DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
EmpGulcasa said:
Acting like a woman who isn't a perfect 10 isn't somehow ugly beyond redemption = simping. Got it. Gets weird in here when the incels leak into the thread.
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People were just poking fun. Khet gets shit on all the time, literally called a horse and every ugly thing under the sun, yet I don't see anyone rushing to her defense.

But a 5/10 has you up in arms calling other KF users incels?
 
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Regarding the "da trollz are purposely calling me just Phil, DSP, DarkSydePhil or DSP [space] Gaming to keep me out the algorithm" mini mental breakdown... is he issuing a challenge? Does he want da trollz to destroy him in the algorithm even when looking up "DSPGaming" too? I hope some detractors video makers are taking up that challenge.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Regarding the "da trollz are purposely calling me just Phil, DSP, DarkSydePhil or DSP [space] Gaming to keep me out the algorithm" mini mental breakdown... is he issuing a challenge? Does he want da trollz to destroy him in the algorithm even when looking up "DSPGaming" too? I hope some detractors video makers are taking up that challenge.
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As with all Phail cryfests, if people are following detractors, they aren't looking for his non-space name anyway. He just needs to blame anything and everything for his own phailures as always.
 
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Regarding the "da trollz are purposely calling me just Phil, DSP, DarkSydePhil or DSP [space] Gaming to keep me out the algorithm" mini mental breakdown... is he issuing a challenge? Does he want da trollz to destroy him in the algorithm even when looking up "DSPGaming" too? I hope some detractors video makers are taking up that challenge.
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An1337 disproved this bullshit on stream by going into the video tags of several detractor channels. Not a one had DSP Gaming with the space.
 
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Phil is talking in the pre-stream about how hectic his morning was because Jasper Kitty (get down from there!) vomited and coomed all over his bedsheets or something like that, and he just has to lie about the most stupid things while telling his story that no one cares about:

"Oh god, and then he did it multiple places throught the house and I'm like 'I guarantee you it's not one of two it's probably all a' and I I was right, like I basically have to go on a fucking vomit scavenger hunt this morning, very disgusting, uhmm and I found probably about three different places? no four? I think it was eh..,.three places where I found hair balls and one place it was just a little bit of like spit , so I had to clean up the whole house this morning and in addition to that I had to clean the comforter , cause I'm not gonna leave that disgusting comforter on the bed, so I do that in the waaash but the comforter takes about an hour to waaash and actually, just about now, like no exaggeration (meaning it's an exaggeration) it should be finishing in the waaasher? so once I finished this intro? to the podcast? I'm actually gonna run downstairs and throw the comforter from the washer into the dryer , and then by the time the podcast ends the eh the comfort should be dry , and if not I can run it for a second cycle and then it'll be definitely be dry, ok? IN FACT I THINK I JUST HEARD IT GO OFF! It is! It just went off right now I just heard it! that it went click *snaps fingers* and then it plays a little diddy, I have a LG washer? so when it's done with it's cycle, it actually plays a little song? through your house? (so apparently the entire house plays a song) Like a happy little song ,it's kinda nice and it also let's you that 'oh that's uhm da uhm unmistakable sound that my clothes are done' "

He says this at around 1:14:00 of Raw DSP re-stream.Yes Phil , I'm sure that exactly one fucking second, one fucking second after you finished telling your story about how you are washing your stuff off cat's vomit the washing machine just finished and it played a song that goes through the entire house to the point you hear it in your office, what a retarded liar, it's so obvious he made it up, for some strange reason he has to lie about everything to make his boring life seem spectacular "hey guys can you believe that 1 second after I was done telling you about this it was just done? what a coincidence right?" Jesus Christ imagine someone doing this IRL, I would think the person is a lunatic, and lastly sorry if my transcription of Phil is unreadable, I'm just writing down how he talks and what he said word for word, once you transcribe it you realize how retarded he is when speaking, we are both desensitized to it and our brain either ignores the stupidity or fills in the blanks, so don't blame me for it being a pain in the ass to read through.
 
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Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
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As if DSP didn't already look like a tranny in his Ken Masters costume, he blows bubbles for the chat.

He should have never dressed up for Halloween...
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Do you think that's why Phil didn't shave his beard? Because it would have made him look even more like Karen Masters?
 
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Anime Waifu NFT collector said:
Phil is talking in the pre-stream about how hectic his morning was because Jasper Kitty (get down from there!) vomited and coomed all over his bedsheets or something like that, and he just has to lie about the most stupid things while telling his story that no one cares about:

"Oh god, and then he did it multiple places throught the house and I'm like 'I guarantee you it's not one of two it's probably all a' and I I was right, like I basically have to go on a fucking vomit scavenger hunt this morning, very disgusting, uhmm and I found probably about three different places? no four? I think it was eh..,.three places where I found hair balls and one place it was just a little bit of like spit , so I had to clean up the whole house this morning and in addition to that I had to clean the comforter , cause I'm not gonna leave that disgusting comforter on the bed, so I do that in the waaash but the comforter takes about an hour to waaash and actually, just about now, like no exaggeration (meaning it's an exaggeration) it should be finishing in the waaasher? so once I finished this intro? to the podcast? I'm actually gonna run downstairs and throw the comforter from the washer into the dryer , and then by the time the podcast ends the eh the comfort should be dry , and if not I can run it for a second cycle and then it'll be definitely be dry, ok? IN FACT I THINK I JUST HEARD IT GO OFF! It is! It just went off right now I just heard it! that it went click *snaps fingers* and then it plays a little diddy, I have a LG washer? so when it's done with it's cycle, it actually plays a little song? through your house? (so apparently the entire house plays a song) Like a happy little song ,it's kinda nice and it also let's you that 'oh that's uhm da uhm unmistakable sound that my clothes are done' "

He says this at around 1:14:00 of Raw DSP re-stream.Yes Phil , I'm sure that exactly one fucking second, one fucking second after you finished telling your story about how you are washing your stuff off cat's vomit the washing machine just finished and it played a song that goes through the entire house to the point you hear it in your office, what a retarded liar, it's so obvious he made it up, for some strange reason he has to lie about everything to make his boring life seem spectacular "hey guys can you believe that 1 second after I was done telling you about this it was just done? what a coincidence right?" Jesus Christ imagine someone doing this IRL, I would think the person is a lunatic, and lastly sorry if my transcription of Phil is unreadable, I'm just writing down how he talks and what he said word for word, once you transcribe it you realize how retarded he is when speaking, we are both desensitized to it and our brain either ignores the stupidity or fills in the blanks, so don't blame me for it being a pain in the ass to read through.
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DSP continues to sound like a slow middleschool kid trying to impress his friends by claiming he does mundane adult chores.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
So Phil knows how millionaires should conduct business.

Someone's salty over eventually losing their checkmark over a pull.
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Phil knows how EVERYONE could run their business better.

And before morons say otherwise, phil cant take his own genius level advise because he has people who want to see his company fail. This is the first and only company in history to suffer this problem.
 
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