Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Plaintiff is fat]

More clues about the nature of Patrick's relationship with alleged sex criminal Kelly Lee Williams, in case he ever tries to pretend they aren't buddies (continuation of post #23916)

Pat calls him "brother" and they wish each other happy birthdays

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "@KellyLWilliams Forgot to say happy…

archived 2 Nov 2022 19:11:46 UTC

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Kelly Lee Williams on Twitter: "@stealthygeek Happy birthday dude!" /…

archived 2 Nov 2022 23:54:38 UTC

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lots of "bro" and "hugs" from Kelly to Pat

Kelly Lee Williams on Twitter: "@stealthygeek Sorry bro." / Twitter

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Kelly Lee Williams on Twitter: "@stealthygeek Big hug bro." / Twitter

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Kelly Lee Williams on Twitter: "@stealthygeek how you doing bro? How’…

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Kelly Lee Williams on Twitter: "@stealthygeek Geez dude. Big bro hug.…

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Kelly Lee Williams on Twitter: "@stealthygeek They are coming at you …

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Kelly Lee Williams on Twitter: "@stealthygeek @KyleClark Sorry bro. Y…

archived 2 Nov 2022 18:50:13 UTC

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Pat knows him too well and jokes that the picture of them together is his phone's wallpaper

Kelly Lee Williams on Twitter: "@stealthygeek @Jefiner68 @donwinslow …

archived 2 Nov 2022 23:42:00 UTC

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Kelly really knows how to retard-wrangle Pat about his predictions. Reference to attending games together.

Kelly Lee Williams on Twitter: "@stealthygeek Tell you what. When Mat…

archived 2 Nov 2022 23:58:00 UTC

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someone else archived this one lol

Kelly Lee Williams on Twitter: "You say rape, I say God's will. #IAmA…

archived 2 Nov 2022 21:46:28 UTC

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The only tweet I saw in which he addresses his alleged misconduct. He's only saying this because it's about a Democrat, he has plenty of tweets calling Republicans sexual predators.

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After facing scrutiny, he went on a big tweet deletion spree yesterday. From Socialblade https://archive.fo/yCV6l


His contact info

• kellywilliamsak@gmail.com
• (907) 227-3655 (as of 2016)
• https://twitter.com/KellyLWilliams
• https://www.tiktok.com/@kellyleewilliams
• https://www.instagram.com/kellyleewilliams/
• https://www.youtube.com/c/KellyLeeWilliams

He's currently living in Los Angeles, Patrick was there in April.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Paul Weimer is one of the worst internet weirdos out there. I won't be surprised at all in the least if he gets arrested for something crazy.

Truly riveting commentary

 

[A.P. Hill]

Now that the site's back up, I would like to remind everyone that Patrick is fat.

 

[Maude Snew]

Now that the site's back up, I would like to remind everyone that Patrick is fat.

He has gotten so fat in fact local image manipulators can't add any weight to him anymore and are now out of a job. Truth really is stranger and fatter than fiction.

 

[John_Smith]

Patso's follower count is at 49.5k for the moment, but it will drop even lower. His mortal enemy now owns his precious little bird site, the only thing that matters to him. His dick pic finally made it to the internet, but we always knew that it would. Nikki is looking more and more like a goblin. Patso's face is still bloated and now he has yellowing around the eyes. Hospitalization arc before the year's end. Cirrhosis, fatty liver disease, something exotic? Whatever it is, The Pig is unwell. Maybe we should enter him in the deathfat death pool

Note the scratch marks on Piggy's neck, left side. From Nikki, Robert Mewler the cat or Nibbler the lizard, or most likely a young urban child of color desperately fighting for his life.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Rick had a very busy halloween.

I circled my favorite.
Edit: Damn someone else already posted the one I loved. Great minds think alike.
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Amazing. Just no other words.

 

[CervixHammer]

oh wow Fat, you watch a Star Wars TV show on the Disney streaming service? that's crazy, nobody's going to know what you're quoting. very cool, you are the realest SFF fan of all. wait I misspelled fattest.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Blue check oinking, does not understand what a service is.


"nooo, you can't just halt a security feature for free users" - obese deadbeat father who squealed at Cloudflare for months to stop protecting a paying customer of theirs from criminal attacks

 

[lindsayfan]

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Amazing. Just no other words.

i think this is my favorite from the halloween meltdown:

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Blue check oinking, does not understand what a service is.
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Pat entertaining the idea of being paid to Tweet is the epitome of funny/sad.

At the exact gravitational center of the black hole that is Pat, there is the fantasy of being a lauded Twitterist raking in millions by ranting about Trump and showing pictures of deformed green beans from his ghetto garden.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Did Patrick spend Halloween tweeting from his couch, or was he tweeting while roaming the neighborhood, looking for costumed black children for his newest recipe?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Did Patrick spend Halloween tweeting from his couch, or was he tweeting while roaming the neighborhood, looking for costumed black children for his newest recipe?

