Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

My man coping well with his favorite website not changing at all, remember he wanted to ruin all our lives permanently over our favorite website getting attacked by sociopaths. I also want to note that every factual assertion he makes about the purchase in these tweets is completely wrong despite it being about the one important thing in Kevin's entire life:
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He also liked this tweet, which is wrong too, there was no loan, Musk sold Tesla stock:
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Musk overpaid for a stupid impulsive buy but all these idiots act like he's as broke and assetless as they are.
 
Wasn't there some kind of problem with his medical care or something, because Kevin was too anxious to make one phone call? Also he hides in his room whenever visitors come to tranch, even if he knows them and is friends with beforehand. His "networking skills" are just tweeting and maybe writing emails, probably using inappropriate language for official business.

Hence the quote marks around skill and networking.
Assuming he applied for a job, somehow made it to interview, the interviewer is blind, lacks a sense of smell and just guesses that his guide dog had an aneurysm when Kevvie came to interview; if Kevvie somehow works as a networking consultant, he would last several minutes in the job before having to make a phone call and flipping out.

The point is he is bafflingly incompetent on top of his laziness.

Musk overpaid for a stupid impulsive buy but all these idiots act like he's as broke and assetless as they are.

It hurts my brain at how fucking clueless Kevvie is about the situation and about how business at this level works.

Secondly. What the fuck does he mean by “create a communism”?

It is not just oddly grammatically incorrect, but it really does not make sense to what he is asking for?

Does he mean a commune? A collective?

A twitter clone made totally open source and free to use, but owned by all, would be the worst for his ideals.
By it’s very nature it would be less censorable than the internet in the early days.

What he really means is can someone make him a twitter which he totally controls and everyone has to use.
 
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Hence the quote marks around skill and networking.
Assuming he applied for a job, somehow made it to interview, the interviewer is blind, lacks a sense of smell and just guesses that his guide dog had an aneurysm when Kevvie came to interview; if Kevvie somehow works as a networking consultant, he would last several minutes in the job before having to make a phone call and flipping out.

The point is he is bafflingly incompetent on top of his laziness.
Oh, I didn't mean it like you think he has any skills, that post just reminded me of how he panicked about phone call and generally is afraid of people. Sorry if you thought so :(
 
It's funny to see how someone who has to constantly beg for money and spends it on toys makes fun of how the wealthiest man of the world runs his business and uses money.

Oh I missed this earlier!

What makes it even funnier is the fact that the outdoor troon whom escaped back into the wild tweeted stuff about the outright hypocrisy of the tranch’s money management, including a stab at Kevvie for refusing them peanut butter and coming home with huge transformer hauls.
 
Oh my god how did I miss the funniest thing I've read all day. They don't get enough EBT for their own jar? Hilarious. Then again, having a private food supply or not sharing it would be decidedly uncommie. Wait a second...
So far as I know, the pigs in the house didn't pay the field troons anything at all (in capitalism you at least get paid), so the least they could do is share the food.
Bold of you to assume Kevin has the physical strength to dig a hole big enough to fit a (large, masculine) body.
I'd be worth a try. The person holding the gun would probably give up and just finish the digging himself after pulling the trigger.
 
So far as I know, the pigs in the house didn't pay the field troons anything at all (in capitalism you at least get paid), so the least they could do is share the food.

I'd be worth a try. The person holding the gun would probably give up and just finish the digging himself after pulling the trigger.

The pigs charged the field Troons to live there and expected them to work without pay or at least their choice of food.
Estrogen was also denied to them.

I am guessing that the reasoning was to build the tranch as an example of what trans people can do without dastardly cissies and their fascist capitalist workplace rights, Nazi propaganda about nutrition and medicine, but above all the specific trans genocide ideas of land management and agricultural practices.

Hard rural work like the Champion of transwomen Pol Pot insisted upon is what would make the tranch.
 
FINALLY can post without the site shitting itself midway through me bullying people. Thanks to PUNKJACK and Cryptid for their important dump, glad Cryptid said "fuck it" and ran.

"I'm gonna be much easier to fuck once my revision heals up"
If he wants that he'll have to have a rod shoved up his hole 24/7 since he won't dilate otherwise unless it's done for him.

