Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 67 17.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.5%

  • Total voters
    383
Nick hasn't gone into much details about the exclusivity deal but he did mention in his post-stream Locals stream responding to some questions from the chat and saying how he makes a pretty good amount of money "and once I get this exclusivity deal signed I'm going to be making a comedic amount of money." Apparently there's a decent chunk of money on the table.
Just off Locals alone he is making 25k a month.

Plus he has:
Superchats (Rumble rants, Odysee chats, etc)
Subs on YT
Subs on Patreon
Birch Gold sponsor
Another sponsor he signed (mentioned the other night)
Ad venue from YT still for current content on platform
Ad venue now coming from Rumble

If he isn't making 50k a month from all forms of income, I would be suprised.
 
I've also started archiving things recently; once I've got a hold of every Jim thing I can, I want to eventually move on to Josh stuff, but it's mostly a personal minimalist archive, so I download everything at the lowest quality, audio format when applicable. What's your method for downloading from Rumble? Can it just download an MP3 instead of the whole video? Otherwise, can you send me an audio file so I don't have to eat 2000 gigs of data for a 2-hour stream?
I have been using Video DownloadHelper for everything not YT. Then ofcourse yt-dlp for YT.
 
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I'd love to see a subforum here sharing torrents of collections of these that we'd worry would vanish; even if we're just talking turning it from 5 people who'd preserve this stuff into 30... ideally a couple hundred...
does Email work for that? we all have email addresses exclusive fr the farms, using them for a mailing list for MATI torrents wouldnt be a opsec issue.
 
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I'd love to see a subforum here sharing torrents of collections of these that we'd worry would vanish; even if we're just talking turning it from 5 people who'd preserve this stuff into 30... ideally a couple hundred...
does Email work for that? we all have email addresses exclusive fr the farms, using them for a mailing list for MATI torrents wouldnt be a opsec issue.
 
Racket's gat
Springfield 1911 in .45 AARP
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Sig 516
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Lady Racket's gat
Sig P238 in what I assume .380 auto.
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"This chick's face is giving me stress."
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This nerdy discussion on going to Four Corners and grabbing someone's tit is actually intriguing.

EDIT: Fuck that it's actually really fucking funny.

EDIT2: I wasn't expecting much from the stream, but damn.

 
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I've also started archiving things recently; once I've got a hold of every Jim thing I can, I want to eventually move on to Josh stuff, but it's mostly a personal minimalist archive, so I download everything at the lowest quality, audio format when applicable. What's your method for downloading from Rumble? Can it just download an MP3 instead of the whole video? Otherwise, can you send me an audio file so I don't have to eat 2000 gigs of data for a 2-hour stream?
you've been using this, i trust?

It's only up to February of this year, but its a great archive of the much older stuff.
 
I went to sleep before the guns came out and the stream only rewinds to like twenty minutes after it. Shit.
It got a little dark when they were talking family law stuff but was still wildly entertaining.

Also fuddbusters reaction to seeing page 69 of matthew harris' manifesto was priceless lol.
 
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It got a little dark when they were talking family law stuff but was still wildly entertaining.

Also fuddbusters reaction to seeing page 69 of matthew harris' manifesto was priceless lol.
I saw the first 1.5 and last 4 hours... Catching up in the middle.
Nobody has yet mentioned Rackets playing with (unloaded) guns while drunk or pointing them at himself.
 
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Can anyone give a quick TL;DR on what this drama is between Nick and Legalbytes? It keeps coming up on his streams but it's always incredibly vague or buried in an hour long meandering attempt to not piss off the other side like the video above and I have no idea what the actual fight is about.
 
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The sheer number of adbreaks he's seems to be putting on these is matched only by spider enthusiast channels holy shit. :story:

Truly embracing the grift.
Can anyone give a quick TL;DR on what this drama is between Nick and Legalbytes? It keeps coming up on his streams but it's always incredibly vague or buried in an hour long meandering attempt to not piss off the other side like the video above and I have no idea what the actual fight is about.
I'm pretty sure there's two incidents, and the first one may have built up resentments from LB's side which contributed to the second incident.