In all seriousness? Probably on his couch.

 

[Caverlock]

I think we need a diagnosis from @DrNow, since we're not doctors and can't officially declare Pat to be fat. What say you, doc?

'e jus' keep gainy weight. Ee been four years! Eef you me'loaf, me'loaf, me'loaf all da time, neva goony losey weight!



Anyway, if Pig somehow gets Elon's attention, he'll absolutely block him for some hypocritical reason, just as he did with Ben Shapiro. If Elon used his magical owner powers to just repeatedly remove the block while Piggy squealed impotently, I might die of terminal rib-itis.

A simple twitter search reveals that Pat has lobbed over eighty insults at Shapiro from behind a block like a big brave boy. Let's take a look at a few of his criticisms:
(again, apolitical post, just wanting to take jabs at Judgment Debtor Tomlinson):
(A, L)

Patrick S. Tomlinson, formerly a close confidant of investigative reporter Josiah Munoz, attested to the veracity of the obviously doctored tweets and pictures, despite being linked to proof of the contrary by one of his own followers.
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Judgment Debtor Tomlinson has also made the following claim:

Fact-checking this assertion we discover that it is...

Using footage from Judgment Debtor Tomlinson's own security camera the night his house and bike were vandalized by Judgment Debtor Tomlinson, we can see that there is simply no way Mr. Shapiro, larger than all of Judgment Debtor Tomlinson's hooves combined, could fit in one his shoeboxes:

Enhance! And add Shapiro for scale:

Another claim by Judgment Debtor Tomlinson is that Ben Shapiro is not smart, more likely even of below-average intelligence:
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It's fine to call Ben Shapiro mistaken, evil, or whatever; but, regardless of what one thinks of his character and political views, it must be acknowledged that Shapiro skipped two grades, became the youngest nationally syndicated columnist in United States history, graduated summa cum laude from UCLA's political science program, cum laude from Harvard Law School, and founded his own legal consultancy firm (L). Meanwhile, according to his official High School transcript, Judgment Debtor Tomlinson barely graduated from his rural Wisconsin high school with a GPA of 1.78 (1.2 if you don't count his 4 years of Gym credits), earning F's in arcane subjects such as Geometry, Chemistry, Physics, and Algebra II.


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Judgment Debtor Tomlinson's hands are literally ham.



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It should be noted that Judgment Debtor Tomlinson threatens anyone who visits his favorite bar to day-drink on his mother-in-law's dime, Hooligans, with prison and violent "neutralization."



(A, L)

 

[Helvetia]

fatty patty hyperfocuses on ben shaprio wanting to fuck his sister because patty wants to get some of abigail but knows the moment she pulls down his XXXXXL pants she'll be met with a chipolata instead of the pepperoni she was promised.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

Public service announcement. Everyone in this thread should be on their best behavior or Trevor and his 'big friends' will find you and beat you up.

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Why is every Pagan a chubby white guy with a shitty beard or an unbearable alphabet person, it's very rare I meet any which aren't unbearable idiots

 

[AnOminous]

It should be noted that Judgment Debtor Tomlinson threatens anyone who visits his favorite bar to day-drink on his mother-in-law's dime, Hooligans, with prison and violent "neutralization."

I wonder if Hooligans knows that there are many people who would gladly drink there and eat their bar food, but they're afraid of the violent alcoholic pederast who has threatened them with arrest for the apparent crime of drinking at Hooligans while being disliked by a lardass.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

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Amazing. Just no other words.

“N-no, you’re trapped in an obsessive parasocial nightmare world, n-not me!!” Where does he get the idea (besides pure projection) that his stalkers are so obsessed they spend every waking moment on this? Obviously it’s a bunch of people each taking a few minutes of their day to dunk on a fat idiot, casually and for laughs. Of course Fat can’t admit that because it makes him look ridiculous, but the constant repetition of the same hyperbolic narrative is wild. Almost every tweet has to contain the word ”stalker” at this point, and every other tweet needs a threat of prison. He’s getting more and more desperate to assert his version of what is even happening, and it makes him sound more and more unhinged every day.

 

[artilleryfroth]

His crap about Ben Shapiro is absolutely nowhere near the target. He’s copying some unhinged people who said “Shapiro can’t get his wife wet” after Ben Shapiro tweeted something about the WAP song, saying something like if it needs “a mop and bucket” then you have issues.
Which is true. Holy shit if I ever needed a mop and bucket to clean up, I’d be calling some kind of health service.
Shapiro may not be to everyone’s taste but I agree on that tweet.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Pat's face has so many folds and pits, every image of him is like fully 3D. His Stay-Puft face just looms forward like a dirigible escaping your computer screen.

 

[Fuck Taxes]

This motherfucker turned $34,000 into $38,000, (pigs hate him) click here to learn more!