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[Vorhtbame]

Yes, because only men can be terrifying when they're yelling.

How to tell if you are sheltered: If someone yelling at you is the scariest thing you've ever experienced.

 

[Lunete]

Spoiler: fat otherkin unite

Spoiler: redneck appropriation is real

Spoiler: Everyone must atone for the crimes of their ancestors

Spoiler: Doctors poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!"

Spoiler: Asexual orgies

 

[Florence]

Spoiler: Everyone must atone for the crimes of their ancestors

What the... Are people actually stupid enough to do this?

 

[plasticine]

What the... Are people actually stupid enough to do this?

Yes. White guilt is a terrible thing.

 

[Vorhtbame]

What the... Are people actually stupid enough to do this?

Yes. See, atoning for your own sins is uncomfortable, embarrassing, and comes with an acknowledgment that you haven't been a good person; people may recognize that you've done the right thing, but it's still before them that you did something wrong.

On the other hand, huge, dramatic shows of "atonement" for sins someone else committed? You get all the recognition that you've done a "good" thing, without the part where you did anything wrong, and you get an extra side order of pointing the finger and being better than those other people over there for whose mess you have to clean up. And since crucifixion is so two thousand years ago, all you have to do is shed a few tears and wear a stupid t-shirt.

 

[AnOminous]

On the other hand, huge, dramatic shows of "atonement" for sins someone else committed? You get all the recognition that you've done a "good" thing, without the part where you did anything wrong, and you get an extra side order of pointing the finger and being better than those other people over there for whose mess you have to clean up. And since crucifixion is so two thousand years ago, all you have to do is shed a few tears and wear a stupid t-shirt.

All of the redemption! None of the guilt!

It's like being a Catholic without actually having to worship or do good or anything.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

If you want lesbian oppression-porn, make it yourself.

 

[Meowthkip]

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If you want lesbian oppression-porn, make it yourself.

No.

I can't masturbate to lesbians.

 

[Fiddleford]

No.

I can't masturbate to lesbians.

You've gotta try harder. If you can do it you're fetishizing lesbians. If you can't you're a lesbophobe.

 

[Absinthe]

http://modelelesa.tumblr.com/post/141130922901/staff-there-was-a-really-bad-gif-on-the-login
How do these people function?

 

[Fiddleford]

http://modelelesa.tumblr.com/post/141130922901/staff-there-was-a-really-bad-gif-on-the-login
How do these people function?

Not sure about the login pages but a couple of the gifs on the 404 pages have been known to fuck with people who have actual epilepsy. Don't know if that's what this person's talking about though.

 

[has]

Please tag vomit on your Jon Arbuckle hate page:

I like how they typed mostly normally until they realized they should be pretending to have a panic attack too.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Please tag vomit on your Jon Arbuckle hate page:
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I like how they typed mostly normally until they realized they should be pretending to have a panic attack too.

Why...would you express such vehement hatred for Jon? What'd he do? And when did he stop being a fictional character?

 

[Pilzgeschwader]

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If you want lesbian oppression-porn, make it yourself.

"non-binary lesbians"
How exactly would that even work? Don't you have to be a womyn to be a lesbian, or is that homophobic now?

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Why...would you express such vehement hatred for Jon? What'd he do? And when did he stop being a fictional character?

Don't you remember the time when Jon violently murdered Lyman and used him to make Garfield's lasagna?

 

[neverendingmidi]

"non-binary lesbians"
How exactly would that even work? Don't you have to be a womyn to be a lesbian, or is that homophobic now?

No. It's transphobic. Read Assigned Male to learn about girl penises.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Don't you remember the time when Jon violently murdered Lyman and used him to make Garfield's lasagna?

Oh, right, and vegans everywhere were triggered. That bastard!

 

[has]

Why...would you express such vehement hatred for Jon? What'd he do? And when did he stop being a fictional character?

He's abusive to Garfield and possibly murdered Lyman. That said it's obviously a joke blog but people are taking it super seriously.

 

[Absinthe]

Why...would you express such vehement hatred for Jon? What'd he do? And when did he stop being a fictional character?

He feeds vegetables to his cat, like those awful vegans.
Plus he dances weird.

 

[Billiam Cipher]

Not sure about the login pages but a couple of the gifs on the 404 pages have been known to fuck with people who have actual epilepsy. Don't know if that's what this person's talking about though.

Knowing these kinds of people, it was probably a gif a "bad" ship, or some eyeballs making eye contact or something of that sort.