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Update: Lucas will be returning for a patreon stream explaining the next steps of his legal proceedings
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Brutality said:
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Are those seriously the only reactions to the Discord announcement? That's abysmal. No wonder he's taking a hiatus, what he's doing right now is clearly an irrecoverable money hole. Unironically could do better in fast food, sad!
 
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Kees H said:
This is the part where he sperges out in his stream on wanting to join the 41% and overall idiotic levels of autism/troonery. It's quite long, and I had to compress it pretty hard to get it on the Farms, I am uploading the better version of this to Odyssey. After this, he went into a makeup stream, which was even sadder (some other autist might have caught that, I couldn't be bothered). I also left the part in where he failed to turn on the webcam, because seeing Lucas struggling with any technology is always hilarious.

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Better quality version (if you really want to look at Lucas, which I doubt): https://odysee.com/@KeesH:9/lolkeffalspart1:8
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Wait a sec. Feel free to r8 me l8 if people already noticed this and its been beat to death - but does lucass use the fat girl angle shot in all his streams?

Of the few clips of his I could stand to watch without succumbing to the urge to stuff my gullet with antidepressants, the camera was always above him and tilted down. On top of that, he usually kept his chin tucked and avoided looking at the camera.

Is this the most accidentally feminine thing he's done - using camera angles to try to hide his corpulent shame?
 
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Oxyjen said:
Just spitballing here but the Canadian cops have had that copy of Lucas’s hard drive for a while now, do we think this sudden hiatus could mean he’s had in invitation to come for a chat and is fearing the worst?
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It's Canada and Liz Dong's white monkey got ahead of the issue by coming out and calling the police sane for not sucking troon dick transphobic on the news, so they will especially avoid being put into prison by Jihad Justin.
 
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Brutality said:
upon looking at what he's written I see he's got his own personal journal of sorts, so I have a skim, and I shit you not the Second entry is about how some guy is accusing him of being antisemitic
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"On a not-so-ordinary day at the Wannsee Conference in 1942, a portal to the world of The Last of Us opens. Nothing good happens for the Nazis - or anyone else, really. AU, to drive home that I don't dislike Jewish people."

He really keeps screaming I SWEAR I DON'T HATE JEWS to everyone who never asked.

"There. See? I'M. NOT. ANTISEMITIC.

I swear, this is the LAST time I am ever fucking writing a Jewish character. As cool as Judaism is, a lot of ya'll REALLY don't like being called out on Israel's bullshit and flip out when people do it. Ain't nobody got time for that. So there, you got your wish and I am GLADLY leaving the Chosen People out of my works from now on. Go ahead and leave angry reviews; I'm not reading a single one for this story and am ignoring all messages about it."
 
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This nigga deadass goes "if you want to hear about what the $100k I've been given for doing nothing is being used for, pay me money to watch my private stream", holy shit.

If you don't want to post about it super openly while keeping up the façade of being offline, just get someone to make a mention on behalf of you in Discord or something. This is clearly just an attempt to drive up the number of Patreon subscribers for the sake of more short-term cash, probably because he's blown through so much of the GFM money by this point.
 
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Jamila said:
I see a lot of people saying Lucas won't kill himself because he's a narcissist, and narcissists never kill themselves. They do, usually as the ultimate power move against their victims. They do it primarily out of spite, especially when they've been rejected by their favorite person (or persons). But the main thing about narcissists, that many people are often unaware of, is that they're deeply and utterly ashamed of who they are, they know they're flawed, horrible people. Because they're so desperate for love, affection and admiration, they will usually crawl out of their personal gutters over and over again to find new blood to feed on. Occasionally they will kill themselves because of the overwhelming feelings of shame and worthlessness, but it's often when they have absolutely no one and nothing to fall back on. Even if there's only one person in their life who hasn't cut them off completely, even if that person only fights with them and tells them they're a piece of shit, they'll claw and scratch for any attention they can get.
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So you’re saying that eventually their KF thread is the only lifeline left? We’re doing our part!
 
