Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Punished Neco]

TransCatboy who has officially had their ovaries ripped out on Halloween has an announcement to the Keffals community, why none of them thought to do this 2 months ago when the whole "Keffals is racist" narrative started I'm not quite sure. It'd help if Lucas decided to make this announcement although deep down we all know that Keffals didn't do this so their fans would continue to harass minorities on their behalf.


[A]

Keffals fucked up by streaming at the same time as Rekieta and Null, can't even monetize hate viewers.

 

[Kees H]

Keffals fucked up by streaming at the same time as Rekieta and Null, can't even monetize hate viewers.

Yup, hovering around 900 viewers. With a couple of trolls in Twitch chat still, but I think most of the people who would have watched this just to laugh at Lucas are watching Rackets and Null.

 

[The Line]

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You know this bozo has left the limelight when Kermit's thread is now 3 times as active average post wise as theirs.
Fuck I haven't even watched a single one of the streams/archives for about 2 weeks now.
Remember when Keffals couldn't even post on either account without it being sniped and posted here within 10 minutes? Those days are long gone.

This whole Cat"girl" arc was a preplanned hail Mary in order to try to stay somewhat relevant (Notice the pink cat ear headphones, 2 cat plushies and 1 sunglass cat figure in the background).

Those 100% are the meows of a practiced catboy. Hope you're all overjoyed to now know what Luke's meows sounded like when he was in horrifying tranny-sex discord calls.

 

[Smellee Cat]

1) double chin. Fat.
2) Fake freckles
3) False eyelashes haphazardly applied
4) using his sideburns for a hair style. No woman has hair that grows there like that.

 

[Sprate Header]

Anybody else catch him saying that his life couldn't go on with his thread being publicly available? But I thought it was about avenging the Very Real Victims of the Kiwi Farms Cyberterrorists!?

Wigglers please respond!!!

 

[AltisticRight]

Life couldn't go on, Luke?
Tell me when you join the 41% (fake statistic but should be higher).

 

[Jack Awful]

Keffals has decided to declare victory over KF despite not winning anything, and has decided his new grift is being a titty streamer.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Keffals has decided to declare victory over KF despite not winning anything, and has decided his new grift is being a titty streamer.

Yet Keffals is dismayed at a publicly-available thread from a site that is totally dead?

 

[Waff]

Keffals now crying on stream that all the "harrassment" from "Kiwifarms" almost made him join the 41%. I am switching back to the Ooperator being based with Rackets, can't watch his shit without falling asleep.

Wow who would have expected attacking an entire sitee with blanketed statements would make people angry at you

 

[Sprate Header]

Luke said a couple minutes ago that he gets "overwhelmed" by seeing rough textures like sandpaper and nail files. So fucking autistic, lmfaooo

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[AltisticRight]

Luke said a couple minutes ago that he gets "overwhelmed" by seeing rough textures like sandpaper and nail files. So fucking autistic, lmfaooo

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So that's why his makeup skills suck, because he's scared of the AGP that resides in his mirror.

 

[DrNow]

LMAO, 8000+ viewers on the Livestream with Rekieta right now.
Get fuqed Keffals with your 313 viewers.
The kids on the internet have spoken once again: they want to be Joshua Moon, not Keffals.

Edit: Livestream's over and it was a total of 65k views. On an alt-tech platform. Fuck Youtube and fuck Keffals.

To think this fat troon has the nerve to talk about ‘ratios’

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Luke said a couple minutes ago that he gets "overwhelmed" by seeing rough textures like sandpaper and nail files. So fucking autistic, lmfaooo

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lol this nigga, Lucas, is scared of hardware stores what a fucking loser.

 

[Procrastinhater]

using his sideburns for a hair style. No woman has hair that grows there like that

With all the commotion Dong Gone has been causing, and since he got outed for repeatedly sexually assaulting (sorry "having consent accidents with" ) his co workers I'd almost forgot about our balding hunchbacked pet monkey, and tbh his new habit of shoving his tubular moobs in the screen kind of put me off watching him, but its been fun watching his identity crisis since Twitchcon as he tries to skinwalk Denims and takes our fashion tips, I had high hopes for him, but Lucas, bro, this ain't it.
You can't just use your facial hair as part of your hair style if you're going to cosplay a woman, Lukey boy you are really fucking bad at this transvestite LARP.
The fuck are you thinking?
You'll never keep an audience of simps as an e-whore if you keep making these mistakes.
At least he has the sense to keep those fucking feet hidden, I don't know any women that have feet like Frodo fucking Baggins with hairy toes so at least he's keeping his shoes on but shit.
This e whore look isn't working.
He looked better as a fucking greasy incel.

 

[Smellee Cat]

This e whore look isn't working.
He looked better as a fucking greasy incel.

Also, I don’t know if it’s a filter or what but that fûckin’ cone head, man.

