Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[coomer mcgee]

New Wikipedia article image chosen by Lucas himself. Really adds a nice professional touch to this truly needed encyclopedic entry. And some wikifags are fighting about in the revisions lol. Peak Wikipedia.

Spoiler: wikisperging

 

[sevenproxies]

Sorry if I’m interrupting anything, but I’ve been away for a bit. Can someone do me a solid and hit me with a QRD of Keffals at TwitchCon? Or just point me to that bit of the thread?

 

[ToddleDoddle]

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New Wikipedia article image chosen by Lucas himself. Really adds a nice professional touch to this truly needed encyclopedic entry. And some wikifags are fighting about in the revisions lol. Peak Wikipedia.

Spoiler: wikisperging

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I know of a lot of professional wrestlers who are unhappy with their wiki photo but any attempts to get it changed get shut down. No surprise though that keffals can get it done when you have a terminally online following. The exact kind of people who edit wiki articles.

 

[Prester John]

Nick Rekieta gets swatted, then Keffals claims to be swatted by people on Kiwi Farms, then Keffals directs his minions to take down Nick Rekieta's YouTube channel with a mass flagging campaign.

 

[A Sunset]

Even the thumbnail is hilarious - he looks like he's melting!

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Even his YouTube thumbnails and stream titles are in that fucking smug lowercase, just like his tweets. Stop typing everything in lowercase, faggot. Lose some weight.

> i type everything in lowercase, i like to show my fat rolls UwU.

 

[BlerdBjern]

Where the fuck is that man's chin?
Is that Leafy?

The surgeons accidentally removed his chin instead of his cock.

Many such cases.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

I missed you beautiful people, my net wouldn't load the site when it first came back online yesterday but I am glad to be back.

 

[Dread First]

FYI - You don't even need to give Keffals the validation of a follower metric, nor do you have to subject yourself to the autism of setting up Discord/Fedi archiving bots. If you have an RSS reader (i.e. Feedly, Inoreader, Reedr, Unread, Feedbro, insert RSS client here), import this link into your sub feed.

http://nitter.net/keffals/rss

Make sure you have the option set to view full feed and webpage text, and viola! You have an entire Nitter archive of tweets at your disposal.

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You can also get the Nitter links for individual tweets, despite it not being formatted nicely.

https://nitter.net/keffals/status/1583564597428031488 (Archive)

honest sports takes (@honestsportz)

You’re decent

nitter.net

Femboy Video Editing (female) (@IsabelleDotJpeg)

this is the highest praise in the thread

nitter.net

CubbyPeach (@cubbypeach232)

I’ve got nothing, sorry

nitter.net

david 🐀 (@dav1dxyz)

I like that you have helped the trans community, I'm sure it means so much to people because of transphobia and stuff.

nitter.net

I could go on, but you get my point. archive.md used to have a really nice browser extension, but these days I use Bypass Paywalls Clean for that exact purpose.

Update as of 01NOV - The primary Nitter domain, "nitter.net" was rendered nonfunctional due to an expired SSL certificate (it has since been fixed). Other Nitter instances work just as well, but I would like to point out that RSS feeds for Twitter still exist.

Importing "https://twitter.com/keffals" into my RSS reader of choice, shows off the following:

And you also have an entire catalogued list of tweets. In this case, my feed goes all the way back to the 27th.

Now you niggers have no excuse to touch poo on Twitter, when you can just have the poo delivered directly to you without any need to follow on main/create a sock/set up some autistic Discord/Fediverse bot, etc.

I know I said this a lot in other parts of KF, but this is invaluable knowledge that cannot be lost.

 

[BruhSheep]

Having had my finger off the (quickly dying) pulse of this faggot, I had one HELL of a guffaw when I saw Lucas' latest appearance change.

Seems meeting real women in the real world made him realize he needs to cut into his Taco Bell tranny support budget to invest in stuff real women actually use to enhance their visual appeal (read: make up).