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Marche said:
Aint no way this "ex" Junkie isnt spending that money on drugs.
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Listen to his voice. He never stopped using drugs. Except now he's a prescription abuser rather than just a regular crackhead.
SaidNoOneEver said:
Could this be a rehab storyline? The writers are keeping me guessing this season.
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Sorry to disappoint but drugs are one of Lucas's few sources of pleasure in life, no way will he ever give them up entirely. Trading heroin for ratios was one thing, but now that the ratios are gone, he's gonna have to rekindle that old flame somehow, and no prescription med is gonna cut it.
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lol he's really desperate for money isn't he? First his "goodbye" video has 2 unskippable intro ads and 7 midroll ads, now he's trying to drive up his patreon numbers by scamming people into what will be maybe 30 minutes of him trying to huff and puff his chest about how he's going to sue Destiny and/or KF instead of the fucking Ontario police like the GoFundMe said he would.
 
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I miss winter. Winter was funny. I don’t want Lucas becoming a farmer with us because let’s face it he can’t/won’t spill the tea on elliot or Taylor Lorenz or anything because if he did the machine would chew him up (and give elliot more talking points about us). While watching them eat their own is funny as fuck and entirely predictable, just the same it’s better it isn’t here. If I were Lucas I’d make a totally new Twitter, pretend to be some 1337 haxxor, and start dropping “hacked” texts and emails from dong fong wuhan and all. Then deny the shit out of it - like immediately say someone’s hacking him. Bonus points if he blames dollar tree tommy wiseaeu
 
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Windows Error 98 said:
Keffals is in a weird place because he was clearly raised on (and misses) edgy 4chan humor despite trooning out. That’s why he had some brief fun joking around (like with the wigglers and his YWNBAW jokes). I think to some extent he envies us, since the trans crowd he’s cultivated (and Elliot) will murder him if he steps slightly out of line.
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A lot of vocal troons are from 4chan and something awful so that would make sense.
 
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AnOminous said:
I doubt he effectively has $100K at this point. His burn rate must have been ridiculous in his first month and much of it should be going to taxes. So if he doesn't cheat on his taxes and fail to report (he will) he has considerably less than $100K at this point and will soon be broke and owing huge tax debt on top of that, with no marketable skills whatsoever.

If he spends another few months blowing the rest he'll end up in poverty and what audience he has will have forgotten him.
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WTF is he going to do for a living now? $100k isn't enough to retire on. If the money was still rolling in he wouldn't have just quit. I don't see how manufacturing another controversy for pity-bux is going to work again. He's a toxic mess now due to his history so the pundits won't have anything to do with him especially after the wipeout the Dems are about to take largely because of the troons.
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You guys are going to look so dumb when that lawsuit on the cops drops and Canada has to return to the loving arms of the United Kingdom because of their state bankruptcy.

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[2022-11-05 02:24:59 UTC] keffals: I am currently paying $800 a month to see a psychologist so I can get proper treatment
[2022-11-05 02:25:28 UTC] keffals: but being unable to stream, unable to continue making a living, is a constant source of anxiety. My finances will dwindle as long as I am on hiatus.
[2022-11-05 02:25:30 UTC] keffals: It's terrifying.
[2022-11-05 02:26:11 UTC] keffals: I don't have insurance, I'm self-employed
[2022-11-05 02:26:33 UTC] keffals: I have to lay off half a dozen sub-contractors soon because everything is going to tank unless I get better
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Why would a person "self-employed" as an irrelevant streamer hire any subcontractors let alone six or more? For what? This includes the private investigator right? And he's paying $800 for a psychologist how many times a month is he going? For what?

And that part about him thinking it's misogyny that people don't think it's funny when he acts like a stupid attention seeking male on Twitter is great. This man believed his own hype. He told everyone he was going to take down the Final Boss of Transphobes and they were going to bring about the communist revolution just by sitting on Twitch. But he believed it. Then a few months later nothing has changed so he's ready to just give up completely because he thought simply wanting something means he's going to be given it by reality and damn any potential consequences from pursuing the immediate thing you think you want at all times without any second thought.

So now Keffals is allowing capitalism to triumph by refusing to stream because he doesn't feel appreciated enough. The rest of us are all out suffering under the oppressive yoke of the system and the one man who could save us by streaming us into a revolution is abandoning us. But the worst part, the absolute worst part of everything? He still refuses to come on here and debate me.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Why would a person "self-employed" as an irrelevant streamer hire any subcontractors let alone six or more? For what? This includes the private investigator right? And he's paying $800 for a psychologist how many times a month is he going? For what?
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There are no rules for pricing for private psychologists and most like to charge over $100 per session so he probably is going once a week for a "therapist hour" which is 45/50 minutes. Especially if hes seeing one of those special snowflake gender ones their rates are even higher probably..
 
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