Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Alligator Alcatraz]

One thing I miss of the '00s internet: there weren't all those academic-sounding woke-y words like "deplatformed" always seemingly used in a "look how smart I am" way.

Yeah ever since Internet-connected devices became widely available, normies have been aggressively pushing buzzwords onto tons of shit that already had words. It really demonstrates the low reading level and low vocabulary held by the average normie.

The use of language to subversibly manipulate the layman has birthed a trend that spans news, social media, and everyday language to promote political ideas or advertise for capitalist lords.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Just wanted to address this post he made on LinkedIn.

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Nigger, I know I've only been around since 2019 and I'm not up on the deepest lore, but I and a lot of other fuckers like me never even knew who the fuck you were. Even when you popped up in the Keffals shit, I imagine a lot of people were like myself and asking what is this thing is that jaw real and why does it sound like a muppet?

Six years? Nigger, SIX YEARS?! Most people didn't know who you were SIX MONTHS ago, and most probably didn't care until about SIX WEEKS ago when you started trying nigger censorship shit. Fuck you.

Even with all the nonsense that's gone on he has just under 200 pages of a single thread. That is absolutely tiny. Nobody has once given a single shit about Elliot.
I think that's what makes me happiest about this tranny is that I know that even if he manages to take KF down for a weekend, a week, a month, whatever; unless it is fully eradicated from clearnet, at least one person is guaranteed to be having a worse day than you.
Add on that the person getting the shit end of the stick is a disgusting, whining, rapist makes it so I sleep twice as good.
Let them claim "Six Years"
It just gives us an accurate timeline of how long we've been living rent free in that massive head of his.
This niglet seriously feels six years of abuse from the very very little we had on him. Laugh. Point at this paper man and laugh.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

also I briefly mistook the guy behind Elliot's mom for Curtis Yarvin/Mencius Moldbug.
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Hobbits and Elves! Hobbits and Elves!

 

[Bloatlord]

That's one of em, but here's the lucky fella that married Elliot and is confirmed to be the dominant in their BDSM relationship
Remember, Elliot is proud of being owned like a dog by this thing

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Bonus content, notice that general lack of a father in this wedding lmao

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Well that is certainly a dysgenic looking bunch. Probably a good thing they are terminating their bloodlines.

 

[Retink Retunk]

also I briefly mistook the guy behind Elliot's mom for Curtis Yarvin/Mencius Moldbug.
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You know it's not him because he's not lecturing anyone about the benefits of monarchy.

 

[CapricornusRex]

Bonus content, notice that general lack of a father in this wedding lmao

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That photo is so fucking funny. He has the second largest head in this photo. Looks like a post-op Bigfoot Silva in a dress.

 

[BlerdBjern]

The blue dye probably represents his love for little boys and pink probably represents his love for little girls. It looks like the company is stuffed full of sex offenders and diversity hires. I clicked on their twitters and many of the more normal looking ones have either listed pronouns or rant about gay shit. Just take a look at some of the employees:

Spoiler: FREAKS

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There are many ugly people in the company, but there isn't much they can do about their genetics. But these people? They make themselves freaks of nature on purpose. Also there's a token nigger with afro, sheeeeit.

it's a regular ass fuckin clown show.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

That's one of em, but here's the lucky fella that married Elliot and is confirmed to be the dominant in their BDSM relationship
Remember, Elliot is proud of being owned like a dog by this thing

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Bonus content, notice that general lack of a father in this wedding lmao

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I swear to god with these fucking people, you can't even take off the fucking PetSmart Dog collar for your fucking wedding Photos, Jesus Christ.

 

[Peru oso donas]

Thank goodness the OP already has info on Thwomp's consent accident, i was about to highlight search the thread just so i could get the context behind it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Its pretty clear that things have spiraled out of control.

41 hours in MS Paint

 

[Wy4M]

"This is not optimal"

Rape = consent accident
Failure = this is not optimal

I, for one, look very much forward to the outlaw saga. I truly believe Elliot's downfall will be his hubris—his blinded rage against Josh and the Farms will lead him to fuck up big time, so much that his employer will no longer be able to turn the blind eye at this faggot.

And who do you think is Moby Dick? Josh or the farms?

 

[Ninon42]

That's one of em, but here's the lucky fella that married Elliot and is confirmed to be the dominant in their BDSM relationship
Remember, Elliot is proud of being owned like a dog by this thing

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Bonus content, notice that general lack of a father in this wedding lmao

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Besides the general men in cheap dresses vibe, the mismatched gloves and dress on Elliot No-Dong are quite the choice. Tone on tone can work but not when one is vaguely warm toned (the cheapass dress) and one is cool toned (the cheapass gloves). He did match the dress to his dog collar though so points for that, I guess. And have either of them bothered with conditioner, ever? Did the photographer hate them? Whatever snakeboy is doing with his mouth in the first pic is something that no decent photog would ever show in public out of respect to the bride..."bride", in this case.