The video he just posted goes over the first sign of a rift, which basically came down to LB, Hoeg and Law and Lumber making some comments about DUI Guy's reaction in court of the TMZ journalist dunking Heard's lawyer so hard Michael Jordan got an unexpected boner, which then led to drama involving excluding DUI Guy from LB's stream and some fake award being yanked from DUI Guy and being given to Hoeg. I'm still unclear on who was behind the fake award, but unless it was any of the people involved in the drama it's probably not relevant. This gay ass award being yanked caused Nick to request he be removed from the awardee list as well.

The second drama I didn't follow directly, but involves LB and possibly a couple others being a little less than wagon-circle-y about Nick's ban from the Keffuffal, though I'll refrain from characterizing it any more than that since I didn't follow that part of the drama outside what snippets were brought up on Nick's streams. The result of this was a pretty snappy rebuke from some of Nick's friends, LegalMindset I remember was definitely involved, and later Drexel, calling out whatever those people did and/or said, and I can guess at the tone since I know it involved Drexel using the word "snake" in direct reference to LB and the others involved. Nick's response was to do a stream about Montegraph attempting to sully Nick's good name and as far as I know hasn't done a formal "response" to the drama.

I'm sure I missed a bunch of details which others can do a much better job of filling in, since I've not been watching as much lately for various reasons mostly related to the bevvy of Starcraft 2 content on youtube and it's typical length of 367 hours per video.
 
Can anyone give a quick TL;DR on what this drama is between Nick and Legalbytes? It keeps coming up on his streams but it's always incredibly vague or buried in an hour long meandering attempt to not piss off the other side like the video above and I have no idea what the actual fight is about.
I'm not sure what happened but I'm sure it was massively autistic.
 
Can anyone give a quick TL;DR on what this drama is between Nick and Legalbytes? It keeps coming up on his streams but it's always incredibly vague or buried in an hour long meandering attempt to not piss off the other side like the video above and I have no idea what the actual fight is about.
LB tried to make Lawtube a "thing" and started doing gatekeeping during the Johnny Depp trial. Nick disavowed Lawtube around this time calling out the gay infighting that was starting for what it was and things seemingly simmered down. After this Legal Mindset and another lawyer who hasn't been identified (I suspect Kurt/ Uncivil Law) were subjected to struggle sessions by LB and I believe Hoag Law to more or less disavow Nick for being Nick right before LB's wedding.

Nick didn't attend this wedding since he had prior plans to attend a baby shower for two fans who met in his chat and got funky. Additionally Nick had some warning that a struggle session/ confrontation was imminent which made that choice even easier.

Time passes, everyone who didn't foster an actual audience during the Depp trial sees their income shrink, and resentment from LB's camp grows because Nick is still doing great despite (because of) being a shock jock personality.

Nick gets banned, most of his contacts rally to his aid, but LB's camp offers tepid support or suggest Nick deserved it. Legal Mindset who didn't appreciate the struggle session takes the opportunity to call out the other side and what little support LB had dries up upon Nick's triumphant return.

Finally, the entire time Nick had mostly refused to engage the drama except when super fucking drunk while the fans were down last week.

TL:DR - The vanilla normies of Lawtube got jealous when they realized the money was going away.
 
I'd love to see a subforum here sharing torrents of collections of these that we'd worry would vanish; even if we're just talking turning it from 5 people who'd preserve this stuff into 30... ideally a couple hundred...
The torrent for "The Complete works of Mister Metakur" is dead and a couple others I found are even worse off. No one has 100% of the seed since I joined it a couple weeks ago. When I have some time, I will try and complete it. I have torrents that I have been seeding for 5-6+ years on my server so its no big deal.

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