But he's so terrible at caking that shit on, he straight up looks like a dime store corner hooker. Add to that those juvenile cat ears trying to appeal to the delusional horny animu crowd? HAH

No amount of effort, be that when you cut your dick off or now, a decade later, will change this simple fact Lucas: you were born male, you were castrated male, and you will die male. Likely long before your time had you not trooned out, but guaranteed to die MUCH fatter than you ever expected to.

 

[irishAzoth]

October streaming in shambles.
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Lucas can't even blame the farm on this one its his damn voice
its hard watching the archive on odysee because Lucas is so damn boring when he's not sperging out

 

[irishAzoth]

Sorry if I’m interrupting anything, but I’ve been away for a bit. Can someone do me a solid and hit me with a QRD of Keffals at TwitchCon? Or just point me to that bit of the thread?

Not too much happened Lucas was wondering around the con with some of his dickless friends and rarely got any confrontation by people.
afterwards he went shooting for the first time and looked like a hunchback loser

I think around the page 2500 area theres some good memes of hunchback Lucas shooting at a shooting range that was the best thing all month.

 

[AltisticRight]

He absolutely is. Look back on pre-ugly comments saga.
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Here he is full on photoshop turned up.
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For contrast, here he is trying his best make over, with his signature hunchback and some fake freckles on. Live.
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I'm pretty much saying what everyone has. He absolutely is on a losing end in the attention whore train, which is all that he has had owned up to till this point. His humor is also dead boring, and the facade of an attractive tranny (effeminate man) won't work for long unlike with many passing trannies (who end up profiting much more on chaturbate anyway).

Those moobs look disgusting.

 

[PaladinBoo]

He is trying to skinwalk as Denims. Very weird dynamic going on here.
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Archive

God his obsession with Denim is so creepy. If I was Denim I would be careful. Someone like Lucas will not take rejection well. Poor girl is going to learn the hard way in that sometimes its okay for a thot to block and disown a paypig.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

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New Wikipedia article image chosen by Lucas himself. Really adds a nice professional touch to this truly needed encyclopedic entry. And some wikifags are fighting about in the revisions lol. Peak Wikipedia.

Spoiler: wikisperging

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Fat, ugly, outward pointing moobs, would not sex, etc.

I will admit, however, that Keffals is right about one thing- most of the men in Canada don't look like he does. It's an unfortunate few who get conned into removing their genitals and doping themselves up with cross-sex hormones.

 

[Something Awful]

lol fr he does look like he's put on weight.

He said on stream a while ago that he lost weight while in Northern Ireland, two whole sizes in fact.

I can believe he did lose some weight, since he was living with that Irish troon who looks like a Holocaust survivor. Lucas was probably uncomfortable constantly stuffing his gullet while there. However, now that he's back home and living alone, that weight will come right back and then some.

 

[AltisticRight]

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“have you tried getting a job” says the tranny who uses “muh fibro” as an excuse to be constantly lazy.
(A)

>Have you tried getting a job



So what's your job, Luke?


Maybe you should try getting a job, parasite.

 

[Niggerphobe]

What if troons like keffals are aliens that keeps getting away from the mib

 

[AltisticRight]

God his obsession with Denim is so creepy. If I was Denim I would be careful. Someone like Lucas will not take rejection well. Poor girl is going to learn the hard way in that sometimes its okay for a thot to block and disown a paypig.

Look up "Marceline Harvey".
A tranny serial killer that murdered three women because they rejected his advances.

 

[Brutality]

>Have you tried getting a job
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So what's your job, Luke?
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Maybe you should try getting a job, parasite.

Lucas was a welfare leeching armchair communist before his twitch career, there's 0 work ethic there

Also he's been made unemployable by the gosh darn kiwi farms!

 

[Nykysnottrans]

I would so love to have seen this POS in a court, being deposed about his bullshit. There's no way he would survive being really questioned:

Look at him, he can't stand being questioned about his bullshit. He pretends to be a forgetful bimbo to evade every pointed question.

Herupa always has the best takedowns:



"Keffals is back in a big way" with 313 views on his Livestream today, whereas the last MATI had 16k views.
The kids on the internet have spoken: they want to be Joshua Moon, not Keffals.