Even a South Korean jaw-sawing specialist couldn't make that face feminine, and by that face, just pick a troon because his friends are as fug as him.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

POV: you are CEO of honeycomb.io trying to scam retarded venture capitalists with your log viewer, but the weird ex-Google employee keeps bringing unwanted attention to your slush fund acting like a horse's ass in full view of the public

ftfy

 

[Deranged Deez]

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't software a traditionally feminine role because women were hired at low wages to fiddle with code and pioneered in it while hardware was for men, and it was called soft and hard for this exact reason? Then as computers got popular, women became rare in the field?
Is this true or feminist propaganda? It does make sense to me.

What I find funny is how feminists always talk about "male dominated" programming like it's a problem but never imply that female dominated programming was or would be just as problematic

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

never imply that female dominated programming was or would be just as problematic

From an IDE's point of view maybe, way more code problems indeed.

I swear to god with these fucking people, you can't even take off the fucking PetSmart Dog collar for your fucking wedding Photos, Jesus Christ.

Their lives are so disgustingly ran by their dopamine-fried porn-crazed brains that all they can think about all day is the most depraved obscure sex practices, even during the wedding what went through his head is not "This is a big day in my adult life, I am making this relationship lasting and official", it's probably something more akin to "Master is gonna treat me like a dog in the bedroom tonight and pound my axe wound, can't wait".
Sorry for the mental images.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

That's one of em, but here's the lucky fella that married Elliot and is confirmed to be the dominant in their BDSM relationship
Remember, Elliot is proud of being owned like a dog by this thing

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Bonus content, notice that general lack of a father in this wedding lmao

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This is the first time I've ever had the displeasure of seeing LFJ beyond just the headshot he uses for his profile picture, and holy shit I'm in fucking tears. How can anyone take these people seriously? Dude looks straight out of fucking Minecraft.

 

[Hot Dog]

As usual the Streisand effect ensures that everyone who wasn't paying attention to you is now paying attention to you. I assume this is exactly what you wanted? And like any true cow, the situation is entirely self inflicted through their shitty behavior.

It has been great watching this thread unfold from throwing Keffals under the bus to trying to tell kiwis that they are in a cult while you wear a sex collar with a grown adult pretending to be a snake to having consent accidents over and over again. And then trying to trash the internet to fuck everyone else over, including yourself in the long run. It wouldn't cover your tracks anyways. People know who you are and now more people know than before. If this site goes down the information still remains.

What a wonderful community. Great fucking job.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

"Master is gonna treat me like a dog in the bedroom tonight and pound my axe wound, can't wait".
Sorry for the mental images.

You know it's even wackier when you know that the both of them and the snake tranny are all eunuch post-ops.
How any pounding gets done through the sheer levels of surrealism is beyond me.

This is literally gay sex with gross extra steps.

This is the first time I've ever had the displeasure of seeing LFJ beyond just the headshot he uses for his profile picture, and holy shit I'm in fucking tears. How can anyone take these people seriously? Dude looks straight out of fucking Minecraft.

Oh man. It's super weird right? Like his head is so unproportionately large compared to his weird noodley stick body.
It's even weirder in motion or in pictures where he's moving.

You ever notice how it's like a 1/3 chance that a lolcow is gonna have a weird shaped head? Elliot is clearly an extreme example, but I can't be the only kiwi on the farm to notice this?

 

[Wy4M]

Liz coomer brain in action

Building content-neutral platforms is important for diversity and pub…

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Title: "Building content-neutral platforms is important for diversity and public health"

Already in the first sentence: "... sexual based expression"
"... viewing content that others label morally objectionable"
"... tying people up the wrong way can cause serious injury or death. Posting images and video of how to do it safely is not gratuitous or a luxury/privilege to be taken away"

 

[Baraadmirer]

You know it's even wackier when you know that the both of them and the snake tranny are all eunuch post-ops.
How any pounding gets done through the sheer levels of surrealism is beyond me.

This is literally gay sex with gross extra steps.


Oh man. It's super weird right? Like his head is so unproportionately large compared to his weird noodley stick body.
It's even weirder in motion or in pictures where he's moving.

You ever notice how it's like a 1/3 chance that a lolcow is gonna have a weird shaped head? Elliot is clearly an extreme example, but I can't be the only kiwi on the farm to notice this?

Are you suggesting phrenology might not be a dead science after all?