Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[stupid frog]

... what best friend? JULIANA?
More like C herself whined and maybe paid.

 

[Simon]

"Sometimes, your best friend calls your sister and says, 'hey, Corissa needs you to come home'. And your sister flys from 1700 miles away just to be near you for a minute."

No, none of this "sometimes" shit; your best friend never does that. Nor does your sister. Unless, of course, there's a massive, life-changing crisis going on that you're not publicly admitting to, and you're losing your shit over it.

I wonder what is going on with Corissa that is so bad, her friend took it upon herself to call her sister and tell her Corissa needed her to fly home on short notice. Because hopping on a plane and flying 1700 miles to see your sister in response to a friend's phone call is not an, "Oh, she just misses you and could really use a hug; why not visit and make her day?" kind of thing.

I've put my ass on a plane to make similar visits to friends and family members, but it's always because some truly terrible shit was going down—a cancer diagnosis, somebody dying, sudden widowhood, a mental health crisis—those sorts of things. And I've only called somebody else to tell them they really needed to make that kind of trip once, and it was only because a family member was about to die.

Making sudden plane trips like that is an expensive and inconvenient hardship for most people, and her sister's not wealthy enough to do it on a lark, so this isn't just a nice visit to share a hug. I'd bet money there's an actual crisis going on, that Corissa hasn't admitted to yet, but is perhaps gearing up to tell her followers about.

I have an inkling it's cancer. These fatties get cancer so easily.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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Seeing Corissa next to a person of similar age and genetic makeup REALLY drives home how fucking terrible she looks. Yikes.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I have an inkling it's cancer. These fatties get cancer so easily.

And if endometrial /uterine, then a complete over-reaction....and good luck C denying it's weight related. Get all your lady bits yeeted and best of luck squeezing into an MRI or PET scan for post surgery followup.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Looks like Corissa is blocked from linking shit in her stories not sure if this means shes shadowbanned?

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Tll

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The hat also makes me sus it might be cancer, like in case she goes bald from chemo

 

[Simon]

Tll

The hat also makes me sus it might be cancer, like in case she goes bald from chemo

She's been wearing more hats lately, now that I think about it. Definitely ups the suspicion.

 

[Gramlol]

She's been wearing more hats lately, now that I think about it. Definitely ups the suspicion.

Maybe it's why she made a second account, not attached to her business one (where she will continue to hawk her bs courses)

 

[Cuddlebug]

I'm going against the grain and betting against cancer. Reasoning being:

1) Someone like Corrisa would milk the FUCK out of cancer and would deny any suggestions that it was caused by obesity and would probably tell her "haters" that her eating will help her outcome, thus doubling down on fat. There'd be a gofundme, cancer waddles with other fats, "Team Corissa" merch, ect. Any weight lost would be blamed on chemo and held up to show that weight loss isn't always healthy.

2) I can only imagine her going stealth if the issue directly conflicts with her HAES public persona and would look bad to the other HAES idiots, IE: what happened with glitterandlaserz. So my money is on horrible blood pressure, worsening diabetes, or other "fat" diseases. Maybe she's turned her liver to foie gras. Whatever the case, it requires a "lifestyle change" and is scary enough to spook Corissa into attempting to diet, and she can't bear to let her followers find out because she's a self-centered opportunistic asshole.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She posted some of her "workbook" that comes with her course.

 

[Jacinda Ardern IRL]

"If you are a human with a body and love other humans with bodies..." I guess this is the logical way to speak as an extension of "people inhabiting larger bodies", but it's hilarious to see it phrased this way. As if there are non-humans, and humans without bodies reading this review. Maybe she wants to make sure an AI doesn't purchase it by mistake.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

"If you are a human with a body and love other humans with bodies..." I guess this is the logical way to speak as an extension of "people inhabiting larger bodies", but it's hilarious to see it phrased this way. As if there are non-humans, and humans without bodies reading this review. Maybe she wants to make sure an AI doesn't purchase it by mistake.

You mean Evil Con Carne and all those They Saved Hitler's Brain's type movies lied to me?!

"Humans with bodies" sounds like something that an AI would come up with as likely as a woman that thought that Connecticut was the same size and location as Pennsylvania did. No fucking shit, Coco! "People with large bodies" is cringeworthy but at least makes sense.

