Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Spasticus Autisticus said:
According to federal law (15 U.S. Code § 5001) any "toy, look-alike or imitation firearm" must be sold with an orange plug permanently affixed or some other marker as set by the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Some jurisdictions do have additional laws around this, but Wyoming does not. The cap gun seller/importer would have violated federal law if they sold it to him without the tip, but if it was sold with the tip and Cobes removed it later, that's technically legal, but the cops would have a basis for confiscating it anyway.
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Don't think this is the end-all-be-all law for this.

As pointed out, there are plenty of airsoft weapons and even prop guns (like his) that don't come with a orange tip identifier. State laws probably trump federal in this case anyway, and Wyoming def is not federal friendly. Either way, kids are not usually going to get their hands on a $70+ accurate replica gun. Those laws are so plastic 'toy guns' don't get kids blasted and become an episode of CSI. They didn't consider retarded boglims when selling super accurate replica firearms.

Someone should buy him an AR-15 replica. Just neighbors looking into his window and seeing a drunk boglim waving it around yelling about, 'fuck my trolls, they are going to get theirs!'
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
Don't think this is the end-all-be-all law for this.

As pointed out, there are plenty of airsoft weapons and even prop guns (like his) that don't come with a orange tip identifier. State laws probably trump federal in this case anyway, and Wyoming def is not federal friendly. Either way, kids are not usually going to get their hands on a $70+ accurate replica gun. Those laws are so plastic 'toy guns' don't get kids blasted and become an episode of CSI. They didn't consider retarded boglims when selling super accurate replica firearms.

Someone should buy him an AR-15 replica. Just neighbors looking into his window and seeing a drunk boglim waving it around yelling about, 'fuck my trolls, they are going to get theirs!'
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I wonder if it has anything to do with the gun he got being more of a reenactment prop rather than a toy.
 
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Our boy has started eating more than just burgers like apples.

If only there were a way to eat without pushing the food into your gaping carp mouth with your other hand...


Now this is some advanced delusional copium. Love how he forgets how many dudes he was lying about being able to take in the middle of it lmfao
 
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Bogliacci said:

Now this is some advanced delusional copium. Love how he forgets how many dudes he was lying about being able to take in the middle of it lmfao
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Man, that lithp is getting really strong. Gloriouth even, youtube. Speech impediment coming in nicely. And Jesus Cobes, can you hear yourself? You sound like the biggest pussy on the planet. We all know what you'd say in that situation... "leave me alone dude, I'm autistic".
 
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Bogliacci said:
Man that sounds like it'd be a saga but we all know cobes would take the money and do nothing lmao
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Mail would pile up, he would never check the box except for packages, and Null would miss countless legal documents. Then Clint would find out and cancel that shit out immediately.

Cobes would still be in a coma, passed out from drinking cooking sake and eating raw food
 
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Goocheese appeared on a Krystal stream with our boy. God, cobes is at his worst when he's smug, doubly so trying to impress a woman. Goocheese noped out when he started talking about licking drinking blood to be edgy and said he wouldn't be comfortable streaming with them. Because he is the Coward of Casper, Wyoming.
 
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Bogliacci said:
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Goocheese appeared on a Krystal stream with our boy. God, cobes is at his worst when he's smug, doubly so trying to impress a woman. Goocheese noped out when he started talking about licking drinking blood to be edgy and said he wouldn't be comfortable streaming with them. Because he is the Coward of Casper, Wyoming.
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God he looks stupid with his cocker spaniel ears hair cut, tard glasses, and shit eating grin.

He's peacocking because he's getting attention from not one but two "women"(might as well call them hepatitis a and b) who are totally not using him for his subscriber count, which isn't just blocked and abandoned accounts either.

Which is why he has 40k subscribers and gets maybe 1k views. Remember, he doesn't have trolls that have dozens of blocked accounts each, lol.

Whoever sent him those stupid glasses were doing sky God's work; he really thinks he looks like Ozzie but he really looks like the mad scientist from nightmare before Christmas.
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UncommonParlence said:
Which is why he has 40k subscribers and gets maybe 1k views. Remember, he doesn't have trolls that have dozens of blocked accounts each, lol.
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I suspect his real subscriber count is a little lower than say Boglim Chronicles or one of the other clip channels. People watch but most won’t sit through a 8 hour drunken rant about kids and gender relations

I think the subtle trolls attempts like dumb glasses, crazy hats, and shit like the cow bell are the best. He doesn’t know it’s a troll and is basically being his weird ass self
 
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