Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[lrresistable]

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So Wikipedia are not going to engage in bias and add in the myriad of endless criticism, right?

they're going to add in the endless crticism, right?

 

[AltisticRight]

I would so love to have seen this POS in a court, being deposed about his bullshit. There's no way he would survive being really questioned:

Look at him, he can't stand being questioned about his bullshit. He pretends to be a forgetful bimbo to evade every pointed question.

Herupa always has the best takedowns:

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"Keffals is back in a big way" with 313 views on his Livestream today, whereas the last MATI had 16k views.
The kids on the internet have spoken: they want to be Joshua Moon, not Keffals.

313, even the dead show of the subforum I manage (Kino Casino) gets 4 times that, and all they do is cry about a Mexican twink and some other nobody I cannot remember.
Sad, Luke, sad. You'll make more money at a fast food counter. It's actually a more respectable job than "streaming".

 

[AnOminous]

denims rejects

For some reason, this phrase made me think of a version of The Devil's Rejects but with troons.

 

[Real Name 1973]

I'd just like to preemptively congratulate Keffals on passing this year's No Nut November. Though I do question the sportsmanship in removing your dick and balls to win.

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apologies if someone has already made this joke

Some part of me wishes that Keffals was more interesting independent of drama but then I realized that the severe lack of charisma only makes him look worse to other communities so it's worth it.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

I could explain this deleted tweet, but the joke is so unfunny it’s not worth it.

 

[Prester John]

Rekieta reads BAR complaints from the Keffals Brigade:

 

[TokyoMeatballs]

313, even the dead show of the subforum I manage (Kino Casino) gets 4 times that, and all they do is cry about a Mexican twink and some other nobody I cannot remember.
Sad, Luke, sad. You'll make more money at a fast food counter. It's actually a more respectable job than "streaming".

313 is a straight up pathetic amount of viewers for someone as "big" as Keffals claims to be.
I've seen streamers stream old ass games like world of warcraft with no cam in the dead of night to more viewers.

A fast food worker actually putting in hours on their feet, actually breaking a sweat, dealing with the worst shitbirds of customers possible just to scrape by is a far more noble existence than Kefffals the fart King could ever aspire to have.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Wew, back.
So, question, since lucas came stateside for come convention bullshit, confirming that the 100k was entirely used as a vacation fund, has anyone called them out on it, or is this just another scam they got away with

 

[Simon]

I would so love to have seen this POS in a court, being deposed about his bullshit. There's no way he would survive being really questioned:

Look at him, he can't stand being questioned about his bullshit. He pretends to be a forgetful bimbo to evade every pointed question.

Herupa always has the best takedowns:

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"Keffals is back in a big way" with 313 views on his Livestream today, whereas the last MATI had 16k views.
The kids on the internet have spoken: they want to be Joshua Moon, not Keffals.

I think that's what irks Keffals the most- no matter what happens, if we are here or not, he could get SWATed 15 more times and he'll still be that unfunny, unlikable genetic dead end.

 

[Something Awful]

I would so love to have seen this POS in a court, being deposed about his bullshit. There's no way he would survive being really questioned:

Wow, I hadn't seen the Keemstar & Nick "debate" before. The softest of softballs, and Lucas can still barely stutter his way through it.

I believe Null has said he doesn't want to debate Keffals, but damn, I would pay money to see it. It would be a train wreck, and it would be glorious.

 

[One87five0]

Look at him, he can't stand being questioned about his bullshit. He pretends to be a forgetful bimbo to evade every pointed question.

Herupa always has the best takedowns:

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"Keffals is back in a big way" with 313 views on his Livestream today, whereas the last MATI had 16k views.
The kids on the internet have spoken: they want to be Joshua Moon, not Keffals.

>Do you think I'm like, a robot? Like, I, I'm going to make like, 100% the most logical decisions when I'm scared?

