𝕏 / Twitter / X, the Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter / "MUSK OWNS TWITTER"

[AnOminous]

the seething was fun while it lasted

I told everyone that was all they should expect from an erratic lunatic like Musk. He is no John McAfee (who did not kill himself), that's for sure.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Bluechecks are still seething despite Musk having changed basically nothing.




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This literal nobody thinks making bluechecks worthless could endanger children. If anything it's the opposite as children learn anybody who has a bluecheck is a child molester, as is already the case.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

That's only because you haven't gotten to use the new twitter yet.

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Lol it suppose to be a knock but I would love if Elon did all of these.

Why is everyone is dead set on pretending checkmarks don't get special features?

 

[Barry McKockner]

Bluechecks are still seething despite Musk having changed basically nothing.

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This literal nobody thinks making bluechecks worthless could endanger children. If anything it's the opposite as children learn anybody who has a bluecheck is a child molester, as is already the case.

He would have a point if verification was done for everyone when requested.

 

[Cloacan]

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At least he's having fun.

imagining the intro to that song behind elon musk animated as a burning haired dragonballz character

 

[That_Guy]

He would have a point if verification was done for everyone when requested.

And now it will be, so problem solved.*

*New problem: Request form is an $8 bill.

 

[AnOminous]

the seething was fun while it lasted

It will continue. Just don't expect much to amount from it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

lmao

 

[ForTheHoard]

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What exactly is all this melodrama supposed to be accomplishing?

 

[maguyver16]

Just out of curiosity, do you guys think he overpaid?

Beyond the whole "lol Twitter is shit" stuff, do you think he can make Twitter profitable?

$44 billion dollars is nothing to sneeze at, even for someone at his supposed amount of wealth.

 

[Dylan]

Elon is our guy...

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Just out of curiosity, do you guys think he overpaid?

Beyond the whole "lol Twitter is shit" stuff, do you think he can make Twitter profitable?

$44 billion dollars is nothing to sneeze at, even for someone at his supposed amount of wealth.

He definitely did and that's why the deal went through. I recall reading twitter went to their stock dudes or something and asked whether the price he put out was a good deal, and they concluded it was higher than their own estimate for the website. In other words "Take the deal you fucking retards, you're never going to get one like this again!"

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

I don't know, but all I know is this was probably easily the stupidest decision ever made this year and probably for the decade to come

What's funny is that it probably isn't. The Warner Brothers merger with Discovery is easily leading this years shitstorm.

 

[Halmaz]

That's only because you haven't gotten to use the new twitter yet.

The pronoun lootbox is a brilliant idea. Elon could make mad cash by making certain pronouns extremely rare, so trannies would have to buy thousands of keys, to get the super special snowflake one, they prefer. Imagine troons with ultra rare pronouns mogging the "they/them" plebs.

 

[Whatevermancer]

I'm waiting for him to unban Trump, so that we can watch Truth Social die.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

it's odd to see them referring to it as a 'blue checkmark' when that's nothing but a pejorative in my head

You don't even need the ((())) shit when the dude is literally an escapee from an A. Wyatt Mann cartoon and is named fucking "Greenblatt."

unless you have a lot of other prompts, then it can help prevent stable-diffusion getting confused

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

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I'd like for whatever private group chat these cunts are all in together to get leaked. They say there's no conspiracy but there clearly is lol. If it were natural it'd definitely take longer for all of them to use the same exact script.

 

[Lake of fears]

The amount of stupid idiots repeating “pay $8 for free speech lolol”, how can they be so retarded?

I want to believe that they are bots and not real people.

 

[Kane Lives]

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The amount of stupid idiots repeating “pay $8 for free speech lolol”, how can they be so retarded?

I want to believe that they are bots and not real people.

So many people are repeating this that I'm starting to think Elon broke everyone's shitposting meter.

Fucking hell guys, did you really think a CEO would make such an offer and mean it on fucking Twatter of all places?

 

[WhiteNight]

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The amount of stupid idiots repeating “pay $8 for free speech lolol”, how can they be so retarded?

I want to believe that they are bots and not real people.

Have they never heard the expression, free as in speech, not as in beer?