This is such a weird thing to attribute to "dysphoria". This is such an afterthought for most women undergoing any type of vaginal surgery. This is a low tier concern for most women of any status to be honest. "I feel so NOT like a woman because I CAN'T BE FUCKED" is... bizarre. He might really mean "I do not feel ANY sort of GENDERSPECIAL or SPECIAL IN LIFE unless I am FUCKED" since he says his gender is "weird" so that might genuinely be psychologically likely.

"I can be pretty good at networking
I think he is: the problem is that he uses his network for retarded shit, and picked a group that only gives emotional validation and has an incredibly limited pool of money and further connections. He's "connected", but not usefully so.

"I'm way cooler than I thought"
I always forget he's only 35. He talks sometimes like he's deathly old and looks 20 years his senior, but he could have had a lot more in his life to look forward to if he invested any bit of himself into personal growth. Even if he only lived to 50, he still would have 15 years of planning to do.

Sadly, we know he's a hedonist who plans to get his brain uploaded into a sexy robot and may be taking his body big time now, but even if he has 5 years left he'll be utterly miserable in them thanks to his choices.

Big brain toy sperging
This is like hearing from a mentally disabled rat test subject you're testing on. "Hmm, yes, I may WANT the cheese but checkmate scientists, I lose interest halfway! But I really could go for even more cheese..."

Even in a benign one, he still has no useful skills or traits.
I think you're missing a key item in his plan:
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If he's going to work, he's going to be a fuckhole for the revolution. He said one of his fantaies is being tied up and offered free use while he sits there and does nothing. He thinks this is a contribution of work and not a bougie expense. This is incel tier thinking but even the incels would prefer a good looking twink or anything else as opposed to a fat sweaty sugar addict with no genitals. They want to fuck anything they aren't, preferably 9/10 women and men with parts intact.

That's what all of these modern day 'commies' and 'anarchists' don't understand- if all you do is grift and become a leech on the government teat, you'll be the first against the wall or, at the least, put to work. If capitalism ever collapses (ha), there will be no room for giant man babies in dresses and their 2 tons of plastic crap
Of course there won't, but that's the great part: he gets to be in the upper brains section as a slave, he gets to be baby and do nothing while fake moms take care of him (and he thinks they'll use him in return but lol hands off the fruit punch mxtrxssxs). He doesn't have to work or think if he is the best to the best brains!

Musk overpaid for a stupid impulsive buy but all these idiots act like he's as broke and assetless as they are.
Proof that they can't think outside their box.

I like how he's too scared to @ or say Elon's name.
He whines over the fact that "Elon fanboys" come to shit up his mentions every time he does because they're the type of terminally online people to constantly google for a fight. It's one of the few twitter sins Kevin is too lazy to commit and I have to agree that it's annoying, but all you have to do is block or mute so you don't even have to give a second thought.

What he really means is can someone make him a twitter which he
If Kevij ruled anything it would turn into one of those monarchies that 90% of the population are neglected (starved or twitter like starved), the best way to climb up is to kiss ass or be friends with him, the prols are just resources or afterthoughts (he deserves it for putting out all these great tweets and being so loveable), and it's all orgies and parties until the monarchy collapses in on itself and either he is killed via revolutionaries or by invading mongols.

including a stab at Kevvie for refusing them peanut butter and coming home with huge transformer hauls.
To be fair, he doesn't think about it since he doesn't need to eat. Why spend money on food when he's got a reserve of it already and his toys will be out of pre-order in a couple of hours?

so the least they could do is share the food.
But why? It is HIS food, HIS name is on it, HIS and HIS alone. I don't know if his brain works harder to ever think about sharing.

Also, at this point, my only sadness at the fact that he saw my username and realized I was making fun of him is that he doesn't know I'm a true and honest woman (ok, we don't exist on the internet, I admit it). He's just so lazy and selfish that it's hard to be sympathetic towards him when he shows others mostly contempt and selfishness. I couldn't imagine his reaction knowing a true woman was mocking him, other than "oooooh terf said naughty word I TOLD you guys that Terfs are alt right fascist nazis that should be shot!" I'd expect nothing less.
 
Musk overpaid for a stupid impulsive buy but all these idiots act like he's as broke and assetless as they are.
When Musk utterly fucks up and ends up hugely overpaying for something, he still ends up personally owning one of the largest social media outlets on the planet. When Kevryn fucks up, he ends up with a nasty stink ditch that needs endless revision and permanent dilation, a pile of plastic, and no future.
 
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