do anything. Until she gets tired of it and starts sassing back, which is inevitable. But why would Salah risk everything on a fat glutton he has never met? No reason at all. So, he faces no risk, ergo there can be no marriage. The only scenario I can imagine a marriage happening would be a paid marriage-for-citizenship deal, which seems unlikely because she is a bigmouth with a YouTube channel and paid marriages demand discretion. But it would explain her lack of concern for money.
I'm leaning toward the scammer running an investment racket angle. She never uttered the word "investment" in her life until she 'met' him. But if that is the case, why would he need to get involved with her in person? And if he had to meet in person, why would he agree to months? Wouldn't a scammer fly her in, give her a quick tour, and then get her to leave asap?
I still have not discounted the possibility that this is all an elaborate skit, performed with the help of addle-brained beezers. Nor can I ignore the possibility that he is a trolling catfish. If those are the cases, there will be no Kuwait beeze.
But she is gonna look like the biggest assclown on the planet if Kuwait gets called off. Not that that ever bothers her much. But it is reason enough to hope it is coming.
Oh the irony of the world's most defiant deathfat waddling into the beating heart of authoritarian Islam! Could we not ask for a better scenario? Let's see how you get by burping and sharting and farting your way through the middle east with your fake eyelashes, loud mouth, and runaway gluttony. You will become notorious in no time; word spreads fast.
I'm not saying we are going to be treated to a stoning or beheading or at least imprisonment episode; the odds are slim. But we are closer to one than we ever have been before. We never would have guessed it when she moved into the villa. She is the most incompetent clod who ever walked the earth; if there are new ways to offend Muslims, she is just the person to find them.
And I gotta admit, Salah would have to be a scammer or nonexistent for any of this to make sense from his perspective. We know why Chantal will do it; she is so starved for love and so determined to marry a prince to shove it in the faces of her haydurs that she will literally do anything. Until she gets tired of it and starts sassing back, which is inevitable. But why would Salah risk everything on a fat glutton he has never met? No reason at all. So, he faces no risk, ergo there can be no marriage. The only scenario I can imagine a marriage happening would be a paid marriage-for-citizenship deal, which seems unlikely because she is a bigmouth with a YouTube channel and paid marriages demand discretion. But it would explain her lack of concern for money.
I'm leaning toward the scammer running an investment racket angle. She never uttered the word "investment" in her life until she 'met' him. But if that is the case, why would he need to get involved with her in person? And if he had to meet in person, why would he agree to months? Wouldn't a scammer fly her in, give her a quick tour, and then get her to leave asap?
I still have not discounted the possibility that this is all an elaborate skit, performed with the help of addle-brained beezers. Nor can I ignore the possibility that he is a trolling catfish. If those are the cases, there will be no Kuwait beeze.
But she is gonna look like the biggest assclown on the planet if Kuwait gets called off. Not that that ever bothers her much. But it is reason enough to hope it is coming.
...'cuz the rest of the "commentary community" out there is...inutterably stoopid.