 

[Kees H]

This is the part where he sperges out in his stream on wanting to join the 41% and overall idiotic levels of autism/troonery. It's quite long, and I had to compress it pretty hard to get it on the Farms, I am uploading the better version of this to Odyssey. After this, he went into a makeup stream, which was even sadder (some other autist might have caught that, I couldn't be bothered). I also left the part in where he failed to turn on the webcam, because seeing Lucas struggling with any technology is always hilarious.

Better quality version (if you really want to look at Lucas, which I doubt): https://odysee.com/@KeesH:9/lolkeffalspart1:8

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yay

This is the part where he sperges out in his stream on wanting to join the 41% and overall idiotic levels of autism/troonery. It's quite long, and I had to compress it pretty hard to get it on the Farms, I am uploading the better version of this to Odyssey. After this, he went into a makeup stream, which was even sadder (some other autist might have caught that, I couldn't be bothered). I also left the part in where he failed to turn on the webcam, because seeing Lucas struggling with any technology is always hilarious.

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Better quality version (if you really want to look at Lucas, which I doubt): https://odysee.com/@KeesH:9/lolkeffalspart1:8

He put the moobs away thank fuck for that.
He's still really twitchy, I suppose he is a Twitch streamer, but he's taking it very literally.
He seems rather depressed, but Lucas, bro you brought all this on yourself

No one forced you to come here and read your thread, no one is forcing you to read it now.
You know damn well no one from here ever fucked with you IRL, thats why you had no problem going after us but you're fucking terrified of Doxbin because you know they don't have the same no contact rule we does that keeps you relatively safe from people like me that would otherwise take great pleasure in trolling the fucking shit out of you. You were never scared of us thats why you were so fucking cocky, it was all a grift.
We know it.
You know it.
But now your own community has caught onto it and you're receiving the consequences for your fucking scummy actions and your shitty, arrogant fucking behavior, now you got snubbed and sidelined at Twitchcon apart from the few other outcasts you could get to hang with you, and now you've lost your ability to do your meaningless "ratios" on Twitter and are exposed as the greedy, shifty incel creep you've always been, what, gonna cry?
Feeling lonely?
You fucking scammed a hundred grand off your community under false pretences and used it to fuck off on European Holiday and cheat on your Fiance, did you really think you wouldn't face any backlash?
That the Fiance you abandoned and treated like shit would be waiting when you got back?
You've always treated people like objects Lucas, you've always been selfish, and you've never been told NO, or held to account.
So you're lonely and feeling persecuted?
You brought it all on yourself.
You had your 15 minutes faggot.
Hope you enjoyed it because it all gets worse from here.
That rope is going to start to look more and more tempting, but I don't want you to kill yourself.
Really I don't care if you do or don't.
You're irrelevant.
You're a fat, balding hunchback, you talk like you're on Xanax, your own community sees you for what you are and despises you.
And you DIDN'T. WIN. SHIT.
We are still here.
And you will never be a woman.

 

[Something Awful]

What's going on with his cheeks? It's like a gunt on his face.

 

[lrresistable]

Keffals has decided to declare victory over KF despite not winning anything, and has decided his new grift is being a titty streamer.

ugly. fat. balding. hunchback. eunuch

I would not hire for a minimum wage job.

 

[AltisticRight]

Yay

He put the moobs away thank fuck for that.
He's still really twitchy, I suppose he is a Twitch streamer, but he's taking it very literally.
He seems rather depressed, but Lucas, bro you brought all this on yourself
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No one forced you to come here and read your thread, no one is forcing you to read it now.
You know damn well no one from here ever fucked with you IRL, thats why you had no problem going after us but you're fucking terrified of Doxbin because you know they don't have the same no contact rule we does that keeps you relatively safe from people like me that would otherwise take great pleasure in trolling the fucking shit out of you. You were never scared of us thats why you were so fucking cocky, it was all a grift.
We know it.
You know it.
But now your own community has caught onto it and you're receiving the consequences for your fucking scummy actions and your shitty, arrogant fucking behavior, now you got snubbed and sidelined at Twitchcon apart from the few other outcasts you could get to hang with you, and now you've lost your ability to do your meaningless "ratios" on Twitter and are exposed as the greedy, shifty incel creep you've always been, what, gonna cry?
Feeling lonely?
You fucking scammed a hundred grand off your community under false pretences and used it to fuck off on European Holiday and cheat on your Fiance, did you really think you wouldn't face any backlash?
That the Fiance you abandoned and treated like shit would be waiting when you got back?
You've always treated people like objects Lucas, you've always been selfish, and you've never been told NO, or held to account.
So you're lonely and feeling persecuted?
You brought it all on yourself.
You had your 15 minutes faggot.
Hope you enjoyed it because it all gets worse from here.
That rope is going to start to look more and more tempting, but I don't want you to kill yourself.
Really I don't care if you do or don't.
You're irrelevant.
You're a fat, balding hunchback, you talk like you're on Xanax, your own community sees you for what you are and despises you.
And you DIDN'T. WIN. SHIT.
We are still here.
And you will never be a woman.

For someone who cut his cock off and slit it open, he sure acts very cocky for a cockless autogynephile.