FINALLY can post without the site shitting itself midway through me bullying people. Thanks to PUNKJACK and Cryptid for their important dump, glad Cryptid said "fuck it" and ran.
"I'm gonna be much easier to fuck once my revision heals up"
If he wants that he'll have to have a rod shoved up his hole 24/7 since he won't dilate otherwise unless it's done for him.
This is such a weird thing to attribute to "dysphoria". This is such an afterthought for most women undergoing any type of vaginal surgery. This is a low tier concern for most women of any status to be honest. "I feel so NOT like a woman because I CAN'T BE FUCKED" is... bizarre. He might really mean "I do not feel ANY sort of GENDERSPECIAL or SPECIAL IN LIFE unless I am FUCKED" since he says his gender is "weird" so that might genuinely be psychologically likely.
"I can be pretty good at networking
I think he is: the problem is that he uses his network for retarded shit, and picked a group that only gives emotional validation and has an incredibly limited pool of money and further connections. He's "connected", but not usefully so.
"I'm way cooler than I thought"
I always forget he's only 35. He talks sometimes like he's deathly old and looks 20 years his senior, but he could have had a lot more in his life to look forward to if he invested any bit of himself into personal growth. Even if he only lived to 50, he still would have 15 years of planning to do.
Sadly, we know he's a hedonist who plans to get his brain uploaded into a sexy robot and may be taking his body big time now, but even if he has 5 years left he'll be utterly miserable in them thanks to his choices.
This is like hearing from a mentally disabled rat test subject you're testing on. "Hmm, yes, I may WANT the cheese but checkmate scientists, I lose interest halfway! But I really could go for even more cheese..."
Even in a benign one, he still has no useful skills or traits.
I think you're missing a key item in his plan:

If he's going to work, he's going to be a fuckhole for the revolution. He said one of his fantaies is being tied up and offered free use while he sits there and does nothing. He thinks this is a contribution of work and not a bougie expense. This is incel tier thinking but even the incels would prefer a good looking twink or anything else as opposed to a fat sweaty sugar addict with no genitals. They want to fuck anything they aren't, preferably 9/10 women and men with parts intact.
That's what all of these modern day 'commies' and 'anarchists' don't understand- if all you do is grift and become a leech on the government teat, you'll be the first against the wall or, at the least, put to work. If capitalism ever collapses (ha), there will be no room for giant man babies in dresses and their 2 tons of plastic crap
Of course there won't, but that's the great part: he gets to be in the upper brains section as a slave, he gets to be baby and do nothing while fake moms take care of him (and he thinks they'll use him in return but lol hands off the fruit punch mxtrxssxs). He doesn't have to work or think if he is the best to the best brains!
Musk overpaid for a stupid impulsive buy but all these idiots act like he's as broke and assetless as they are.
Proof that they can't think outside their box.
I like how he's too scared to @ or say Elon's name.
He whines over the fact that "Elon fanboys" come to shit up his mentions every time he does because they're the type of terminally online people to constantly google for a fight. It's one of the few twitter sins Kevin is too lazy to commit and I have to agree that it's annoying, but all you have to do is block or mute so you don't even have to give a second thought.
What he really means is can someone make him a twitter which he
If Kevij ruled anything it would turn into one of those monarchies that 90% of the population are neglected (starved or twitter like starved), the best way to climb up is to kiss ass or be friends with him, the prols are just resources or afterthoughts (he deserves it for putting out all these great tweets and being so loveable), and it's all orgies and parties until the monarchy collapses in on itself and either he is killed via revolutionaries or by invading mongols.
including a stab at Kevvie for refusing them peanut butter and coming home with huge transformer hauls.
To be fair, he doesn't think about it since he doesn't need to eat. Why spend money on food when he's got a reserve of it already and his toys will be out of pre-order in a couple of hours?
so the least they could do is share the food.
But why? It is HIS food, HIS name is on it, HIS and HIS alone. I don't know if his brain works harder to ever think about sharing.
Also, at this point, my only sadness at the fact that he saw my username and realized I was making fun of him is that he doesn't know I'm a true and honest woman (ok, we don't exist on the internet, I admit it). He's just so lazy and selfish that it's hard to be sympathetic towards him when he shows others mostly contempt and selfishness. I couldn't imagine his reaction knowing a true woman was mocking him, other than "oooooh terf said naughty word I TOLD you guys that Terfs are alt right fascist nazis that should be shot!" I'd expect nothing less.