Scared people don't always make rational decisions, that's true. But you weren't scared, Lucas. You wanted everyone to know where you were going and who you were staying with. Here's a real example of an irrational decision a scared female made: after Edmond Kemper abducted Aiko Koo, he inadvertently locked himself and his gun out of his car while she was inside. Instead of shooting him or trying to drive away, she unlocked his car and let him back in. He then proceeded to kill her and defile her corpse.

You weren't scared of Kiwi Farms... you weren't acting irrationally out of fear. You knew what you were doing and you fucking loved every second of it.

Edit: when people react out of fear, it's spur of the moment... they're not thinking. You planned your trip to Belfast. You announced your trip publicly... you wanted everyone to know where you were. You wanted everyone to know you were in San Diego, too, but nobody fucked with you because nobody actually cares about you. You fucked with yourself though... you obviously didn't consider that unfiltered photos and videos of your mangled form would be posted for the world to see. You've been filtering yourself to hell since you got back, but we all know you're a fat, balding hunchback with hideous moobs. Pretending to be a scared uwu victim exposed you to the broader public as the grotesque, degenerate tranny you really are. You were better off before your cyber bullying campaign against the farms. We know our place, at least... we're happy in our own, quiet corner of the internet. You actively courted attention and cried like the faggot you are when people began to scrutinize you. YWNBAW, etc, etc.

 

[Neil]

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New Wikipedia article image chosen by Lucas himself. Really adds a nice professional touch to this truly needed encyclopedic entry. And some wikifags are fighting about in the revisions lol. Peak Wikipedia.

Spoiler: wikisperging

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Fucking gross. Lucas's narcissism knows no bounds. The guy's ego is at such a low-point that he's unironically trying to "thirst-trap" on fucking Wikipedia. I know wikimods jump for joy when they get the chance to suck troon dick, but this is just pathetic.

Literal pornstars have more professional looking wikipedia page images.

Otm Shank was right about the skinwalking random women shit, he's been trying to emulate Amouranth and Denims since the embarrassment at Twitchcon. This is creepy as hell.

 

[LadiosSopp]

I would so love to have seen this POS in a court, being deposed about his bullshit. There's no way he would survive being really questioned:

Look at him, he can't stand being questioned about his bullshit. He pretends to be a forgetful bimbo to evade every pointed question.

Herupa always has the best takedowns:

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"Keffals is back in a big way" with 313 views on his Livestream today, whereas the last MATI had 16k views.
The kids on the internet have spoken: they want to be Joshua Moon, not Keffals.

Keffals is such a terrible actor. Dial back the melodrama a bit.

"I dunno...I've...been through a lot of shit and y'know...I'm glad the Kiwi Farms is gone but...."

lmao

 

[Polentic]

Dial back the melodrama a bit.

You mean dialate back the melodrama?

 

[sevenproxies]

Not too much happened Lucas was wondering around the con with some of his dickless friends and rarely got any confrontation by people.
afterwards he went shooting for the first time and looked like a hunchback loser

I think around the page 2500 area theres some good memes of hunchback Lucas shooting at a shooting range that was the best thing all month.

Much appreciated! Thanks.

 

[Hal]

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“have you tried getting a job” says the tranny who uses “muh fibro” as an excuse to be constantly lazy.
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Not to mention the fact he stole money from a political party

 

[Um...]

Sorry if I’m interrupting anything, but I’ve been away for a bit. Can someone do me a solid and hit me with a QRD of Keffals at TwitchCon? Or just point me to that bit of the thread?

Here’s one for you, keffals at the gun range. He loooved shooting gunz! Got all excited.

This one shows the double chin he’s rocking these days, the one he so carefully edits out of every selfie and stream he’s done since.

 

[mlanguishi]

Not to mention the fact he stole money from a political party

Which? If it was a communist party that's a heroic act.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Not to mention the fact he stole money from a political party

Especially the political party that doesn't believe in money.

 

[Tumbo II]

What on earth is causing such a prominent hunch? that's the kind of shit you relize you have and go to a Dr to correct but not Keffles apperntly minor PL but as someone with back issues I can't imagine the pain he's in.