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More screenshots because I done hit the media limit.
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I actually feel bad for them, losing your job is really scary.
 
The pronoun lootbox is a brilliant idea. Elon could make mad cash by making certain pronouns extremely rare, so trannies would have to buy thousands of keys, to get the super special snowflake one, they prefer. Imagine troons with ultra rare pronouns mogging the "they/them" plebs.
He should sell N-word passes, with a discount if you buy a bundle of them all at once. That way people can flex, because you know if someone is saying nigger every other word, they must be rich. He should also sell passes for other ethnic, racial, religious, national, etc. slurs, and package those, too. Maybe have a special on particularly popular slurs.

For instance, he could sell a general anti-Semitism package with slurs like kike, yid, hymie, schlomo, etc.

Also he should fine people if they try to work around it by misspelling the slur or spell it with numbers.

Another idea would be selling bling for your name. Like if you want a swastika or SS lightning bolts in your name.
 
Losing your job is scary if you've never actually done real work at a real job and now you have to convince someone to hire you

Someone who may not be an incompetent faggot like those who were previously running twatter
 
Losing your job is scary if you've never actually done real work at a real job and now you have to convince someone to hire you

Someone who may not be an incompetent faggot like those who were previously running twatter
No job = No income
No job = No health insurance
No job = You have to spend savings and can't save savings

Is scawee (/.\)
 
Losing your job is scary if you've never actually done real work at a real job and now you have to convince someone to hire you

Someone who may not be an incompetent faggot like those who were previously running twatter
I know a lot of people under 30 in 6 figure tech jobs and they are shit with their money. A lot of these people have almost no savings and own nothing. They spend all their money on $4,000/month apartment rentals, eating out for every meal, and going to the city every weekend to blow 2 grand on whatever. I would say half the people that get fired and made 6 figures will be totally broke or living with their parents within 6 months.
 
I know a lot of people under 30 in 6 figure tech jobs and they are shit with their money. A lot of these people have almost no savings and own nothing. They spend all their money on $4,000/month apartment rentals, eating out for every meal, and going to the city every weekend to blow 2 grand on whatever. I would say half the people that get fired and made 6 figures will be totally broke or living with their parents within 6 months.
The cost of living in the bay area is also stupid-high. Even if they weren't living it up, they still might lose their homes.
 
Has anybody heard "Tweeps" before Yesterday, or am I just a boomer who doesn't know the way the kids speak now the way a 54 year old state-run-media asset would?
Can't say I have either, but it appears to be a combination of "twitter" and "peep" as in people. So Tweep refers to Twitter People. It's apparently been around for years.

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Lots of machine learning workers getting canned. WTF do Twitter need with AI if not for making realistic bots and/or automated jannying?
If these employees were actually any good at their jobs, Twitter wouldn't have a fucking CP market operating in the fucking open.

There is no fucking excuse for that. Even fucking 4chan can manage to crack down on CP, yet Twitter does fucking nothing about children selling nudes to pedophiles in the open.
 
The cost of living in the bay area is also stupid-high. Even if they weren't living it up, they still might lose their homes.
Oh, please. They're largely very young, overpaid, and supposedly smart, so it's their own fault if they didn't plan a little. Plus, everyone knows what's happening with the RIF, so anyone canned will have sympathetic hirers. If they were actually underperforming, a mass layoff is the best thing that could happen for them.

But don't listen to me - read all those screenshots. They're the least worried and most "I'll miss my besties" types of "holy shit I just got fired in the middle of the night " comments ever. They'll get severance of varying amounts, and if they had any stock/options /other equity perks under their plan, that all accelerated on the change of control [or if they bought some via an ESPP, they got a very nice and quick return]. They'll all be more than fine.
 

Don't feel bad about the "Tweep" layoff holocaust. You have to remember these people on some small level share blame for absolutely ruining US politics, US pop culture, tv, video games, comic books and everything else you ever enjoyed in addition to convincing a whole generation of kids that permanently removing their genitals, reproductive systems and secondary sex characteristics is an acceptable fashion trend.

