Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Articles and Nudes]

lower caps is when youre totally not bothered at all gais

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Well Keffals, you did put us on a wild ride, but we are still here. The internet never forgives or forgets.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

lower caps is when youre totally not bothered at all gais

Lowercase = twitter tranny speak

I started paying attention to what kind of people type only in lowercase and most of the time it was either a far-leftist or a tranny. Whether it's a tweet, a Youtube title or a Steam profile, the author will most probably be a variation of a faggot. They want to be so unique, but you could write a pretty accurate guide on them like there are books about forest fauna. SAD!

 

[Watamelon]

After those Overwatch 2 clips I fully believe Lucas got permabanned on LoL or similar due to Basketball-American abuse.

Which would be the second most based thing he has ever done, the first being cutting his dick so his genetic material is not perpetuated any further.

 

[Kookin]

After those Overwatch 2 clips I fully believe Lucas got permabanned on LoL or similar due to Basketball-American abuse.

Which would be the second most based thing he has ever done, the first being cutting his dick so his genetic material is not perpetuated any further.

Sadly, cutting off your genitals doesn't guarantee your lineage is done for. Not any longer.
Refer to the case of the endangered species of the black footed ferret, which was successfully cloned after finding a female host to impregnate through extraction of its dead kin's DNA.
I'm not sure how much DNA of the dead is transferred onto the offspring, but this is certainly a concerning development if applied to humans.

Who knows, dead keffals babies gestated to life? Fuck me.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

It’s been hilarious watching Lucas try to be an e thot since returning from his vacation. I think. he has been trying to compensate for all the balding hunchbacked man comments.

 

[Kookin]

It’s been hilarious watching Lucas try to be an e thot since returning from his vacation. I think. he has been trying to compensate for all the balding hunchbacked man comments.

He absolutely is. Look back on pre-ugly comments saga.

Here he is full on photoshop turned up.

For contrast, here he is trying his best make over, with his signature hunchback and some fake freckles on. Live.

I'm pretty much saying what everyone has. He absolutely is on a losing end in the attention whore train, which is all that he has had owned up to till this point. His humor is also dead boring, and the facade of an attractive tranny (effeminate man) won't work for long unlike with many passing trannies (who end up profiting much more on chaturbate anyway).

 

[A Sunset]

Shorts hiked up to his eyeballs and there's still no covering up that michelin man gut.

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This picture is a fucking delight for me as a certified Keffal A-Hog. Let's break this down. Prepare for intense autism.

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It's already been pointed out that Lucas is trying to be an e-thot, and his gut is incredibly gross. So much to see here when he's not photoshopped and edited - hulking upper body, pipe forearms, and most of all, a truly repulsive roll of thick creased fat on his exposed gut

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I've simulated (using advanced photoshop techniques) a possible body that a natal female e-thot might possess. Note the thinned waist, massive reduction in arm size, shoulder size, etc. I've also reduced his troon hair frizz because wammin's don't allow that shit.

Notice the massive amount of negative space. His body has to be reduced by like 1/4, both in muscle and lard, to even resemble a fit woman. But his hands and head are still oversized since I didn't adjust them. Let's take care of that.

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As you can see using my incredible photoshop skills, this seems much more proportional instead of looking like a frankenstein hands and head. However, even with these adjustments the eye still picks up more problems. The shoulders are still oddly broad. His hairline is incredibly high. His face still seems too large and bony to pass as female, with a hint of 5 o' clock shadow.

Let's line them all up.

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It's all you need to see the proportions side by side. Lucas has a hulking upper body, large arms, and a gut bulging with marbled fat.

Keep trying the E-Thot angle though bud, that'll go great combined with IRL streaming.

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One final bit of e-thot misinformation to be debunked by the Fact-Checkers at Faggot Farms.

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Here's Lucas's latest bit of coomer bait, totally not painstakingly posed and edited. He's an e-thot, and not an ugly hunchback, guys.

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Here are unedited IRL photos of Luke. It is literally impossible for Lucas to look like he does in his e-thot photos in real life. There are bad photos, but you cannot look this hunchbacked, fat and ugly without being truly unfortunate looking. This guy's e-thot pictures are confirmed fake news. His (God Forbid) Simps are jacking to an ogre, a phony.

YWNBAE - You Will Never Be An E-Thot.

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[LobsterBoy669]

The first thing that always hits me whenever I see a picture with his cleavage out... well, the first thing is my gag reflex, a natural response to something so vile and uncanny. After I get that under control, the second thing that hits me is there's enough room that you could fit a third tit in there. What I'm saying is: Lucas, next con you visit, do a cosplay as the three tit lady from Total Recall. It would be the only cool thing you've ever done in your entire life.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

October streaming in shambles.

 

[Nod Flenders]

You know, after Keffals posted about feeling depressed they actually went like 3 days without any Twitter activity. Like MLK Jr I too had a dream.

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Yesterday Keffals quickly posted then deleted a tweet taking shots at Bruce Jenner. Now that I've noticed, I can't unsee the fact they type in all lowercase, including names.
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[A]

A man pretending to be a woman calling out another man pretending to be a woman. How fucking hilarious. Both Lucas and Bruce will never be women.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

OK thread, are you guys book readers or film watchers? Let's find out!

Which of these two options below would you prefer: JK Rowling writing a fictionalized version of Keffals vs KiwiFarms, or Werner Herzog making a documentary about KiwiFarms titled The Logs of KiwiFarms?

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I’d read that Rowling book for the lulz.

I bet Keffals is sorry he washed his hands of kiwifarms.

After declaring victory on the original goal of getting cloudfare to drop kiwifarms, he learned it was a losing topic to keep saying "but kiwifarms totaly isn't back up, or maybe it is but its powerless, I won!" and then .net came back online. So Keffals just "moved on" 8 times and left the crusade to underlings while presenting a façade to fans that kiwifarms was permenantly offline.

Then Liz Fong makes a tweet and takes everything down in a better ratio than Keffals could ever dream of. It's too late for Keffals to take credit now, all the glory for this round goes to Liz Fong

That other autist deserves more credit for autistic persistence. I’d argue he’s a greater threat than Keffals and his hoard of fags.

 

[Anon e moose]

https://twitter.com/DropKiwifarms/status/1587543463968505860?t=aKmyoJ3xdcYjAt6p7gYGbw&s=19

OP getting smoked in the replies about keffals

 

[grapeshark77]

Even the thumbnail is hilarious - he looks like he's melting!

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

“have you tried getting a job” says the tranny who uses “muh fibro” as an excuse to be constantly lazy.
(A)

 

[fakemon]

Even the thumbnail is hilarious - he looks like he's melting!

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lol fr he does look like he's put on weight.

 

[Shalashaskaa]

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“have you tried getting a job” says the tranny who uses “muh fibro” as an excuse to be constantly lazy.
(A)

"Have you tried getting a job?" He types to the billionaire as he rots in his room wishing he was a woman

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

lol fr he does look like he's put on weight.

"Back in a big way", strangely accurate for something Keffals typed.

 

[Punished Neco]

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“have you tried getting a job” says the tranny who uses “muh fibro” as an excuse to be constantly lazy.
(A)

If you want to hear something funny EFNO announced a 24 hour stream for charity, they cut it short 10 hours in and then finished it up like 3 days later.
Somewhat defeating the whole point of a 24 hour stream.

 

[Kupier]

lol fr he does look like he's put on weight.

It's all that American food he ate when he used scammed money to go to TwitchCon.