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If Musk really is going to run Twitter into the ground, I hope he does it soon.
 
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We got 'em! One twigger at a time, none shall be left behind.
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These retards do not realize that fediverse is the fucking shadow of the Internet. Its been fun watching their smooth brains trying to figure it out. By the end of the week they will all be back on twitter with their $8 badge.

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If Musk is going to run twitter into the ground, I hope he does it soon.
If you are logged into your twitter account what trends is influenced by your activity so you are basically self snitching on yourself lol. I dont have an account and that is not trending.
 
People will pretend libs will take off for another site if Musk gets his way or whatever, but that never happens. People love the conflict on social media like Twitter which is why they hang there so much. An echo chamber will never give them that dopamine of feeling like they're fighting against the darkness of the world, so they may take a break from the site, but they'll come back around and complain like they're fighting against "The Man".
 
A lot more seething keeps showing up and I don't have to look hard for it.

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Elon Musk is totally such a fascist that I have to be a pussy and censor his name for some reason. Also lock the replies so nobody can disagree with my totally correct opinion.

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Elon is totally so stupid he would randomly unplug servers, guys. Also of course a bluecheck replied.

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I guess the bluechecks deserve to screech autistically at Elon Musk after they've been bullied for years for being pedophiles, disinfo spreaders and general menaces to society. That, and if I paid $15k for a shitty checkmark I would definitely be angry too.

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There's this weird narrative being pushed that Elon fired people via "lines of code written" (which would definitely be grade-A retarded if it happened, for those who don't know tech) but all the references keep ending up back at this one tweet made by Colin McMillen.

The same Colin McMillen who found a partner for Elliot No-Schlong Jones and used to work at Google creating a "internal-only meme social network":
Collin McMillen's (the matchmaker) greatest accomplishment at Google was creating their internal meme site. In his own words:
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Seriously, that is what Elliot, Collin, and friends did at work. Someone working for a famous company or attending a famous school isn't proof that they're smart.
He seems to have gone private after he tweeted that out and he's "taking a twitter break."
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People, predictably, have spread the rumor everywhere.

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This is from the replies of tech troon Ariadne Conill, who surprise fucking surprise came back to twitter after saying he was totally gonna leave it.
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Also in the replies is one of the people who think it's funny to change their name and pfp to Elon Musk for some reason.

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Like this bluecheck.

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Apparently his account got suspended but it seems to have been restored afterwards.

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Also another weird narrative is that Elon Musk bought twitter because Grimes left him to fuck a tranny or something.

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We got 'em! One twigger at a time, none shall be left behind.
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:story: Something really amuses me, that this journoscum could not last a day in an environment were a censor is not watching out for his feelings 24/7. He encounted the 2000s era internet for a few hours and went running back to his hugbox. L O L
 
I've heard people arguing that this isn't going to change anything.. The SJWs, woke, progs and leftists will still stick around and continue their cancel bullshit. But that ignores one thing... Now that you don't have to fear getting randomly banned out of nowhere for simply pushing back against a cancel attempt, or for defending the wrong people/group/org.. (something that happened a LOT more often than most people realize) There will be people to openly push back.. Push back against woke companies and yes, even retaliatory canceling attempts won't get shut before they ever start. (let's be clear here, making cancel culture as PAINFUL as fucking possible is the only way to even have a hope of slowing it down.. it's too easy for the left and usually pain free right now) Worst case new twitter leads to a clusterfuck of bullshit, best case is that it dies a quick death. Either way it won't be able to so selectively and one sidedly fuck with society and culture.


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Seriously. WTF is Musk planning? Who's side is he on and what does he know?


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Give me rainbows or what ever but here's a hypothetical question.

Say your an evil devil worshiper or what ever, you buy twitter and you unshackled it (more or less). Your bringing back free speech, people are happy. He's seemingly biting the hand that feeds him and going after biden's people... Where's the catch? because there's gotta be catch.

He's "jokingly" said he's going to plug the data into an AI and he does have access to a shit ton of info, but it feels like there's something more... I know im not overthinking the man's connections to the occult, his mother has displayed Freemasonry imagery and he's got too much shit going on to be a coincidence.

I guess the question is how much of it does he seriously believe and how much of it is him larping to get on everybody's good side?
 
These retards do not realize that fediverse is the fucking shadow of the Internet. Its been fun watching their smooth brains trying to figure it out. By the end of the week they will all be back on twitter with their $8 badge.


If you are logged into your twitter account what trends is influenced by your activity so you are basically self snitching on yourself lol. I dont have an account and that is not trending.
EDIT: I APOLOGIZE FOR POWERLEVELING
 
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The blues don't mind paying $8 at all, it's that anyone could pay $8.
That's the thing - a verification system should've always just been a way to verify that you are who you say you are or that your business account is legit. It should've always been open to Joe Schmoe in Mississippi or Sue Ann's Bakery in Alaska as long as they were willing to prove who they were; I'm unsure how Musk's system will work to verify these beyond paying $8 per month, but it's a step in the right direction to achieving that.

