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I misread "adult" as "child".
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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I misread "adult" as "child".
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- Jul 8, 2020
No they couldn't, Rich Evans was busy hat day.
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- Aug 12, 2016
Even for him, that’s gross. This is why we make fun of him.
Having a teeny weenie isn’t bad if you can find the clitoris, but we all know Pat wouldn’t bother.
My pops rhetorically asked who would pay for the checkmark, and I gave him a brief Pat bio. Including how he’s wasting money on things that can’t be repo’d because of the Quasi situation. Good laughs with my dad.
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- Oct 31, 2020
OnA showing themselves as the master milkers they are for anything Rick related.
I’ve thought at times how much worse his daughters life would be if he was still in it. The only thing he’s done right was to ensure he would never be a part of it.
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- Oct 7, 2020
Elon could charge Pat $5000 a month for the blucheck and Pat would pay it.
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- Mar 23, 2022
He scissors with skill and enthusiasm,. child.
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- Sep 28, 2021
I think it's gross that Pat answered the door for cops with his bathrobe open and an erection, it really disturbed me.
Having been unsuccessful with the police in Milwaukee, I was going to reach out out to the local press after a call to the editor of the NY Times for recommendations; I didn't even have to call, the reporter was dialing me up immediately, impressed with my connections.
I asked him about the police situation, and how Patrick Tomlinson is able to get away with turning children into pepperoni, and why can't SWAT teams stop him, and why is he the only man in the USA who can confront cops with a tiny erection and not get at least tasered?
After admittedly losing my temper for a few moments, I asked the reporter what he had to say about Patrick, to no avail. I wasn't sure if I got disconnected or what, but then the man's wife picked up the phone.
The reporter had killed himself.
Having been unsuccessful with the police in Milwaukee, I was going to reach out out to the local press after a call to the editor of the NY Times for recommendations; I didn't even have to call, the reporter was dialing me up immediately, impressed with my connections.
I asked him about the police situation, and how Patrick Tomlinson is able to get away with turning children into pepperoni, and why can't SWAT teams stop him, and why is he the only man in the USA who can confront cops with a tiny erection and not get at least tasered?
After admittedly losing my temper for a few moments, I asked the reporter what he had to say about Patrick, to no avail. I wasn't sure if I got disconnected or what, but then the man's wife picked up the phone.
The reporter had killed himself.
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- Sep 17, 2021
It's so funny that he's been put in a position where he has to pay one of the people he hates most in the world $20 a month to get the thing he treasures most in life back. He will absolutely be doing that; it's just a case of how he's going to justify it publicly since he's already said he won't be paying.
I wouldn't be surprised if he pays and then pretends that he isn't. "No, child. I was previously verified, so I didn't have to pay a penny. I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you".
Obese.
Maldron the Assassin
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No Elon I'll do anything, you can even fook me fat slag of a wife, just don't take my followers.
whore loving dragon
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- Jun 28, 2021
He'll tell everyone it's a business expense since his twitter is immensely lucrative to his writing career. Probably put it on his tax forms that way too
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- Feb 10, 2015
Elon should institute a special verified badge for those who pay. 
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- Jun 24, 2020
He should sue Elmo to get him to pay off his debt to Quasi.
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- Sep 28, 2021
The next time Patrick calls Elon "Elmo", will someone with an account please tweet...
"His name is Elon, Pat."
This will force Patrick to respond by saying "Elmo" whilst also insisting he himself not be called "Pat", even though "Pat" is a derivative of "Patrick".
This will make me laugh for years, I don't know why. Thank you in advance.
"His name is Elon, Pat."
This will force Patrick to respond by saying "Elmo" whilst also insisting he himself not be called "Pat", even though "Pat" is a derivative of "Patrick".
This will make me laugh for years, I don't know why. Thank you in advance.
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- Feb 9, 2021
This is the man who will tell you he is not fat by any medical standard.
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- Jun 24, 2020
He has Bert's hairstyle and Ernie's face width.
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- Feb 2, 2022
LMFAO what the fuck? Damn this nigga is fat. Does he think people who aren’t fat look like this? He’s also going bald, clearly.
Look at his gross creases on the side of his mouth, too. Terrible haircut, faggy.
Also didn’t confront Dan even though he came to visit IRL to his fucking house. Pussy.
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- Sep 28, 2021
Even his forehead is fat, good gravy!
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- Aug 3, 2021
Maricón de Mierda
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- Jul 31, 2021
Just to reiterate, this man's daughter is dying in real-time and Patrick tweeted both her exhausted parents a joke about doing cocaine. The greatest tragedy in their life and ole Patty's trying to get back into standup comedy.
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- Feb 2, 2022
Fatrick is fat. Here's a drawing showing how fat he is.
LMAO he looks like shit. Go to the gym, tubby.