This cesspit of cancer was the force ruining all those things. If you want to feel bad for someone, I say feel bad for people who were laid off at factories and auto plants in middle America who were just working a job instead of thinking they were on some cultural crusade. These coastal fucks would never give two thoughts to some auto worker from Saginaw, Michigan or wherever else that can no longer feed their kids while they sipped their free work supplied lattes and wine on tap. In most cases, they probably looked down on them for being bad "flyover" people who voted the wrong way and do not deserve jobs like theirs with their endless benefits and perks like 24 hour yoga rooms, pet insurance, Dance Dance Revolution machines, free eggs benedict and whatever other ridiculous shit these people were given.

I mean sure, there may have been some people just working on code as a job at Twitter who didn't give a fuck about the political angle of it all, but you know they were in the minority and scared into silence regarding fighting back against the horrors this shitty website is responsible for. In the end, they didn't do anything to stop it so I don't feel bad for them either.

Optimistic outlook. IMO musk is a pressure relief valve because the angry mobs were gaining momentum. Between the total collapse of media credibility and the absolutely batshit retoric out of washington and the troon menace a lot of people are starting to notice. This way they keep the frame going whilst hopefully taking some of the wind out of ideological dissidents' sails.

Musk has a history of espousing official talking points in a more irreverent way that combined with hese memposting appeals to a demographic that could very easily become a horde of malcontents.

For example:
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This being said, I'm not going to sit here and pretend I haven't been entertained by these twitter shenanigans.

It's all theater. Even Kanye's recent spergout to me stands out as the power structure laying the groundwork for the next gay-op. Don't know what the gay-op will be or what the end goal is but it's suspicious in both its timing and the way his posts are getting massive reach and the media establishment's seemingly impotent response to them.

While interpreting this as a "release valve" is understandable, there is no way imo that a turn-about this significant was planned. It doesn't get past Occam's razor. The more likely scenario is the left had gotten too arrogant/incompetent to even consider that their propaganda arm could be bought off with enough money if they pissed off the wrong people.
 
Starting to look a lot like the farms will outlive Twitter, who’d have thought. IMO this is bad overall, for all the shit that is done and said on Twitter, it’s the one place you can get to the facts about anything really quickly, usually from the horses mouth.
That’s my guess as to why it’s being taken over and immediately put into a nosedive. They want to shut off freedom of information.

Example: Imagine there’s massive, never seen before trouble at the polls next week. Just guys with guns, turning everyone away.
Where will people go to report that? Where will you find out about it. The coup will not be televised.
 
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Starting to look a lot like the farms will outlive Twitter, who’d have thought. IMO this is bad overall, for all the shit that is done and said on Twitter, it’s the one place you can get to the facts about anything really quickly, usually from the horses mouth.
That’s my guess as to why it’s being taken over and immediately put into a nosedive. They want to shut off freedom of information.
Things would be a fuck lot better without Twitter 100 percent. For example, without Twitter, this website would not be undergoing the worst deplatoforming campaign in history since Twitter facilitated that autistic campaign. Who the fuck cares if you can learn that some random celebrity died faster on Twitter, the site played a big hand in ruining the entire country.
 
Starting to look a lot like the farms will outlive Twitter, who’d have thought. IMO this is bad overall, for all the shit that is done and said on Twitter, it’s the one place you can get to the facts about anything really quickly, usually from the horses mouth.
That’s my guess as to why it’s being taken over and immediately put into a nosedive. They want to shut off freedom of information.

Example: Imagine there’s massive, never seen before trouble at the polls next week. Just guys with guns, turning everyone away.
Where will people go to report that? Where will you find out about it. The coup will not be televised.
If Twitter is truly one of the last pillars of free information, then this world is absolutely screwed anyway.
 
I actually feel bad for them, losing your job is really scary.
Fuck them all. They're people who think that any non-leftist speech should be prevented.

My only regret is that some other playpen will give them new "jobs".



it’s the one place you can get to the facts
That's a problem that needs solving. We need many places publishing facts, preferably with less inclination to stop people knowing about facts the company doesn't like.
 
Couldnt happen to a more deserving bunch. The ball is definetly rolling for the distruction of a netgiant and that couldnt make me happier.

Thanks musk, i mistrusted you before (and i still do now) but now you are less of a cuck im my eyes.
 
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