”Every time The Kiwi Farms gets caught trying to condemn children to a life of drugs, gangs, drinking, rape, incest, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and a number of other horrors, it promises it'll never do so again.”
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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.
Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".
Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.
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What if Chris was a fighter in the next Mortal Kombat X DLC?
He'd the most gamebreaking character eva, who could withstand his autism-attack?
I have amazing taste
True & Honest Fan
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What if Chris got thrown inside a tv?
You'll only get it if you've played Persona 4
I am the King of Wishful Thinking!!
True & Honest Fan
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What if Chris actually were a woman? Would he be ugly, or pretty?
Hawaiian Wodka Party
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What if Chris got thrown inside a tv?
You'll only get it if you've played Persona 4
chris would deny his shadow self.
And boom goes the dynamite
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If this has been 'what if'ed somewhere else or even here forgive me but:
What if Barb is already dead?
Would Chris lie and still collect her checks? Is she sitting in the rocker decomposing and he just hasn't noticed? What if?
I want blood!
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What if Chris was a termite?
What if Chris(tine) was an illegal alien?
What if Chris(tine) was an illegal alien?
He'd be in limbo. America would try to kick him out, but no nation would accept him.
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He'd be in limbo. America would try to kick him out, but no nation would accept him.
He'd go to Germany, pose as kebab to get asylum and get shanked by the real kebabs for pretending to be trans.
HG 400
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What if somebody tied Chris to a table and took a big poo on him?
TIME TO SHANK SOME NERDS!!
True & Honest Fan
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What if somebody tied Chris to a table and took a big poo on him?
He'd apologize to every cake he ever sat on.
What if dudes were bribed to hang out with Chris instead of his galpals?
Charming Man
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He'd apologize to every cake he ever sat on.
What if dudes were bribed to hang out with Chris instead of his galpals?
He would have been beaten up rather than patronised.
Corporate Mascot of Vault-Tec.
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What if Chris tried to stand up to the Joker during a bank robbery?
I want blood!
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What if Chris was on the Starship Enterprise?
Charming Man
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What if Chris tried to stand up to the Joker during a bank robbery?
The Joker would kidnap him, quit crime and dedicate his life to tormenting Chris.
Casual gamer and brogressive shitlord
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What if Chris was on the Starship Enterprise?
They'd feed them to the Borg, which would then all fucking die due to his autism crashing their hive mind (in fact, somewhere in Star Trek they discovered a geometric form, that when viewed by a Borg, would kill them all, but didn't use it, cause the Borg are a cool enemy. That's why Batman doesn't kill the Joker: He's too much of a cool enemy).
Corporate Mascot of Vault-Tec.
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What if Chris somehow manages to unleash the Flood (from Halo) on Earth?
What if the Westboro Baptist Church picketed Chris's funeral?
People would be lining up around the block to join in.
I have amazing taste
True & Honest Fan
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What if Chris started an odd jobs service?
Even Stingers Can Be Feminine
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What if Chris started an odd jobs service?
He's already got an odd job crossdressing and being one of the most visible LOLs, but if he were to start an odd jobs service, he would not get hired and he would go back to the drawing board...I can't see a 6 foot something autistic male raking leaves in front of a family home in Virginia