When I've seen the blue check marks talk about how "verification symbol will be useless now" it's obvious that they see themselves as a higher caste, the chosen ones and those without it are mere plebs (all while larping communists). If some of them paid $15 000 for it, then yikes. No wonder they're big mad. Not only is it money down the drain, but they just have to settle that even Joe Schmoe and Sue Ann can get it for an affordable price now.
 
i cannot decide between based and cringe
but it is entertaining
Agreed. He's more in touch with the average joe, which is a comfort and a concern. I like the man, he's funny and charming. But I keep looking for the silver lining in everything he does now days.

Id love to believe he's just a rich idiot. He's just confusing the fuck out of me with all his occultism.
 
Sooo now we know why the bluechecks are so mad about the $8 fee: Turns out some of them paid up to 15K for it
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And looks like we are starting to see how Musk plans to make money with Twitter - start fucking with YouTube

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If Musk would like Twitter to compete with YouTube in video content, I really hope that comes with an easy-to-browse gallery per user. The current "media" tab is already an inadequate pain to look through the content of artists who post their work on Twitter.
 
Twitter, it’s the one place you can get to the facts about anything really quickly, usually from the horses mouth.
most powerful bait i've seeen posted on here in months
real high impact shitposting

I wish conservatives ETC could actually pull this off, I've seen so many threats of boycotts over the ages and I can't think of one that actually worked. It's like with China how they bitch about China yet keep consoooming non stop chink shit.
that's because conservaclowns threats of boycott are usually grassroots, they come from a largely unorganized mass of random individuals, and such a group (if you can even call it a group) is simply ineffective

leftist social pressure on the other hand often comes from large institutions and organisations with lots of power and capital at their disposal, so naturally it is much much more effective and impactful
 
Also another weird narrative is that Elon Musk bought twitter because Grimes left him to fuck a tranny or something.
This has been the prevailing cope over on /g/ as well. Somehow he's "an idiot" for buying Twitter for $44b, and a cuck for leaving a woman who later shacked up with a troon. Because leaving a woman before she goes queer is something a "beta cuck" would do. [eyeroll]

It's such a delight watching people sling impotent insults at a billionaire as if he gives a single solitary shit. It was just as fun watching the meltdowns when Trump won in 2016. People genuinely acted like insulting his manhood would be the biggest gotcha ever.

Funny how normally these people either get deeply offended at being called cuckolds themselves or publish articles enthusiastically explaining why being a cuckold is a good thing. Now suddenly it's an insult.

:story: Something really amuses me, that this journoscum could not last a day in an environment were a censor is not watching out for his feelings 24/7. He encounted the 2000s era internet for a few hours and went running back to his hugbox. L O L
Journoscum really can't handle it when the proles talk back. They gave the game away a long time ago when they started getting rid of comment sections on all their individual websites. For awhile they mostly switched to Disqus, who probably thought they'd hit the jackpot since everybody was seemingly outsourcing their comment sections to them, but then people just started integrating Facebook discussions (such as they were) because it was easier to ban people from the centralized "global" discussion via Facebook. Then they finally just got rid of comments entirely.

Everybody remember the white-hot rage they all sprayed when Gab introduced that extension to link any URL to a Gab-hosted comment thread so people could discuss articles even without author permission? Their rage was such that they pushed Google, Mozilla and Apple to delist the extension from their store pages, and if memory serves this was also the point where they started going after Gab hard to get its apps blacklisted and kicked off the stores.

The fuckers absolutely loathe being criticized. They especially hate it when they can't claw back with a ban hammer. Having to actually stand by their words and defend themselves is beyond their abilities. This is a perfect example of it in action -- when there's nobody to run crying to for "administrative relief," they run right back to their hugboxes. As much as this faggot claims to hate Twitter (despite undoubtedly using it for years and remaining confident that things will stay essentially the same even after Musk's purchase), he ran straight back there once he realized he can't just instantly have people banned when they hurt his feelings.

I look back on the newspapers of the 80's and 90's and how they actually used to publish "letters to the editor," and sometimes even critical ones. I know they had no more integrity in general back then than they do now, but at least they bothered with a pretense of fostering two-way discussion back then.

On a side note, it still tickles me that the average jew feigns such deep injury whenever someone calls them a jew (or a slur) or posts a picture of Hitler. That shit happened almost a century ago but they're still playing it up for victimhood points as much as they can. It also makes me laugh how they simultaneously express pride in being jewish but then get deeply offended when someone calls them jewish. Fucking grifters.
 
If they can afford $15K and they should easily be able to pay the $8 idiot tax.
They don't care about the $8, they care that their precious blue checkmark is now available to plebs too.
The blues don't mind paying $8 at all, it's that anyone could pay $8.
Even a subhuman working class person! Even a NAWTSEE!
These retards do not realize that fediverse is the fucking shadow of the Internet. Its been fun watching their smooth brains trying to figure it out.
These filthy twiggers literally made Twitter such a shithole they drove all these people out to the "shadows of the Internet" then, when they themselves can no longer stand the shithole they created and try to escape there themselves, they're amazed the natives are hostile.

They're literally the Californians of the Internet. It is no irony that they are actually often Californians irl too. Cancerfornians.
 
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