 

[HamFan]

"Do you have access to the resources you need?" Maybe if you are not able to buy groceries or toiletries, you shouldn't be sending $400 or whatever to some internet asshole for her course. How does she think people struggling with bills will be participating in this bullshit? Oh that's right, its target audience is probably the same type that "can't afford rent and groceries" but can afford tattoos, drugs, alcohol, video games, going out, etc.

 

[90 Day Beyonce]

"If you are a human with a body and love other humans with bodies..." I guess this is the logical way to speak as an extension of "people inhabiting larger bodies", but it's hilarious to see it phrased this way. As if there are non-humans, and humans without bodies reading this review. Maybe she wants to make sure an AI doesn't purchase it by mistake.

It's classic troon and/or fatty speak. "My body is something completely independent of me that is mysteriously begirldicked/fat! It's not who I really am!"

 

[Gramlol]

"Do you have access to the resources you need?" Maybe if you are not able to buy groceries or toiletries, you shouldn't be sending $400 or whatever to some internet asshole for her course. How does she think people struggling with bills will be participating in this bullshit? Oh that's right, its target audience is probably the same type that "can't afford rent and groceries" but can afford tattoos, drugs, alcohol, video games, going out, etc.

Oh, so basically financial management level 'denied a mortgage due to excessive doordash' types. I think C might know how to reach them. Just trigger enough happy chemicals while white washing the wastefulness with 'you deserve it' and 'its time you get a treat for once' and it's sold.

 

[Angry New Ager]

"Do you have access to the resources you need?" Maybe if you are not able to buy groceries or toiletries, you shouldn't be sending $400 or whatever to some internet asshole for her course. How does she think people struggling with bills will be participating in this bullshit? Oh that's right, its target audience is probably the same type that "can't afford rent and groceries" but can afford tattoos, drugs, alcohol, video games, going out, etc.

Yeah, I saw that. If you're a deathfat, clearly you are getting more resources than you need, and if you're paying for this course on top of that (even at a greatly reduced pity rate), it's misallocation of resources, not lack, that is your problem.

The one that got me was, "Do you have things to look forward to? Do you have plans to try a new hobby? Do you make appointments for future dates to care for yourself? Do you look forward to your future?"

Notice how none of those are the kinds of substantial things that people usually look forward to: finding a spouse, advancing in a career, having kids, spending time with family and friends, volunteering, striving toward some sort of significant achievement. You know, things that not only build you up as a human, but connect you to others and allow you to make meaningful contributions to a wider community.

Instead, it's solitary, self-soothing consumerism: distract yourself with the acquisition phase and busywork of a new hobby (rather than get good at one you've already got); engage in some comforting indulgence in the name of caring for oneself (as long as that doesn't mean actually caring for yourself by fixing your diet and losing weight).

"Do you look forward to your future?"

Do you, Corissa? With your premature, obesity-induced aging, and obvious failing health, in a house where you can barely fit in the bathrooms, and which will will pose serious accessibility issues as you continue to fall apart? With a partner who already struggles with day-to-day functioning while living there, has already injured herself just trying to get up and down the front steps, and who will only grow less capable of managing it?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Maybe it's why she made a second account, not attached to her business one (where she will continue to hawk her bs courses)

This would be so incredibly pathetic that I almost hope it's true. Does anything scream "terminally online loser with no depth or genuine human emotion" louder than making a curated illness Instagram account?

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

She posted some of her "workbook" that comes with her course.
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Corissa: Capitalism makes the world a hellscape

Also Corissa: Please listen to the wisdom of Malcolm S. Forbes!

Hey, Brittanica, what was MSF famous for?

"Malcolm Stevenson Forbes, (1919-1990), American business leader, owner-publisher of Forbes magazine, and promoter of capitalism known for his opulent lifestyle and lively self-promotion."

Plus, closet gay! Corissa is so full of shit.

 

[Tumbo II]

And if endometrial /uterine, then a complete over-reaction....and good luck C denying it's weight related. Get all your lady bits yeeted and best of luck squeezing into an MRI or PET scan for post surgery followup.

When this happened to ALR people were saying similar shit and I'm 99% sure she abandoned any and all follow up and I have no doubt that Corissa will do the same.