Money Internet detective proves Chris bought the PS4 himself

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Shroom King said:
I know how important it is to maintain Christory, but can the person from Fingerhut get that pastebin traced back to them and potentially get in trouble with their job?
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Probably!

And depending on why they leaked the information, they might deserve it. Bummer for them if they got expertly rused, though.

yawning sneasel said:
Lol only in america can you next day ship a brand new gaming system at yhe head of,a household caring for an old mother on government transfer payments
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Fuck that bastard for next day shipping. I mean I work my fingers to the bone and I can't afford -- umm, never mind.
 
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"This is the bundle she got"

Chris isn't a she. HE is a male. Ugly Growth and all.

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Yep. Had the sucker shipped to him via Next Day Shipping, the day after his Tugboat arrived so he could place the order. CALLED IT!!

And this proves my theory that Chris doesn't just covet. He also wants to get gifts from adoring fans. When CLD came & went and nothing arrived, he had to do something to get that PS4 no matter what and try to claim that he really does have generous fans after all. It wasn't just about his greed, but his enormous ego was also at stake.
 
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WhiteChocolateTamale said:
Isn't that a lot to pay for a PS4? I got mine over the holidays for $300 with the Uncharted bundle.

I won't underestimate weens, but the distribution center for Fingerhut is in MN as well, so this does seem to check out. But still easy to falsify.
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Yeah, maybe someone here just happened to guess the unique, randomized 18-character UPS tracking number for the only other person in Ruckersville, VA retarded enough to pay $35 two-day shipping from Minnesota for something they could easily buy locally, in person.
 
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MrTroll said:
Yeah, maybe someone here just happened to guess the unique, randomized 18-character UPS tracking number for the only other person in Ruckersville, VA retarded enough to pay $35 two-day shipping from Minnesota for something they could easily buy locally, in person.
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Or our good friend Skyraider went dumpster diving again.
 
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Shroom King said:
I know how important it is to maintain Christory, but can the person from Fingerhut get that pastebin traced back to them and potentially get in trouble with their job?
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Since trolls having access to his email account has happened several times before in the past maybe there isn't an employee at all and that was just written as a way to explain why they have the information?
 
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Is anybody really surprised by this? I, along with many people, said that this was the situation and he bought it himself.

Had somebody actually purchased it for him he'd be a lot more smug not to mention would have taken a video of it to show it was the one that he asked for. Instead he was pretty blase about the whole thing. Chris just doesn't lie very well.
 
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But the question is...why? Maybe he wants people to still buy shit for him and if he does it himself it will continue the trend. Like when you don't try to text that girl again even though you know she probably isn't interested but you don't really want to know the answer for sure so you wait for that text. Or something.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
It came from my home state? Shit, if I'd known that, I would've broken into the delivery place and scratched JULAY into the console's side with my Bowie knife.
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Hell, I could've made the hour-long trip up to Minneapolis myself to rub my nutsack on the console before putting it back in the box.
 
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So "Christine" and Isabel can equally outmatch each other in a game of who's more pathetic
Kim is a true bad bitch, and Chris is dense enough to not even delete the truth.........
I knew it was too convenient for Chris to receive a PS4 so close to Tugboat time, and can you believe he was trying to peddle those shitty Amobrix things to offset his poor impulse control
 
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Sonitistic said:
But the question is...why? Maybe he wants people to still buy shit for him and if he does it himself it will continue the trend. Like when you don't try to text that girl again even though you know she probably isn't interested but you don't really want to know the answer for sure so you wait for that text. Or something.
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Maybe Barb told him they couldn't afford it and didn't want yelled at?
 
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