Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AltisticRight]

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Was his vibrating dilator shorted, causing electrocution?

 

[Ol' Slag]

Was his vibrating dilator shorted, causing electrocution?

No, the pure autism vortex known as Sonic just dropped and Keffals had a tismgasm.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Enjoy today's episode of Keffals Out of Context (the context is he's a faggot).


[2022-11-05 02:20:19 UTC] keffals: I put my heart and soul and tears and pushed myself to my limits mentally and physically and my reward for that is watching as so-called "progressives" shit all over me because they don't like a take that I don't even have that they fucking made up due to a lack of context.

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[2022-11-05 02:29:37 UTC] keffals: i'm glad i have this community because i'm so unfairly maligned. everyone wants to hate me. i don't do anything to deserve it.

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[2022-11-05 02:52:10 UTC] keffals: NPD?
[2022-11-05 02:53:46 UTC] keffals: I have zero personality disorders thank you because I told the psychologist to kill themselves when they suggested administering one

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[2022-11-05 00:58:51 UTC] keffals: every single stoic cis man is significantly more of a pussy than me

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[2022-11-05 00:35:28 UTC] keffals: i only make money thru KGG if people directly donate or subscribe on site
[2022-11-05 00:35:32 UTC] keffals: but I'm not really concerned

[2022-11-05 02:24:01 UTC] keffals: The person I was at the start of the year is dead. I gave it my all. I tried my best.
[2022-11-05 02:24:59 UTC] keffals: I am currently paying $800 a month to see a psychologist so I can get proper treatment
[2022-11-05 02:25:28 UTC] keffals: but being unable to stream, unable to continue making a living, is a constant source of anxiety. My finances will dwindle as long as I am on hiatus.
[2022-11-05 02:25:30 UTC] keffals: It's terrifying.
[2022-11-05 02:26:11 UTC] keffals: I don't have insurance, I'm self-employed
[2022-11-05 02:26:33 UTC] keffals: I have to lay off half a dozen sub-contractors soon because everything is going to tank unless I get better

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[2022-11-05 03:36:30 UTC] keffals: also misogyny is a problem
[2022-11-05 03:36:40 UTC] keffals: cause everything i say will be received far worse than what any male will say
[2022-11-05 03:40:51 UTC] keffals: like i'll literally call keemstar a pedo
[2022-11-05 03:40:56 UTC] keffals: like basically every big commentary person does
[2022-11-05 03:41:07 UTC] keffals: and someone will say "looks like keffals wants attention again" and gets 5k likes
[2022-11-05 03:41:12 UTC] keffals: it's just misogyny

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[2022-11-05 04:54:10 UTC] keffals: i want my old life back

Goddamn this troon literally makes me feel better about myself. No matter how crummy I feel when I wake up for another day of wageslavery I can tell myself “hey at least I’m not going mentally insane trying to grift money and attention from tranny children online”

Also my benis is still intact so I don’t have to do things like binge eating as a surrogate pleasure activity

 

[Boopims]

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He’s tweaking on something, that’s for sure

 

[Retink Retunk]

He’s tweaking on something, that’s for sure

Maybe him and Warski are forming a power couple, both of them are failed Canadian streamers and Warski is known to fuck anything that moves.

 

[A Sunset]

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Though it goes without saying the Kiwis absolutely have them beat, there's a lot of great and funny suff in the Art & Literature forum. And your Keffals pictures and edited emotes are great.

This fanart was pretty good. I just made some modifications for realism. Now we see a more true-to-life Lucas, imagining/fantasizing about what his idealized persona looks like - a cute UwU anime girl who is not hunchbacked and fat - escaping the darker and greasier reality.


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[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

he clearly wants the style of humor found here but can never be a part of it

Joke's on him, saying the nigger-word and calling troons grooming faggots is essential to the humour found here. I'm sure he loves this place and hates seeing comfy posters having a good time online.

 

[I faked the autism]

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Same vibe

 

[JasonMetloney]

You guys think Keffals is shitting his pants with the Farms back?

 

[Marche]

You guys think Keffals is shitting his pants with the Farms back?

Fuck no, he made his money and it doesn't exist to him anymore because he cant milk it anymore

 

[AirdropShitposts]

honestly he really has kind of put himself in a corner with all his lawsuit talk. he either has to sue the london police which would mean they would have to include more info about why he was raided and possibly what was found on his computer since they would most likely wanna make extra sure he has nothing illegal. he cant sue josh or kiwifarms because section 230 exists he cant really sue individual users unless he can prove without a shadow of a doubt that the person he is suing is the same person behind the name. which is gonna be a pretty fun adventure seeing as its the internet and there can in fact be multiple people with the same name.

my guess is that he is gonna go after destiny since that would be the easiest route or this is all made up and he is not gonna sue anyone and will simply beg for more money sometime in january saying his lawyers need more money because of how broad this lawsuit is gonna be so everyone should give him money now or else. either way there is more than enough evidence of keffals provoking his enemies which im sure still exist in archives somewhere and im sure such things would not help his case much regardless who he goes after.

It's not cheap to sue anonymous users. Assume Null complies and turns over the IP. You then have to petition the ISP to identify the customer (who may not be who made the post) and many ISP's refuse to do this without a subpoena. Which means you have to already be in court to even identify the person and if you're going to attempt to do this for defamation you better have a shit load of money and what the person said actually be defamation. This better not be a SLAPP and you better not be in a harsh anti-SLAPP state because guess who just got themselves in a position to pay attorneys fees for the person they frivolously sued? See this entirely random website for more information on what could happen: https://payquasi.lol/

You fucking niggerfaggot Alex Jones was just ordered to pay 2 gorillion dollars because he said no one died at sandy hook. That's how much "muh amendment" is worth. If anything we've seen in the past months that it went down the john ages ago.

