Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

It may have been addressed already, but looking at the armless freak Fong shacks up with... is he actually armless? I'm looking at one of the pics in the OP, and it just seems like he has his arms behind his back? Maybe he's one of those cripple larpers...

 

[BlerdBjern]

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Is that word salad just jargon run through a shitty AI sentence generator?

And are there any actual employees at honeycomb or are they all just "managers"?

Wait is that shit actually on honeycombs site?

 

[Baraadmirer]

Crossposting from the Keffals thread to bring good tidings.

Not only is Kiwi Farms back, it’s been fully restored to prominence in search engines as well. Google has actually stopped trying to de-index it from results. Recently they were hiding it from the first page, and DuckDuckGo had pushed it below any news article casting dispersions on Kiwi Farms integrity. Brave even prioritized Cloudflare’s statement of capitulating cuckoldry.

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Holy shit I tried searching for Liz Fong-Jones and Keffals with Kiwi Farms on Google. KF results actually on first page.
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[AnOminous]

It may have been addressed already, but looking at the armless freak Fong shacks up with... is he actually armless? I'm looking at one of the pics in the OP, and it just seems like he has his arms behind his back? Maybe he's one of those cripple larpers...

That's literally what he is. He pretends to be an amputee, that's how disgusting he is. Go back to the early pages of the thread where we discuss the snake troon.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Shit like this is why I have to throw a little doubt on @Cuckoman's assessment of Elliot's capabilities as an SRE. Not doubting the impression he had, but rather the potential reality behind it.

Elliot knows all the terminology, but his systemic knowledge appears shallow for someone of his claimed qualifications, almost as if he's just repeating what he's been told by others, rather than what he has experienced for himself. Code never lies. Like I said before, much of the code he's published publicly has been simplistic library stitching, the sort of which I would expect from a junior. A senior would have more involvement in the code, more personality imprinted on it, regardless of their role responsibilities.

I've encountered his type before: they talk a good, aggressive game and have little tolerance for the opinions of others, simply because those others will almost definitely present ideas that are better than their own. They can make themselves look like a 10X, by putting in the barest minimum effort as a team lead or senior dev, whilst manipulating everything and everyone around them to recieve credit for the work other people have done. It wouldn't surprise me if he always oversold himself this way, whilst intimidating and silencing anyone who might potentially out him as a hack fraud.

SREs, like DevOps, can vary from engineer building infrastructure, glue code, and policies to do-nothing manager who read the SRE book written by the google engineer who claims to have invented it. Problem is in the eyes of employers, they don't see a difference.
DevOps is the same way. You can be a complete hack who read an o'reilly book and memorized some leetcode and get a high paying job where you push your responsibilities off onto others.
What's shitty is this is encouraged by coding bootcamps and the "bro" mentality so competent engineers get shafted because they didn't read guides on getting interviews.

 

[MadDisaster]

This fucker does not just have skeletons, he has a fucking ossuary.

Or better idea, can we not? Can we do something else instead?

We can take a moment to appreciate the word "ossuary". What a great word.

 

[Pee Cola]

Is it just me, or does Honeycomb's Meet The Team page (archive) look like a sex offender registry?

 

[My Name is Mud]

Is it just me, or does Honeycomb's Meet The Team page (archive) look like a sex offender registry?

It kinda reminds me of this.

 

[Sprate Header]

Is it just me, or does Honeycomb's Meet The Team page (archive) look like a sex offender registry?

I had the same impression, come to think of it. Luckily, almost all of the people on the page have helpfully provided their full names and LinkedIn and/or Twitter accounts (all of which have been archived ), so we have quite a few data points to check the backgrounds of the 156 listed employees.

 

[Collections Agent]

get bent, Elliot. that's the worst XKCD ever, and you keep on going to everyone else's (metaphorical) house and screeching at them to throw Kiwi Farms out. you should be looking at the door and thinking "this is my hole" because it's a rectangle just like your jaw.
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Ok I know I'm late to respond to this but this is the most bad faith, stupidest, most easily exploitable argument ever.

If I ask you what your favorite color is, you say purple, but I wanted you to say magenta so I stab your tires and break your car window this argument is just as valid.

It absolutely is stunning to me how absolutely stupid some of these people are. Do they not see how sayings like that could easily be turned on them?

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Last tweet before he went protected
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Wait, he uses Tweetdeck?
Huh. To be fair I never paid attention but tweetdeck has fuck all for security, would think that someone "in the industry" would know better than to use a 3rd party app.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

It kinda reminds me of this.
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Holy fuck I thought this was real for a second...then I got it.

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

For real, Fong isn’t as fat as Zoe and probably never had consensual sex, they are not alike at all.

Zoe Quinn is an amazon sex goddess compared to dong gone lmao

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Donger has been defeated. Sort of sad to see this battle end. Guess I will go back to watching King Cobra JFS. He understands women more than Donger does.

 

[Brutality]

This is the last thing an unattended child sees before going to the Fritzl dungeon

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Wait, he uses Tweetdeck?
Huh. To be fair I never paid attention but tweetdeck has fuck all for security, would think that someone "in the industry" would know better than to use a 3rd party app.

I use tweetdeck. It's first party too. What kind of security issues should I know of?

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Ok I know I'm late to respond to this but this is the most bad faith, stupidest, most easily exploitable argument ever.

If I ask you what your favorite color is, you say purple, but I wanted you to say magenta so I stab your tires and break your car window this argument is just as valid.

It absolutely is stunning to me how absolutely stupid some of these people are. Do they not see how sayings like that could easily be turned on them?

They never do. Ever. They only ever break out the XKCD when it's someone they don't like saying something they don't want anyone else to hear.

When it's Ping Pong Ching Chong No Dong being denied a platform because he's a gross rapist, that's just the hateful trolls and Kiwi Farmers silencing trans voices.

 

[Sprate Header]

lol

(https://archive.ph/XRzn2)


(https://archive.ph/5G41Q)

lmao
(Link) (https://archive.ph/wip/aLUhG) (Faggot Archive)

@quaawaa also catalogued in this post that one "Nicolas Rycar" left DiamWall a good review after they dropped us.





We rag pretty hard on Ching-Chong Ling-Long in this thread, but how far gone do you have to be to be a No-Dong simp!?

 

[Paranoia Machine]

For real, Fong isn’t as fat as Zoe and probably never had consensual sex, they are not alike at all.

I'd rather be Alec Holowka'd by Zoe Quinn than be in the same room as Elliot once.
I can't imagine whatever mysterymeat meta that Elliot is running smells particularly great. Especially since the nastyass goes days without showering and like many other chinamen, have decided that their teeth are more of a suggestion and less of a permanent fixture.
Boy i wonder what turning flesh that exudes sweat and grows hair jammed into a wounded meat-hole smells and tastes like.

Fun Fact: I actually have been in the same room as Zoe Quinn technically. I was at GDC 2015 and she was there too with a bunch of guards. Quinn had the decency of having guards that push people away, Elliot's guards would probably be funneling people he deemed worthy of a "Consent Accident" into him tho.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

It's almost poetic how Josh won by literally doing nothing but appealing to suspensions and consistently rebuilding. In the span of a week, Keffals fucked off to his goblin den, LFJ went on lockdown and has lost all alleged credibility, and Elon managed to take all the remaining heat off from us.

KiwiFarms literally always wins.