No, Alex Jones refused to participate in any defense for saying the families of Sandy Hook were complicit in a conspiracy to carry out a school shooting. He didn't even attempt to claim the First Amendment protected his defamatory speech. Then he spent his subsequent time hiring incompetent attorneys and claiming his own stupidity was part of the conspiracy.

 

[Smellee Cat]

Things have escalated, now there are centipedes in my eyes.

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Looooool you can see the lash glue. And he’s wearing dude clothes. His eyebrows start and end at the wrong place AND whatever lip stain/balm (that’s not a lipstick) is leaving his lips so crusty.

FAKE FRECKLES

im genuinely curious as to what filter he is using.

COPE HARDER.

ps can’t wait to see your gunt stand up again.
xo
real woman

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Things have escalated, now there are centipedes in my eyes.

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Looooool you can see the lash glue. And he’s wearing dude clothes. His eyebrows start and end at the wrong place AND whatever lip stain/balm (that’s not a lipstick) is leaving his lips so crusty.

FAKE FRECKLES

im genuinely curious as to what filter he is using.

COPE HARDER.

ps can’t wait to see your gunt stand up again.
xo
real woman

Gross. I don't even want this Keffals to come on here and debate me. It's too sad.

 

[Smellee Cat]

Fuck me, I’m sorry, I wasn’t going to do,this when I posted above.

1. Shit winged eyeliner a la Erin Reed.
2. Where you can see the filter
3. Smudged as fuck eyeliner (?) mascara (?) filter warp (?)
4. Filter working overtime
5. Sideburns.
6. Forgot to filter his dark as fuck circles AND didn’t highlight there like all e-girls do.
7. Filter blur. could also be smudge from trying to over draw lip line.
8. Filter
9. Filter
10. FAKE FRECKLES

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

I searched the thread but didn't see anything about this, it's a very minor thing but I found it amusing. On September 4th a petty tranny decided that the kiwifarms article can't include the url to the farms. "Talk:Kiwi Farms#URL, there appears to be a rough consensus against including their alternate URLs"
The Stormfront article still links to their site.
And from a quick googling google itself won't link to the forum if searching for kiwifarms, it only shows up when searching for kiwifarms.net

The wiki sperg is Sideswipe9th/Zoe Hamilton/zoeswipe, a no-name tranny living in Belfast with a background in tech. He's tried to get the attention of keffals and liz chin jones with a couple of tweets.

 

[Punished Neco]

[A]
The hiatus that doesn't exist has once again resumed.
It's funny that this went from "this may be the last thing I post online for awhile" to still streaming 3 times a week on Twitch and posting on Discord.
I get the feeling that Keffals views Twitter as the Internet, if you're not posting on it then you're not technically 'online'

Also it's people like that that make you ashamed to be trans? Not the Yaniv's or Chris Chans? Or the Zoophile that ran TransphobesPostingL's account? Or the Ron Jeremy lookalike?

 

[SassyDispatch]

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[A]
The hiatus that doesn't exist has once again resumed.
It's funny that this went from "this may be the last thing I post online for awhile" to still streaming 3 times a week on Twitch and posting on Discord.
I get the feeling that Keffals views Twitter as the Internet, if you're not posting on it then you're not technically 'online'

Also it's people like that that make you ashamed to be trans? Not the Yaniv's or Chris Chans? Or the Zoophile that ran TransphobesPostingL's account? Or the Ron Jeremy lookalike?

When a couple of big league troons are engaging in Twitter Combat by using their profound mental illness as both sword and shield to defend themselves and attack the other...

 

[FamicomGorby]

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[A]
The hiatus that doesn't exist has once again resumed.
It's funny that this went from "this may be the last thing I post online for awhile" to still streaming 3 times a week on Twitch and posting on Discord.
I get the feeling that Keffals views Twitter as the Internet, if you're not posting on it then you're not technically 'online'

Also it's people like that that make you ashamed to be trans? Not the Yaniv's or Chris Chans? Or the Zoophile that ran TransphobesPostingL's account? Or the Ron Jeremy lookalike?

Keffals being a hypocrite saying people post this kind of stuff for "updoots" when they're the ones obsessed with "ratioing" people on Twitter, aka literally begging for likes on tweets.

 

[Ammyterasu]

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[A]
The hiatus that doesn't exist has once again resumed.
It's funny that this went from "this may be the last thing I post online for awhile" to still streaming 3 times a week on Twitch and posting on Discord.
I get the feeling that Keffals views Twitter as the Internet, if you're not posting on it then you're not technically 'online'

Also it's people like that that make you ashamed to be trans? Not the Yaniv's or Chris Chans? Or the Zoophile that ran TransphobesPostingL's account? Or the Ron Jeremy lookalike?

Aw.. those tweets really pulled at my heartstrings. Poor Keffals.

 

[Something Awful]

lol, Keffals waits for Dong-Gone to leave Twitter to come back from his own hiatus and start a slapfight. "JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" lol. lmao. Just walk away from the screen. Just close your eyes, bro.

Oh lol, he deleted the tweet. Good thing the Kiwi Farms are gone, no one will ever know it existed.